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(Yahoo)   Wingnut counties in Colorado angry with its liberal tack want to secede to form "North Colorado." Surely we Farkers can come up with a more original name   (news.yahoo.com ) divider line
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2013-06-10 08:33:17 AM  
"dumbfarkistan" has a nice ring to it.
 
2013-06-10 08:58:06 AM  
"Takecoloradospringswithyouland" is just too clumsy.
 
2013-06-10 08:58:25 AM  
"Where the white people are" state.
 
2013-06-10 09:01:31 AM  
I'll bet they have no problems in taking all those agricultural and oil subsides.
 
2013-06-10 09:03:43 AM  
Petoria
 
2013-06-10 09:33:56 AM  
BEST Colorado.
 
2013-06-10 09:34:57 AM  

Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.


Winner.
 
2013-06-10 09:43:49 AM  
I'd say Moronica, but i think the Stooges beat me to it.
 
2013-06-10 09:48:27 AM  
Hillbillia
 
2013-06-10 09:51:07 AM  

Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.


damn - they should allow voting for this thread, because i'd vote for this!
 
2013-06-10 09:51:52 AM  

Aarontology: I'll bet they have no problems in taking all those agricultural and oil subsides.


they don't want to secede from the US, they just want out of Colorado.
 
2013-06-10 09:56:32 AM  

ManateeGag: Aarontology: I'll bet they have no problems in taking all those agricultural and oil subsides.

they don't want to secede from the US, they just want out of Colorado.


Well, one of their gripes is that new energy standard that's too expensive for them. Considering their economy is heavily subsidized by the tax payers, and without those subsidies it'd be even more expensive, I don't want to hear them biatch about it.
 
2013-06-10 10:38:52 AM  
I somehow suspect that there are a number of people in DC not excited about adding two new Senators.
 
2013-06-10 10:38:58 AM  
Wyoming
 
2013-06-10 10:39:07 AM  
This is because they legalized weed, right?
 
2013-06-10 10:44:38 AM  

raerae1980: This is because they legalized weed, right?


well, and you can't shoot gays on sight.
 
2013-06-10 10:45:34 AM  

Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.


l.wigflip.com
 
2013-06-10 11:26:41 AM  

sweetmelissa31: Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.

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Cartman for Governor.
 
2013-06-10 11:35:58 AM  
Request denied. Oh, and you people are stupid and smell funny.
 
2013-06-10 11:45:57 AM  
Southeast Idaho
 
2013-06-10 11:49:04 AM  

Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.


This! As opposed to West Colorado.

The part that wants to secede is in the northeast corner of the state.
 
2013-06-10 11:53:44 AM  
Why is the default response of these people always essentially "Whatever, MOM. I'll just get my OWN place and do the dishes when *I* want to?"
 
2013-06-10 12:00:06 PM  
Trollorado
 
2013-06-10 12:03:32 PM  
Nebrasscrack.
 
2013-06-10 12:05:02 PM  
Wanting to secede is so farking patriotic.
 
2013-06-10 12:15:18 PM  
Green Acres.
 
2013-06-10 12:28:29 PM  
Let's see....

Miles and Miles of just... "NOTHING"
"Special" Colorado
Farmville
Radiation Springs

I can't think of any more.  :(
 
2013-06-10 12:32:46 PM  
Special Colorado
Tardistan
Fundarado
Noqueeria
Jesusado
 
2013-06-10 12:33:29 PM  
the state's Democrat-controlled Legislature has recently passed laws for stricter gun control, greater reliance on renewable energy in rural areas, and restraints on what was perceived as cruel treatment of livestock.
"Our vision and our morals are no longer represented by the state [Legislature] and the current [governor's] administration


If we can't torture our cattle, we're outta here!
 
2013-06-10 12:33:43 PM  
Subkansas
 
2013-06-10 12:38:49 PM  
Aryanistan.
 
2013-06-10 12:43:16 PM  
Coloradon't
 
2013-06-10 12:48:26 PM  
Torporado
 
2013-06-10 01:11:21 PM  
Randtopia.
 
2013-06-10 01:41:30 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Wanting to secede is so farking patriotic.


no shiat. why is it that self-professed "conservatives" end up being the biggest bunch of pant-wetting pussies around?
 
2013-06-10 03:30:00 PM  
Retardorado.
 
2013-06-10 03:39:44 PM  
Teahadistan
 
2013-06-10 03:55:20 PM  
East Utah
 
2013-06-10 03:58:59 PM  
Not that seceding will happen, but it would be hilariously better if before they seceded the rest of the US voted to just give them to Mexico.
 
2013-06-10 04:48:36 PM  

sweetmelissa31: Wyoming


Awesome.
 
2013-06-10 08:25:18 PM  
Northwest Texas
 
2013-06-10 11:15:16 PM  
I once did telemarketing, selling vinyl siding. Once, when the call list was in northern Colorado, doing my routine, I asked a person why he had on the outside of his house. He said, "Mexicans."

"Why would I want to buy new siding for my house when all these Mexicans are moving in nearby, driving down property values?" So, I'm glad they aren't being represented well in Denver.

/csb
//fark 'em
///SLASHIES!
 
2013-06-11 10:39:58 AM  
Colora-doh.
 
2013-06-11 11:49:19 AM  

Lucky LaRue: BEST Colorado.


Best Colorado it is.

/damn that's the funnay.
//and I live here.
 
2013-06-11 04:35:56 PM  
Cholerado

Indo-Colorado

Panicland

Chlamydirado

Commonwealth of Weanies

Whitetrashistan

North Who-gives-a-fark?
 
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