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(Toronto Star)   Canadian official isn't saying "it's aliens, eh." Okay, he is   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Canadians, Pierre Trudeau, landing pad, unmanned spacecraft, Mars Exploration, Stephen Hawking  
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2013-06-10 08:23:05 AM
2013-06-10 08:30:34 AM  
Let's see. Who am I going to believe, a UFO believer or a renowned physicist? It's a puzzler.
2013-06-10 08:33:19 AM  
Well here's the problem.
2013-06-10 08:38:53 AM  
So, yes. We do have a large population of people over 70. And yes, a lot of them do have Alzheimer's. Get back in your room grandpa. Don't make me get the hose.
2013-06-10 08:38:53 AM  
I think someone's been watching Independence Day too many times.
2013-06-10 08:39:08 AM  
Hawking isn't saying that all aliens are evil bad guys, he's saying only evil bad guy aliens would bother with us hu-mon types.  So if you see aliens reading a cookbook, dust that motherfarker off.
2013-06-10 08:41:12 AM  

Astorix: I think someone's been watching Independence Day too many times.

Considering he started in 1967, I am thinking it was more likely War of the Worlds than Independence Day.

/and not the Tom Cruise one, obviously
2013-06-10 08:42:08 AM  
EHleins?  They've come for our beer and back bacon!  But don't worry, we've got a secret weapon - Alex Liefson, Geddy Lee, and Neal Peart combine to form the Avro Arrow superweapon.

/Neal's drum kit probably costs more than the Avro Arrow.
2013-06-10 08:44:21 AM  

oryx: Let's see. Who am I going to believe, a UFO believer or a renowned physicist? It's a puzzler.

Seeing as how both are talking out of their ass on this topic...
2013-06-10 08:47:41 AM  
By 'Canadian official', you mean someone who hasn't been an MP for almost 40 years, subby.
2013-06-10 08:49:01 AM  
Ha, just saw this too:

By:Peter RakobowchukThe Canadian Press,Published on Mon May 03 2010

Very timely subby.
2013-06-10 09:00:58 AM  

gopher321: [ image 500x314]

I was the only one left on the planet after the holocaust, eh?
2013-06-10 09:40:44 AM  
Take me to your Brian Adams.

Bob: Fleshy-headed mutant. Are you friendly?
Doug: No way, eh? Ra-... radiation has made... me an enemy of civilization.
Bob: Alpha Base. This is Bob McKenzie. I have a fleshy-headed mutant in sector 16B.
Doug: Ahhh! Take off, you hoser.
2013-06-10 09:41:38 AM  
What was I doing on May 3, 2010...

/checks sent mail folder
2013-06-10 11:18:39 AM  
I would prefer we assume the worst and then be pleasantly suprised when they show us how the farking stagate works!!!
2013-06-11 01:37:19 AM  
Oh, let the aliens land in Newfoundland.  They'll either get too drunk to fight or get their asses kicked by the locals.  Either way, problem solved.

/Both is also an option
//The more likely one, actually
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