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(The Sun)   Overweight 35-year-old blonde sheds 14 stone because she can't stand wearing Crocs, is now totally hot and hittable and can wear heels again (w/before and after pics)   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line 110
    More: Spiffy, Crocs, food choices, Bury  
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2013-06-09 11:50:53 PM  
Not even British hot.
 
2013-06-10 12:12:29 AM  
img.thesun.co.uk
www.amyjroloff.com
 
2013-06-10 12:28:00 AM  
Good for her. Crocs are stupid.
 
2013-06-10 12:48:19 AM  

skatedrifter: Good for her. Crocs are stupid.


especially Larry.
 
2013-06-10 01:07:10 AM  
It's a start.
 
2013-06-10 03:51:53 AM  
In case anyone is curious, and doesn't like outdated, crappy systems of measurement, that means she lost about 89kg. She still on the larger side; she must have been ginormous before! :o
 
2013-06-10 05:43:52 AM  
Nancy Grace?
 
2013-06-10 05:53:58 AM  

mamoru: In case anyone is curious, and doesn't like outdated, crappy systems of measurement, that means she lost about 89kg.


I see what you did there.

/ 196 pounds.
 
2013-06-10 07:20:18 AM  
"Hot" in headline...check
British source...check
OH HELLS NO...check
 
2013-06-10 07:38:23 AM  
She has a gunt in the after pic.
 
2013-06-10 07:41:09 AM  
Enormous women can still wear heels.  Some can even do it quite respectably.
 
2013-06-10 07:41:59 AM  
Cankles?
 
2013-06-10 07:42:44 AM  
I thought the after pic was the before pic.
 
2013-06-10 07:43:59 AM  
Hittable if you have fantasies about dating mothers or grannies.
 
2013-06-10 07:44:56 AM  
I thought that too.
 
2013-06-10 07:45:30 AM  
Her arms are like old lumpy pillows..... good for her for losing weight, but meh
 
2013-06-10 07:47:34 AM  
.-.
| |
'''''

That's the area for one heel. Imagine the pressure.
 
2013-06-10 07:48:27 AM  

vudukungfu: She has a gunt in the after pic.


She's lost more weight than she has left... Think for a second about the before.

/you're welcome
 
2013-06-10 07:48:58 AM  
How in the hell is that "totally hit-able"?
 
2013-06-10 07:50:06 AM  
Haha.  Good one subby.  That article only included before pics.
 
2013-06-10 07:50:39 AM  
Hittable? Subtard, chubby chaser, feeder... whatever the hell your name is... Slap yourself.
 
2013-06-10 07:50:54 AM  

AstroBoy62: How in the hell is that "totally hit-able"?


Well, you could hardly miss.
 
2013-06-10 07:55:48 AM  
At least she has decent teeth. Rare for a Brit.
 
2013-06-10 07:57:15 AM  
I hate it when subbies play fast and loose with the term hitable.
 
2013-06-10 07:58:10 AM  
Congrats on the weightloss. Too bad about your face, though.
 
2013-06-10 07:59:46 AM  
You said their would be after pics.
 
2013-06-10 08:00:31 AM  

mrlewish: You said their would be after pics.


Hey-yoooooo!
 
2013-06-10 08:01:46 AM  
She poses like she thinks herself hot.

/not cute and ok with it
 
2013-06-10 08:04:27 AM  
O for 4
 
2013-06-10 08:05:27 AM  
DRINKS: Six litres of full-fat Cola.

Full fat Cola sounds nasty as Fark
 
2013-06-10 08:05:46 AM  
PAGING AL BUNDY. AL TO THE FRONT OF THE STORE PLEASE. AL COME OUT OF THE MENS ROOM!
 
2013-06-10 08:05:55 AM  

vudukungfu: She has a gunt in the after pic.


Looks more like a fupa.
 
2013-06-10 08:07:23 AM  

Broadcastdave: DRINKS: Six litres of full-fat Cola.

Full fat Cola sounds nasty as Fark


I was wondering about the same thing. There is no such thing as cola with fat in it.
 
2013-06-10 08:09:22 AM  

392Zaphod: Her arms are like old lumpy pillows..... good for her for losing weight, but meh


Maybe subby has a "bingo wing" fetish.
 
2013-06-10 08:12:49 AM  
She's a Liverpool 10.
 
2013-06-10 08:12:57 AM  
I like how the author acts like eating less and more healthy foods is some sort of unattainable miracle.
 
2013-06-10 08:14:11 AM  
Meh.
 
2013-06-10 08:15:58 AM  
I think subbyforgot an important word in the headline.

Overweight 35-year-old blonde sheds 14 stone because she can't stand wearing Crocs, is now totally hot and relatively hittable and can wear heels again (w/before and after pics)

There we go, FTFTruth.
 
2013-06-10 08:16:05 AM  

firsttiger: She poses like she thinks herself hot.

/not cute and ok with it


I'm sure she feels a lot sexier than before she lost the weight.

/I weigh about what she lost
//would like to lose about 50 lbs
 
2013-06-10 08:17:17 AM  
Sun
Daily Mail
Telegraph
Wash
Rinse
Repeat
 
2013-06-10 08:18:09 AM  
show me fark... what does a "hittable" girl look like?

/bookmark for later festivities
 
hej
2013-06-10 08:20:24 AM  
Where's the "hittable" pic??
 
2013-06-10 08:22:19 AM  

thetrenchcoat: I thought the after pic was the before pic.


Me too..she's all yours subby.
 
2013-06-10 08:24:23 AM  

Carth: Broadcastdave: DRINKS: Six litres of full-fat Cola.

Full fat Cola sounds nasty as Fark

I was wondering about the same thing. There is no such thing as cola with fat in it.


Surprise, surprise, there's no baby in baby food either. Sometimes the food's name and description reflects the intended consumer, not the content. Hence, Full Fat Cola.
 
2013-06-10 08:25:15 AM  
Must be very disappointing to lose that much weight and still be fat.
 
2013-06-10 08:26:14 AM  

thetrenchcoat: I thought the after pic was the before pic.


ditto
 
2013-06-10 08:26:27 AM  
She IS a definite 10 on the "would-hit" meter (for men who have just been released from a long stint in prison.)
 
2013-06-10 08:27:15 AM  
She was a cow in ugly crocs... but now she is a cow in ugly heels.
 
2013-06-10 08:27:23 AM  

hej: Where's the "hittable" pic??


Well, if you own a baseball bat, all of them
 
2013-06-10 08:29:08 AM  
Is it me or is she shorter than a police call box? Or only slightly taller than a bollard? In all the ostensible "after" shots, there's no background for scale.
 
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