phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper. Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?
KrispyKritter: suziequzie: Somaticasual: Sounds like this is one of the few times where the department rightfully didn't shield a terrible cop.//and nothing of value was lost..Every GOOD cop should applaud this ruling. If they don't, they're part of the problem, and not that good.the Good Cops must get sick of the price they pay for every citizen that is butthurt because of some other cops past performance. what a truly miserable job - no one calls them over for birthday cake or because there is too many steaks at the BBQ. i know, i know - it's their job. but seeing the worst side of people or When it All Goes Wrong is a biatch of a way to make a paycheck.
redmid17: danielscissorhands: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper. Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?stripper[ˈstrɪpə]n1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist2. a person or thing that strips3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.We're still not getting it. She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age). He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."What's the connection that makes the punchline?Also awaiting the answer to these two questions.Wtf is up with the headline?She took her clothes off at the behest of someone else. That's called "stripping" in most circles. Don't think too hard though. I don't want you guys to hurt your brains.
FARK rebel soldier: Stoj: Well, did anything come out?Sometimes ya gotta walk around a little you know. Depends on how much time ya got I guess.Should've checked her throat, chief.Either way, the human penis is designed to extract a previous mate's semen during sex - so if you REALLY wanted to know ya shoulda whipped out the little patrolman & went digging.This post gave me sperm cancer.
Stoj: Well, did anything come out?Sometimes ya gotta walk around a little you know. Depends on how much time ya got I guess.Should've checked her throat, chief.Either way, the human penis is designed to extract a previous mate's semen during sex - so if you REALLY wanted to know ya shoulda whipped out the little patrolman & went digging.
serial_crusher: [www.local10.com image 640x360]I get that you're not supposed to show the victim's face, since you don't want to identify her, but is that photo really the best idea?
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