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(Local10 WPLG)   Stripper costs cop 20 years worth of pay   (local10.com ) divider line
    More: Florida, sexual offender, shopping plaza, Miramar, probation  
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17857 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Jun 2013 at 9:55 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-09 08:08:13 PM  
4 votes:
Sounds like this is one of the few times where the department rightfully didn't shield a terrible cop.

//and nothing of value was lost..
2013-06-09 10:55:04 PM  
2 votes:
Cop and sex offender. He'll be popular in prison.
2013-06-09 11:47:21 PM  
1 vote:

redmid17: danielscissorhands: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper.  Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?

stripper[ˈstrɪpə]
n

1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist
2. a person or thing that strips
3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.

We're still not getting it.  She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age).  He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."

What's the connection that makes the punchline?

Also awaiting the answer to these two questions.

Wtf is up with the headline?

She took her clothes off at the behest of someone else. That's called "stripping" in most circles. Don't think too hard though. I don't want you guys to hurt your brains.


So, it's just gibberish from an idiot, and you're Submitter.

Thanks!
2013-06-09 11:30:57 PM  
1 vote:

danielscissorhands: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper.  Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?

stripper[ˈstrɪpə]
n

1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist
2. a person or thing that strips
3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.

We're still not getting it.  She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age).  He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."

What's the connection that makes the punchline?

Also awaiting the answer to these two questions.

Wtf is up with the headline?


She took her clothes off at the behest of someone else. That's called "stripping" in most circles. Don't think too hard though. I don't want you guys to hurt your brains.
2013-06-09 10:10:28 PM  
1 vote:

serial_crusher: [www.local10.com image 640x360]
I get that you're not supposed to show the victim's face, since you don't want to identify her, but is that photo really the best idea?


Well, we have to have some way to show she's not black.

/runs
2013-06-09 10:03:57 PM  
1 vote:
One douchebag criminal cop down, 100,000 to go.
2013-06-09 10:03:19 PM  
1 vote:
That dude looks exactly like I would expect him to.
2013-06-09 09:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
www.local10.com
I get that you're not supposed to show the victim's face, since you don't want to identify her, but is that photo really the best idea?
 
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