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(Local10 WPLG)   Stripper costs cop 20 years worth of pay   (local10.com) divider line 65
    More: Florida, sexual offender, shopping plaza, Miramar, probation  
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2013-06-10 12:43:21 AM
If the cop was a young stud and the young girl was a really hot Blonde chick, I think I saw this porn flick.
 
2013-06-10 01:25:42 AM
What a creeper. Is it no longer enough to simply knock on the window and tell the kids to get a room?

CSB: When I was younger, some friends and I were driving through a somewhat large city park in the early evening and happened to notice a friend's car parked nearby. There wasn't anyone outside in the immediate area and my friend who was driving wanted to stop by and ask our friend if he wanted to join us (for clarity, sleeping in his car in a park was something he had done before and was nothing out of the norm for him). However, as soon as he got close enough to see the window, his face immediately turned red and he ran back to the car. It turns out our friend's sister had borrowed his car and was giving her boyfriend a blowjob in the back seat.
 
2013-06-10 01:27:01 AM

Your Average Witty Fark User: 2) Where's CruiserTwelve to defend this piece of shiat?


Leave me out of your stereotypes.
 
2013-06-10 02:03:39 AM

Bathia_Mapes: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper.  Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?

stripper[ˈstrɪpə]
n

1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist
2. a person or thing that strips
3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.

We're still not getting it.  She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age).  He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."

What's the connection that makes the punchline?

According to another article she was 15 years old at the time.


She grew up. She filled out.
 
2013-06-10 03:12:19 AM
Bet it happened exactly like this:  http://youtu.be/FWx6IsqPUKk

(NSFW language)
 
2013-06-10 03:47:56 AM
FTA, quoting the police chief:
"No member of the department is above the law."

That's hilarious. It's so far into the stratosphere of lies that it's practically a work of art.
 
2013-06-10 05:41:29 AM
The lapel pin flag is a nice touch. "But ahhhm a 'Murrican!"
 
2013-06-10 06:42:36 AM
Is there any way to tell if the guy is one of us - you know, a Farker?

Of course, you might wonder what made him think that was a good way to deal with the situation.

/some might even wonder if he's used that line before
 
2013-06-10 06:46:49 AM

Demetrius: The lapel pin flag is a nice touch. "But ahhhm a 'Murrican!"


That was the first thing I noticed too.
 
2013-06-10 06:48:48 AM

redmid17: TheBigJerk: redmid17: danielscissorhands: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper.  Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?

stripper[ˈstrɪpə]
n

1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist
2. a person or thing that strips
3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.

We're still not getting it.  She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age).  He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."

What's the connection that makes the punchline?

Also awaiting the answer to these two questions.

Wtf is up with the headline?

She took her clothes off at the behest of someone else. That's called "stripping" in most circles. Don't think too hard though. I don't want you guys to hurt your brains.

So, it's just gibberish from an idiot, and you're Submitter.

Thanks!

Definitely not the submitter. Just able to read.

[i.imgur.com image 850x78]

Forgot I had you on ignore for a reason. Enjoy semi-literacy.


This is not an impressive way to introduce yourself.
 
2013-06-10 11:02:22 AM
Forced castration.
 
2013-06-10 11:19:32 AM

Zasteva: redmid17: TheBigJerk: redmid17: danielscissorhands: TheBigJerk: redmid17: phalaeo: The article says she was a teenaged girl forced to strip, not a stripper.  Or am I just missing something funny in the headline?

stripper[ˈstrɪpə]
n

1. (Business / Professions) a striptease artist
2. a person or thing that strips
3. (Chemistry) a device or substance for removing paint, varnish, etc.

We're still not getting it.  She's not a professional stripper, she is actually (arguably) a child who was molested (not sure of her age).  He's going to prison for 4 years, and getting 5 years as a sex offender (which seems light considering the internet tales of lifetime registries for peeing in public) which doesn't seem even remotely related to "20 years of pay."

What's the connection that makes the punchline?

Also awaiting the answer to these two questions.

Wtf is up with the headline?

She took her clothes off at the behest of someone else. That's called "stripping" in most circles. Don't think too hard though. I don't want you guys to hurt your brains.

So, it's just gibberish from an idiot, and you're Submitter.

Thanks!

Definitely not the submitter. Just able to read.

[i.imgur.com image 850x78]

Forgot I had you on ignore for a reason. Enjoy semi-literacy.

This is not an impressive way to introduce yourself.


I'll make do
 
2013-06-10 12:56:15 PM

Demetrius: The lapel pin flag is a nice touch. "But ahhhm a 'Murrican!"


Part of my presidential campaign speech "cockblocking and force able strip searches for some, tiny American flags for others!"

*thunderous applause*
 
2013-06-10 05:04:42 PM
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"i know how to tell"
 
2013-06-10 09:18:23 PM
Hispanic cop abusing his authority, including with regard to sex crimes?  South of the border, that's called 'days ending in 'y''.
 
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