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(ESPN)   Can LeBron get a quadruple double? Will Bosh channel his spirit animal and stay in the paint? Can Parker hit that shot again? It's a Spurs-Heat-Joey Crawford triple threat match for Game 2 dominance. 8pm EDT   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2013-06-09 03:24:35 PM  
All jokes aside about conspiracy theories, I hope you enjoyed the great pace of the last game. Tonight is going to be all about the officials and the calls they make (and they'll be sure to reward floppers on both sides). Oh well, maybe we can have a fun game 3.

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2013-06-09 03:44:05 PM  
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BAH GAWD KING, that's Joey Crawford's music!

NO!  NO!  NOT THIS WAY!  NOT THIS WAY, DAMN IT!
 
2013-06-09 03:55:44 PM  
The fact that this could even possibly be an issue is exactly why I don't like the NBA.  Until they stop flopping and jackass refs from deciding games, it's not basketball to me, damnit.

\grew up in the original Celtic Big 3 era
\\which is why this sucks so much
 
2013-06-09 04:52:34 PM  
The Spurs need to use T-Mac to "accidentally" take out Crawford.
 
2013-06-09 05:55:59 PM  

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2013-06-09 06:17:23 PM  
Go Spurs Go
 
2013-06-09 06:45:56 PM  
Am looking forward to Heat struggling, although I think the Heat come back tonight to salvage a split at home.
 
2013-06-09 07:10:39 PM  
Can't wait to see the 7 foot vagina known as Bosh refuse to get inside the paint.... again....
 
2013-06-09 07:12:38 PM  
Saw crawford as official if lebron fouls out or the spurs get any odd call people will be all over it, why bother? is it a union thing?
 
2013-06-09 07:17:00 PM  

JerseyTim: The Spurs need to use T-Mac to "accidentally" take out Crawford.


I just want him to use him even if it is to take a foul so he can have a finals minute.  Did you see his interviews friday?

"is a pigs pu$$y pork" great answer
 
2013-06-09 07:22:20 PM  
Unfortunately Bosh's spirit animal is a direwolf, and HBO already released the promotional still for tonight...
 
2013-06-09 07:28:04 PM  

you are a puppet: Unfortunately Bosh's spirit animal is a direwolf, and HBO already released the promotional still for tonight...


Nope, he's 1/4 spitting lizard.
 
2013-06-09 07:29:49 PM  
No, No and yes to answer your questions Subby.
 
2013-06-09 07:33:50 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: you are a puppet: Unfortunately Bosh's spirit animal is a direwolf, and HBO already released the promotional still for tonight...

Nope, he's 1/4 spitting lizard.


He looked like an avatar with the dreds
 
2013-06-09 07:33:54 PM  
Lets hope Joey Crawford swallows that whistle tonight.
 
2013-06-09 07:36:11 PM  
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2013-06-09 07:36:55 PM  

paulba1n: Lets hope Joey Crawford swallows that whistle tonight.


I'm hoping half a dozen supermodels show up at my front door in the next 20 minutes, too
 
2013-06-09 07:48:23 PM  

Popcorn Johnny: Go Spurs Go



I knew Id agree with something you posted sooner or later.

/go spurs
 
2013-06-09 07:48:35 PM  
Top NBA Players of All-Time:

1) Vince Carter
2) LeBron James
3) The Professor from And 1
4) Escalade from And 1
5) '07 Suns (team)
6) Allen Iverson
7) Michael Jordan
8) Steve Francis
 
2013-06-09 07:49:46 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Top NBA Players of All-Time:

1) Vince Carter Len Bias
2) LeBron James
3) The Professor from And 1
4) Escalade from And 1
5) '07 Suns (team)
6) Allen Iverson
7) Michael Jordan
8) Steve Francis


FTFY
 
2013-06-09 07:51:19 PM  
Stern sent his chief henchman to keep Miami in the series.
 
2013-06-09 07:52:19 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Top NBA Players of All-Time:

1) Vince Carter
2) LeBron James
3) The Professor from And 1
4) Escalade from And 1
5) '07 Suns (team)
6) Allen Iverson
7) Michael Jordan
8) Steve Francis


WHAR CHALMERS???
 
2013-06-09 07:52:21 PM  
Who the Fark is Jesse Williams?
 
2013-06-09 07:54:34 PM  

bulldg4life: paulba1n: Lets hope Joey Crawford swallows that whistle tonight.

I'm hoping half a dozen supermodels show up at my front door in the next 20 minutes, too


Well played, sir!
 
2013-06-09 07:54:59 PM  
And now for the 12 year old white girl who sings like a black girl.
 
2013-06-09 07:55:01 PM  

degenerate-afro: FTFY


I started watching the NBA in September of 2012 so you're gonna have to explain.

PowerSlacker: WHAR CHALMERS???


I said NBA players, not NBA gods.
 
2013-06-09 07:56:03 PM  
Ugh, can we ever have a finals without Crawford?
 
2013-06-09 07:56:04 PM  
This girl looks WAY older than 12.

WHER BIRF CERTFIKIT WHE
 
2013-06-09 07:56:28 PM  

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: Who the Fark is Jesse Williams?


had to look it up, a doctor on greys anatomy
 
2013-06-09 07:56:51 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: And now for the 12 year old white girl who sings like a black girl.


I thought she was Latina.
 
2013-06-09 07:57:16 PM  

TheJoe03: Ugh, can we ever have a finals without Crawford?


After Stern dies, maybe.
 
2013-06-09 07:57:46 PM  

Mike_LowELL: PowerSlacker: WHAR CHALMERS???

I said NBA players, not NBA gods.


Fair enough.  That also explains Robert Horry's absence from the list.
 
2013-06-09 07:57:57 PM  
Oh gee, Seven Nation Army. No sports team has ever done that before!
 
2013-06-09 07:58:02 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: And now for the 12 year old white girl who sings like a black girl.


Well, it IS Miami....
 
2013-06-09 07:58:56 PM  
Let's go not-Heat... currently, that's the Spurs. I'm hoping Wade takes at least ten shots from outside twelve feet, and Bosh takes at least five threes.
 
2013-06-09 07:59:48 PM  
The Heat don't seem very pumped up for this game.
 
2013-06-09 07:59:56 PM  
Wades too cool to stand up.
 
2013-06-09 08:00:02 PM  
Chalmers gets hot from 3 point range tonight.

Heat ignoring the introductions for some odd reason.
 
2013-06-09 08:01:12 PM  
Anyone else think that the Seven Nation Army intro during Game 1 and 2 seemed terribly awkward?
 
2013-06-09 08:01:37 PM  
I'm a sucker for montages like this. God damn I love basketball.
 
2013-06-09 08:02:17 PM  
So.....what quarter does Joey Crawford remind us that JOEY CRAWFORD IS OUR HERO, YOU WILL CHEER JOEY CRAWFORD

Last game had such great flow, tonight is going to be nothing but touch calls
 
2013-06-09 08:02:34 PM  
Let's go not-Heat!!!
 
2013-06-09 08:02:56 PM  

paulba1n: Anyone else think that the Seven Nation Army intro during Game 1 and 2 seemed terribly awkward?


I bet only about 15 people in the crowd knew what that was.
 
2013-06-09 08:03:02 PM  

Mike_LowELL: Top NBA Players of All-Time:

1) Vince Carter
2) LeBron James
3) The Professor from And 1
4) Escalade from And 1
5) '07 Suns (team)
6) Allen Iverson
7) Michael Jordan
8) Steve Francis


No Hotsauce? Jr Rider? Earl the Goat Manigault? Jimmer Fridette? Lil Romeo? Usain Bolt? That guy from One Tree Hill?
 
2013-06-09 08:04:06 PM  
If Bosh doesn't end tonight with 14 points in the paint and 12 rebounds he's fired.
 
2013-06-09 08:04:18 PM  
My god, this is insightful analysis. 'Bosh and Wade need to play bettet'.
 
2013-06-09 08:04:37 PM  
Parker's brow is all scrunched up. Not a good sign for Miami.
 
2013-06-09 08:05:08 PM  

paulba1n: Anyone else think that the Seven Nation Army intro during Game 1 and 2 seemed terribly awkward?


Like when Haslem was too busy learning the playbook to be introduced? Or when Wade pretended not to hear thousands of people and a guy on a massive PA system introducing his name?
 
2013-06-09 08:06:10 PM  
ladouche fans support hipster weaksauce.

go spurs go!
 
2013-06-09 08:06:19 PM  

7th Son of a 7th Son: paulba1n: Anyone else think that the Seven Nation Army intro during Game 1 and 2 seemed terribly awkward?

I bet only about 15 people in the crowd knew what that was.


I would like to think that Jack White is making tons of loot off that song now (considering Every arena/stadium in the US plays it relentlessly)
 
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