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(Fox 40 Sacramento)   *Knock Knock* Who's there? Multiple stabwounds. Multiple stabwounds w*GAH BLOOD EVERYWHERE*   (fox40.com) divider line 25
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2013-06-10 01:12:38 AM  
"While deputies were on their way to the house, the victim was taken to the hospital. They are currently in stable condition."

Glad to hear the deputies are stable; those guys carry guns.
 
2013-06-10 01:20:11 AM  
Massive Headwound Harry approves
 
2013-06-10 01:22:29 AM  
I guess they don't take to kindly to Jehovah's Witnesses too much in that neck of the woods.
 
2013-06-10 01:27:30 AM  
The way the article starts, it sounds like the door was stabbed several times.
 
2013-06-10 01:28:33 AM  
If only this were Texas...then they could say "witnesses" were trying to steal their soul!


/dnrtfa
 
2013-06-10 01:32:09 AM  
media.trollandtoad.com
 
2013-06-10 01:32:11 AM  
So the guy who got stabbed ran away and is the suspect?

Article makes no sense.
 
2013-06-10 01:32:13 AM  
Did a claw shrimp get loose?

/ obscure?
 
2013-06-10 01:32:55 AM  
The Lannisters send their regards.
 
2013-06-10 01:45:09 AM  
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2013-06-10 01:51:42 AM  
I usually just knock with my hands.
 
2013-06-10 01:53:52 AM  
Eight towels. You wasted eight farking towels on the guy. I'm gonna have to toughen you up.

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2013-06-10 02:07:02 AM  

skinink: Eight towels. You wasted eight farking towels on the guy. I'm gonna have to toughen you up.

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You're a real jerk, ya know that?
 
2013-06-10 02:17:17 AM  
Looks like the Landshark upped his game and started delivering Knifeygrams.
 
2013-06-10 02:19:08 AM  
FTFA: "An unknown person knocked on a stranger's door with multiple stab wounds around 7 p.m. on Saturday."

That poor door! I wonder if it made it.
 
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2013-06-10 02:20:50 AM  
 
2013-06-10 02:46:16 AM  

Lord Dimwit: Did a claw shrimp get loose?

/ obscure?


I laughed.
 
2013-06-10 03:02:57 AM  
If someone knocked on my door with multiple stab wounds, I would first assume they were poaching on my land and decided to go hand-to-hand with a buck.

/I live on 60 acres
/House sits 1/4 mile from the road.
 
2013-06-10 03:26:33 AM  
If you can't trust your neighbors after being stabbed multiple times in the head and body, who can you trust after being stabbed multiple times in the head and body.
 
2013-06-10 05:53:40 AM  
Oh wow. This reminds me of the time a stranger knocked on our door. This was about 20 years ago. The stranger was covered in blood and was screaming that someone was after her. My mom was a single mother. She made my brother, sister, and me hide in the closet until the cops arrive. My mom wouldn't let the woman in because it was far too dangerous but she told the woman that she was welcome to hide on the porch until authorities arrived. The woman said she couldn't wait and ran off.

The police investigated but found no blood on the porch, no woman covered in blood, and no man randomly strolling outside after midnight. There were no cases of missing women at the time. The woman didn't try knocking on anyone else's door. Weirdest story and it haunts my mother still.
 
2013-06-10 06:09:14 AM  

wild9: If someone knocked on my door with multiple stab wounds, I would first assume they were poaching on my land and decided to go hand-to-hand with a buck.

/I live on 60 acres
/House sits 1/4 mile from the road.


URrhhHHh
 
2013-06-10 06:10:12 AM  

Bontesla: Oh wow. This reminds me of the time a stranger knocked on our door. This was about 20 years ago. The stranger was covered in blood and was screaming that someone was after her. My mom was a single mother. She made my brother, sister, and me hide in the closet until the cops arrive. My mom wouldn't let the woman in because it was far too dangerous but she told the woman that she was welcome to hide on the porch until authorities arrived. The woman said she couldn't wait and ran off.

The police investigated but found no blood on the porch, no woman covered in blood, and no man randomly strolling outside after midnight. There were no cases of missing women at the time. The woman didn't try knocking on anyone else's door. Weirdest story and it haunts my mother still.


it killed me I'm dead
 
2013-06-10 07:21:32 AM  
Unknown Person Knocks on Stranger's Door with Multiple Stab Wounds

So, does the door have the stab wounds, or did the unknown person knock with the stab wounds?

WTF was wrong with "Uknown person with multiple stab wounds knocks on stranger's door"??

/And, isn't "stranger" somewhat redundant if talking about an "unknown person"?
 
2013-06-10 08:00:43 AM  
No subby, that was last week's episode.
 
2013-06-10 08:16:06 AM  
so much windy here,  +2

www.airphotona.com

Tanks for the Yuks.
 
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