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(Seacoastonline.com)   Three HS teachers learn the hard way, if you write a screenplay about three HS teachers drinking and using narcotics with students while having sex with their parents, use pseudonyms for the protagonists. Also, don't let the superintendent find it   (seacoastonline.com) divider line 37
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2013-06-09 12:35:21 PM
did they name the play's acts as Sex Act 1, Sex Act 2,...
 
2013-06-09 12:40:29 PM
The old "we were rehearsing a play" excuse.
 
2013-06-09 12:40:57 PM
Lots of bullshiat to do to read that on an iPad.
 
2013-06-09 12:41:35 PM
Aww... too bad John Hughes is dead.  We will never see this masterpiece on the big screen.
 
2013-06-09 12:43:35 PM
Pics?
 
2013-06-09 12:47:39 PM

rudemix: Lots of bullshiat to do to read that on an iPad.


Even worse on a cellphone.  I gave up.
 
2013-06-09 12:47:40 PM
Waiting for movie.
 
2013-06-09 12:48:06 PM

Full Blown Jimbo: The old "we were rehearsing a play" excuse.


Hey kids, let's put on the play right here!
 
2013-06-09 12:52:44 PM
Can we get a FAIL tag on anything behind a paywall?
 
2013-06-09 12:54:05 PM
Gave up trying to read it on cellphone. Anything good happen?
 
2013-06-09 12:54:55 PM

brimed03: rudemix: Lots of bullshiat to do to read that on an iPad.

Even worse on a cellphone.  I gave up.


Are there still posting guidelines?
 
2013-06-09 12:55:26 PM

trailerpimp: Gave up trying to read it on cellphone. Anything good happen?


Reads like revenge porn.

Teacher outdrinks db student, then strips him naked, draws a penis on him, and takes a photo.
 
2013-06-09 12:57:48 PM
Ah Exeter... the jewel of the northeast.
 
2013-06-09 12:59:45 PM
We weren't blowing coke, we were acting.
 
2013-06-09 01:00:11 PM
I have certainly read worse movies that got the green and were actually made. All these teachers have to do is wait till some production company moves in to aquire the rights and they will be fine.

/"...but don't get me wrong... I love Hollywood."
 
2013-06-09 01:00:30 PM

brimed03: rudemix: Lots of bullshiat to do to read that on an iPad.

Even worse on a cellphone.  I gave up.


Odd, i have a non-smart phone and i just clicked the link for smartphones and it worked fine.
 
2013-06-09 01:01:07 PM
I want to hear more about the scotch-drinking dog sidekick.
 
2013-06-09 01:03:28 PM
Ugh. The little excerpts they had in the article were horribly written. That's the worst kind of revenge porn.
 
2013-06-09 01:16:23 PM
So basically a group of teachers wrote some exaggerated revenge fantasy and now exaggerated snowflakery is ensuing.
 
2013-06-09 01:17:18 PM
That could actually make a pretty good The Hangover/Project X type movie. The concept is interesting, they just need to find a better writer.
 
2013-06-09 01:18:08 PM
Was the play titled 'The Bloody Murder of the Foul Price Romero and his Enormously-Bosomed Wife?'
 
2013-06-09 01:23:50 PM
No, I don't need Javascript to reads the article.  I was reading it before it disappeared and the nag screen showed up
 
2013-06-09 01:26:35 PM
This remindes me of a stalking fantasy a comic aquaintance did. There was this girl who he fantasized having a relationship with, left her notes in her locker (in the days before peace bonds.) Never got anywhere with her, so he draws a comic book about her. In the comic book not only does she want him bad she fights over him with another girl he got nowhere with after school. He used both of their real names, first and last. He got the bright idea that he was going to send a copy to both of them. I pointed out that that's not a good idea since they could sue him.

kinda lost track of him after he did some really creepy things with curse candles.

/shudders.
 
2013-06-09 01:29:06 PM
Yet again, another step toward New Hampshire becoming the Florida of the Northeast.

That's supposed to be Maine's job.
 
2013-06-09 01:41:40 PM
What you say?

i2.listal.com
 
2013-06-09 01:51:13 PM

bugmn99: I want to hear more about the scotch-drinking dog sidekick.


He was the brainy one.
 
2013-06-09 01:52:17 PM
"If there is ANYTHING I could do to help him pass, I would be willing and able," the mother states to the Batchelder character in the screenplay.

The Batchelder character then smiles and says, "well there is one thing."

"The hot mom smiles and removes gum from her mouth," the screenplay states.


This fan-fic thing has been going too far.
 
2013-06-09 02:25:16 PM

Coming on a Bicycle: "If there is ANYTHING I could do to help him pass, I would be willing and able," the mother states to the Batchelder character in the screenplay.

The Batchelder character then smiles and says, "well there is one thing."

"The hot mom smiles and removes gum from her mouth," the screenplay states.


Batchelder, you idiot! She'll do ANYTHING and all you want is her gross used gum?!
 
2013-06-09 02:28:36 PM
Have public school teachers always been expected to be exceptional role models?

Because I really can't remember that in the past.
 
2013-06-09 03:07:58 PM
Once again, biased against men....
Had this been a WOMAN having sex/drugs with a teenage boy:
1. On TMZ
2. Playboy contract
3. Photos of "smokin' hot" teacher on FARK

Etc...
 
2013-06-09 03:44:22 PM
Since I was home schooled, I hope never to see my math teacher and my English teacher doing the nasty.

Two uncles
 
2013-06-09 04:02:57 PM

Clemkadidlefark: Since I was home schooled, I hope never to see my math teacher and my English teacher doing the nasty.

Two uncles


I dunno - if they're down with the whole homeschool thing because, you know, Jebus, then odds are pretty good they're gonna wind up married.

/ unless they're brothers.
 
2013-06-09 04:03:04 PM

bugmn99: I want to hear more about the scotch-drinking dog sidekick.


Me too, that was the point that made me go from 'Oh revenge power fantasy fiction' to 'Ok, I'd watch this.'
 
2013-06-09 05:51:56 PM

Enemabag Jones: Have public school teachers always been expected to be exceptional role models?

Because I really can't remember that in the past.



Back in the day (like 1880s to 1930s small-town America) the school teacher was often the best-educated person in the town.
 
2013-06-09 08:58:24 PM
My old high school. Which reminds me of my Spanish teacher in her miniskirt, muy bonita. Some parts of the 70s were pretty good. I'll be in my bunk.....
 
2013-06-10 02:19:42 PM
The four teachers were finally apprehended by Agent Michael Scarn!
 
2013-06-10 09:30:53 PM
Dat Mass!
 
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