John Buck 41: WHAT'S.THE.DOGS.NAME?Jesus, between this and the bear story just below it, reporters should be beaten with sticks.
Aarontology: SO basically, any kid who wants to fark with the school just has to yell out something that sounds like "lockdown" during a class change (so they can't pin it on him) and the town will shut down the school and send every cop available to lock it down and waste a ton of time and money.Awesome.
BravadoGT: John Buck 41: WHAT'S.THE.DOGS.NAME?Jesus, between this and the bear story just below it, reporters should be beaten with sticks.this article is just a rehash of the official statement released.
Enemabag Jones: Rocktown...Rocktown, comehere boy./I live next to a school
buckler: Why was the teacher's dog at school? Did it follow her to school one day? I would think that would be against the rules."Glock-bound"?
doglover: I've got three dogs with elvish names.IggottabomErywandyesFakdapoleesuyou never wanted or even liked these dogs, you elfish b*stard!
BarkingUnicorn: Or it might have been a service dog on a bathroom break.
MrHappyRotter: Wait, why was the teacher's dog at the school to begin with? And more importantly, why would it be insufficiently restrained (on a leash or in a crate) so as to require someone to have to yell for it?
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