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(WMUR New Hampshire)   Police said the teacher heard yelling "lockdown" was actually calling for her dog, whose name closely resembles "lockdown." You can probably guess what happened next   (wmur.com) divider line 105
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2013-06-09 06:02:08 AM
Rockhound?
Cockclown?
 
2013-06-09 06:14:20 AM
brockton?
cocktown?

WTF IS THE NAME OF THE DOG???

farkin stupid article.
 
2013-06-09 06:15:11 AM
I've got three dogs with elvish names.

Iggottabom

Erywandyes

Fakdapoleesu
 
2013-06-09 06:30:27 AM
The dog's name was "Lockjaw," you sillies!

i499.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-09 06:53:03 AM
Dolores?
 
2013-06-09 07:06:46 AM
Mulva?
 
2013-06-09 07:32:38 AM
+1 for Seinfeld references.
 
2013-06-09 08:27:51 AM
SO basically, any kid who wants to fark with the school just has to yell out something that sounds like "lockdown" during a class change (so they can't pin it on him) and the town will shut down the school and send every cop available to lock it down and waste a ton of time and money.

Awesome.
 
2013-06-09 09:38:26 AM
The dog fixes the cable?
 
2013-06-09 09:40:08 AM
Possibly a postal shooting situation, yet just another fake fire alarm pull 20 years ago.
 
2013-06-09 09:40:11 AM
Downlock?
 
2013-06-09 09:40:11 AM
Sounds like an episode of 'Threes Company'.
 
2013-06-09 09:40:16 AM
There are schools here that go into lockdown almost every week. You would think they would know about the whole crying wolf thing.
 
2013-06-09 09:44:04 AM
knockdown-it is a big dog that likes to jump on people
 
2013-06-09 09:44:51 AM
I guessed that the cops showed up and shot the dog.

OP lies.
 
2013-06-09 09:44:53 AM
Locke, down boy! Locke! Down!
 
2013-06-09 09:46:16 AM
Rocktown...Rocktown, comehere boy.

/I live next to a school
 
2013-06-09 09:46:31 AM
This story is brought to you from the writers of "Johnny, Deeper"
 
2013-06-09 09:47:07 AM
WHAT'S.THE.DOGS.NAME?

Jesus, between this and the bear story just below it, reporters should be beaten with sticks.
 
2013-06-09 09:49:18 AM
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Locke down?
 
2013-06-09 09:49:26 AM
Locke Downe?
 
2013-06-09 09:49:45 AM

LaChanz: Rockhound?
Cockclown?


Maybe she bought the dog to try and attract a boyfriend so she called him her cockhound?
 
2013-06-09 09:52:03 AM

John Buck 41: WHAT'S.THE.DOGS.NAME?

Jesus, between this and the bear story just below it, reporters should be beaten with sticks.


this article is just a rehash of the official statement released.
 
2013-06-09 09:52:32 AM
Seinfeld, "fixes the cable", and Lost references.

/close thread
 
2013-06-09 09:52:50 AM

Aarontology: SO basically, any kid who wants to fark with the school just has to yell out something that sounds like "lockdown" during a class change (so they can't pin it on him) and the town will shut down the school and send every cop available to lock it down and waste a ton of time and money.

Awesome.


They don't know how lucky they are that I'm long out of school. Had this type of shiat been going on back in my day, there would have been no end to the laughs.
 
2013-06-09 09:52:56 AM
This is about our children.  We can't be too careful.
 
2013-06-09 09:54:32 AM
The winner of this thread comes from TFA's comments:

"Right, what's the big deal ... My dog's name is FIRE!"
 
2013-06-09 09:55:14 AM
I'm guessing something Scottish, like "Lochton" or something.
 
2013-06-09 09:57:00 AM
ROWSDOWER!!
 
2013-06-09 09:58:10 AM
They hate us for our freedom.
 
2013-06-09 09:58:37 AM
Why was the teacher's dog at school? Did it follow her to school one day? I would think that would be against the rules.

"Glock-bound"?
 
2013-06-09 09:59:12 AM

mark12A: ROWSDOWER!!


You dunce. That's Larry Czonka.
 
2013-06-09 10:00:03 AM
 
2013-06-09 10:00:36 AM
Every time I meet my friend Jack at the airport...
 
2013-06-09 10:01:30 AM
The dogs name was Overtime.
 
2013-06-09 10:01:35 AM

BravadoGT: John Buck 41: WHAT'S.THE.DOGS.NAME?

Jesus, between this and the bear story just below it, reporters should be beaten with sticks.

this article is just a rehash of the official statement released.


Whether the cops knew the dogs name or not (and why wouldn't they ask just out of curiosity?), any reporter with half a brain (or an ounce of ambition) would've learned it.

I guess I'm just being a crabby ol' bastid this morning.
 
2013-06-09 10:02:00 AM
A nation of complete and utter pussies.
 
2013-06-09 10:03:32 AM

Enemabag Jones: Rocktown...Rocktown, comehere boy.

/I live next to a school

I'm not allowed with 200 feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese's.

ROCKDOWN?
christian.legnitto.com
 
2013-06-09 10:03:37 AM
It's the WOLF!!
 
2013-06-09 10:05:18 AM
At least the police didn't charge in and shoot the dog.
 
2013-06-09 10:05:27 AM
Wait, why was the teacher's dog at the school to begin with?  And more importantly, why would it be insufficiently restrained (on a leash or in a crate) so as to require someone to have to yell for it?
 
2013-06-09 10:05:42 AM

buckler: Why was the teacher's dog at school? Did it follow her to school one day? I would think that would be against the rules.

"Glock-bound"?


I wondered about that too.  TFA commenter says it's a small private school and some teachers live nearby.  Casual workplace, I guess.   Or it might have been a service dog on a bathroom break.
 
2013-06-09 10:09:08 AM
My dog's name is "Everybody Down He's Got a Gun!", so I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-06-09 10:09:43 AM
Lassie?
 
2013-06-09 10:11:43 AM

doglover: I've got three dogs with elvish names.

Iggottabom

Erywandyes

Fakdapoleesu


you never wanted or even liked these dogs, you elfish b*stard!
 
2013-06-09 10:12:31 AM

BarkingUnicorn: Or it might have been a service dog on a bathroom break.


So true but if it's that small wouldn't everyone know everyone and the dog
 
2013-06-09 10:13:33 AM
Gene Masseth
 
2013-06-09 10:14:10 AM

MrHappyRotter: Wait, why was the teacher's dog at the school to begin with?  And more importantly, why would it be insufficiently restrained (on a leash or in a crate) so as to require someone to have to yell for it?


The story that showed up in my head was that poor doggie missed his owner terribly, so he managed to escape the house and track her down at work. Teacher, on recess duty, happened to notice her dog running loose near the school. She was calling to him in an attempt to catch him before he became road pizza.

But since actual reporting is now a lost art and TFA sucks, we will never know.

The above story is based on the antics of my own beloved Houdini of a dog, who owes me a new screen door from the last time he missed me lots.
 
2013-06-09 10:14:24 AM

Aarontology: SO basically, any kid who wants to fark with the school just has to yell out something that sounds like "lockdown" during a class change (so they can't pin it on him) and the town will shut down the school and send every cop available to lock it down and waste a ton of time and money.

Awesome.


Or just pull a fire alarm.
 
2013-06-09 10:16:26 AM
You can probably guess what happened next

A gleeful demonstrations of terrorism's complete victory over this country?

[reads TFA]

Yup.
 
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