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(TMZ)   Things to make you feel better about your life: Ron Jeremy drives a Saturn, and Todd Bridges only made $22,000 last year before taxes   (tmz.com) divider line 60
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2013-06-09 09:39:41 AM
The article has no info on Ron Jeremy's sweet Saturn, submitard.
 
2013-06-09 09:41:23 AM

Bslim: The article has no info on Ron Jeremy's sweet Saturn, submitard.


Yup, but it doesn't really surprise me. Jeremy doesn't really need to compensate for anything, does he now?
 
2013-06-09 09:46:49 AM

MFAWG: Bslim: The article has no info on Ron Jeremy's sweet Saturn, submitard.

Yup, but it doesn't really surprise me. Jeremy doesn't really need to compensate for anything, does he now?



You'd figure that Porsche would have given him a free car by now. After all, thousands of men bought those cars strictly because they are not Ron Jeremy.
 
2013-06-09 09:52:50 AM
Saturns are awesome. I've been driving nothing but Saturns since 1997.

Still rocking a 2004 Ion.
 
2013-06-09 09:57:49 AM

doczoidberg: Saturns are awesome. I've been driving nothing but Saturns since 1997.

Still rocking a 2004 Ion.


Same here. Great car.
 
2013-06-09 09:58:58 AM
So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?
 
2013-06-09 10:01:40 AM
I drive a Chevy Prism, I should be tripping over myself
 
2013-06-09 10:01:55 AM
I tried Googling to find out, but nothing definitive was provided. It did lead me to read one of the dumbest conversations I'd ever read on some PUA forum, so there's that.

/Their art essentially amounts to 3rd rate mind games and lying. Lothario they're not.
 
2013-06-09 10:03:01 AM
So, Saturn pic thread?
 
2013-06-09 10:03:13 AM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


Not subby, but I think it has something to do with having more money than someone else making you better than them. Or at least that's the theory.
 
2013-06-09 10:04:00 AM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


That's the basic axiom of this entire tab.
 
2013-06-09 10:04:45 AM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lie
Why can't we just admit it?
 
2013-06-09 10:05:52 AM
Saturn?  I thought Ron Jeremy drove Uranus.
 
2013-06-09 10:06:35 AM
Ron is known as an extremely thrifty guy who knows the value of a dollar. I'm not at all surprised he drives a Saturn.

Also, TPA says nothing about him, but I had no idea who Todd Bridges was and just clicked this thread for Ron.
 
2013-06-09 10:09:37 AM
01 sl1 over here. Going to drive it til it's dead out of respect.

Saturn brother for life
 
2013-06-09 10:16:43 AM

Mister_poopy_pants: Saturn?  I thought Ron Jeremy drove Uranus.


www.hiyoooo.com
 
2013-06-09 10:27:09 AM

Mister_poopy_pants: Saturn?  I thought Ron Jeremy drove Uranus.


I would guess a Probe.

I still feel bad for Bridges, though.  Child actors really get screwed by the system in a multitude of ways.
 
2013-06-09 10:27:47 AM
At least Todd Bridges is still alive. He was the first one who was favored to go from that show.
 
2013-06-09 10:46:16 AM
I like that show worlds dumbest. it's funny. Tonya Harding is retarded.
 
2013-06-09 10:52:14 AM
Ummm - Ron Jeremy is probably the most recognizable name in the porn industry.  So like, aside from having a large penis and having banged a near-endless supply of attractive women (in ways most guys only watch in movies)....ignoring all that; he's still appeared in a whole slew of movies, television shows and music videos.  Oh, and video games too.

He's written a book too.

All of which has already earned him more than most Farkers will make in their entire life-time....but he's also got numerous (successful) business ventures.

A few quick searches estimate his net-worth around 10 million dollars and an annual income of 1-2 million.

He can afford whatever car he wants.
 
2013-06-09 10:59:33 AM

thecpt: 01 sl1 over here. Going to drive it til it's dead out of respect.

Saturn brother for life


1999 three door. Still runs like a drunken kitten.
 
2013-06-09 11:01:54 AM
Todd Bridges is a really good actor and always was.
 
2013-06-09 11:05:06 AM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


It's simple:
Schadenfreude
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XmZIcmRKkc
 
2013-06-09 11:05:57 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: He can afford whatever car he wants.


And the alleged fact that he drives a Saturn is strangely comforting - I like knowing that Ron Jeremy is fairly intelligent and understands that there's a time to invest in luxury and a time to patiently wait for it. He's well-off, and as long as he lives modestly, will enjoy a lifestyle of his own choosing for decades to come.

That's how you do it. You don't blow your wad early, so to speak.
 
2013-06-09 11:08:34 AM

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What Ron Jeremy's car may look like.
 
2013-06-09 11:14:34 AM
Wasn't Ron Jeremy (in)famous for being cheap? Like, carrying his luggage in a garbage bag, refusing to pick up a check if his life depended on it, etc.?
 
2013-06-09 11:20:31 AM
Get back to me when you have Rum named after you.
s2.evcdn.com
 
2013-06-09 11:21:23 AM

Toquinha: Wasn't Ron Jeremy (in)famous for being cheap? Like, carrying his luggage in a garbage bag, refusing to pick up a check if his life depended on it, etc.?


Yes, he is known for being incredibly cheap. Like, he won't go to bars or nightclubs unless he knows they will comp all his drinks. You know, free drinks for being Ron Jeremy.
Mrs. Falfa met him - refused to shake his hand because well, who knows where it's been lately.
 
2013-06-09 11:35:52 AM

Fark_Guy_Rob: Ummm - Ron Jeremy is probably the most recognizable name in the porn industry.  So like, aside from having a large penis and having banged a near-endless supply of attractive women (in ways most guys only watch in movies)....ignoring all that; he's still appeared in a whole slew of movies, television shows and music videos.  Oh, and video games too.

He's written a book too.

All of which has already earned him more than most Farkers will make in their entire life-time....but he's also got numerous (successful) business ventures.

A few quick searches estimate his net-worth around 10 million dollars and an annual income of 1-2 million.

He can afford whatever car he wants.


I've seen a documentary on Ron Jeremy. Despite the money he makes, which is more that what you and I make put together, he lives a very frugal lifestyle. He even jokes that he is the stereotypical "cheapskate Jew". They show him boarding a plane bringing his carry-on luggage in a plastic bag (presumably filmed before 9/11).
 
2013-06-09 11:43:00 AM
He works in and around Burbank. He can park wherever he wants without having to worry about his tape deck being stolen.
 
2013-06-09 12:01:48 PM

stoli n coke: MFAWG: Bslim: The article has no info on Ron Jeremy's sweet Saturn, submitard.

Yup, but it doesn't really surprise me. Jeremy doesn't really need to compensate for anything, does he now?


You'd figure that Porsche would have given him a free car by now. After all, thousands of men bought those cars strictly because they are not Ron Jeremy.


Yep, that~!
 
2013-06-09 12:02:22 PM

Guntram Shatterhand: I still feel bad for Bridges, though. Child actors really get screwed by the system in a multitude of ways.


Feel bad for his kids if they are dependent on getting child support based on the acting work he gets.

Can a judge order a person to get a "real" job if they don't make enough to support their children?
"Your honorship dude I can only pay like $15 a month until my band gets a big time record deal"
 
2013-06-09 12:10:21 PM

Mister_poopy_pants: Saturn?  I thought Ron Jeremy drove Uranus.


He certainly gives free mustache rides to Uranus.
 
2013-06-09 12:12:55 PM

thecpt: 01 sl1 over here. Going to drive it til it's dead out of respect.

Saturn brother for life


97 sl2, drove it into the ground for ten years 250kk miles
 
2013-06-09 12:15:05 PM
It doesn't say Ron Jeremy drives a Saturn, but it would certainly fit his character.  He is remarkably frugal.  Some may even say cheap.  He has stated publicly that he has used garbage bags in lieu of luggage.
 
2013-06-09 12:37:45 PM
At first I was all like: "Todd Bridges? Whatchyu talkin' about, Willis?"

Then I looked him up and felt really bad because, I swear to God, I didn't know he was the kid who played Willis.

/I need to stop using pop culture catchphrases
 
2013-06-09 12:49:43 PM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


THIS.

/Subby is pretarded
 
2013-06-09 01:37:02 PM
I drive a 2007 Aura. 120k miles and no problems whatsoever
 
2013-06-09 01:49:50 PM
So a child actor who hasn't been relevant for over 28 years makes more than me and a sixty year old who probably gets laid more times in a year than I will in my whole life drives a nicer car than I do. Thanks subby, that really makes me feel better.
 
2013-06-09 01:53:35 PM
and I drive an '07 Highlander when I could no doubt qualify for an M3.
Sometimes life is about choices. Some people don't pin their whole identity on what they drive.
I bet the Hedgehog does not need any sort of penis extension.
 
2013-06-09 02:00:45 PM
I remember Todd Bridges doing an interview some years back and he said that the money he had left from Different Strokes and the movies he did then, after his parents spent a lot and he had to pay a lawyer to defend him in his murder case, was put into a trust set up by him that pays him a small allowance and his bills each month. He said he did that to make what he had left last longer. But as a result he still has to go out and work because the allowance he gets isn't very much.
 
2013-06-09 02:24:23 PM

Savage Belief: So other people's perceived misery is supposed to make me feel better? Why is that, subby?


Schadenfreude only works if the other guy deserves it.  Bridges does not.
 
2013-06-09 02:51:10 PM
So submititard, I should feel better because a has-been (albeit troubled) actor who was never really an attention whore has money problems?

Listen dipshiat, get back to me when all of the Kardashians (including Bruce Jenner) are turning tricks or Paris Hilton gets analed by Ron Jeremy for two packs of Newports and a hit of Valtrex. Then we'll talk about doing a happy dance.
 
2013-06-09 03:19:12 PM

stoli n coke: MFAWG: Bslim: The article has no info on Ron Jeremy's sweet Saturn, submitard.

Yup, but it doesn't really surprise me. Jeremy doesn't really need to compensate for anything, does he now?


You'd figure that Porsche would have given him a free car by now. After all, thousands of men bought those cars strictly because they are not Ron Jeremy.


And most of them got laid by shallow slutty women. You say that's a bad thing?
 
2013-06-09 03:44:25 PM

LlamaGirl: I like that show worlds dumbest. it's funny. Tonya Harding is retarded.



I like it, too. It is the funniest of all the "let's watch people do dumb things and hurt themselves" shows out there. Tonya is indeed a bit of a dumb bunny, but I enjoy the comedians and for some reason, I like watching Danny Bonaduce be a tiny ginger bad ass. Could be my love of the Partridge Family when I was a child.
 
2013-06-09 04:28:06 PM

Flagg99: Ron is known as an extremely thrifty guy who knows the value of a dollar. I'm not at all surprised he drives a Saturn.

Also, TPA says nothing about him, but I had no idea who Todd Bridges was and just clicked this thread for Ron.


Whatchu' talkin' about Flagg99?  >:(
 
2013-06-09 04:28:10 PM
I'm not surprised about Todd Bridges but Ron Jeremy should be pretty stacked (in money). Unless he's seriously mismanaging his dough, I could see him driving a Saturn to remain inconspicuous.
 
2013-06-09 04:33:41 PM

Bob Falfa: Toquinha: Wasn't Ron Jeremy (in)famous for being cheap? Like, carrying his luggage in a garbage bag, refusing to pick up a check if his life depended on it, etc.?

Yes, he is known for being incredibly cheap. Like, he won't go to bars or nightclubs unless he knows they will comp all his drinks. You know, free drinks for being Ron Jeremy.
Mrs. Falfa met him - refused to shake his hand because well, who knows where it's been lately.


I met him as well.  He seems like a nice little man.  I had my picture taken with him.
 
2013-06-09 05:24:01 PM

Fano: thecpt: 01 sl1 over here. Going to drive it til it's dead out of respect.

Saturn brother for life

97 sl2, drove it into the ground for ten years 250kk miles


I have a 99 that only has 70k.

/no, I don't drive much
//39 mpg highway
 
2013-06-09 06:08:49 PM

silvervial: LlamaGirl: I like that show worlds dumbest. it's funny. Tonya Harding is retarded.


I like it, too. It is the funniest of all the "let's watch people do dumb things and hurt themselves" shows out there. Tonya is indeed a bit of a dumb bunny, but I enjoy the comedians and for some reason, I like watching Danny Bonaduce be a tiny ginger bad ass. Could be my love of the Partridge Family when I was a child.


I like him and Frank Stallone's constant jabs at Russians (and how the rest of the cast make fun of him for it).
 
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