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(New York Daily News)   You've got to crack a few eggs to make Simon Cowell look like an idiot on live television   (nydailynews.com) divider line 28
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2013-06-08 11:43:19 PM  
i just can't say i give a shiat about this
 
2013-06-08 11:56:27 PM  
totally not staged!
 
2013-06-09 12:55:09 AM  
I have to answer a survey just to see all the pictures? F*ck you, Daily News.
 
2013-06-09 01:28:59 AM  
Does botox react with raw egg?
 
2013-06-09 02:12:32 AM  
I slurped down uncooked fried egg whites in my dream last night.

So I know the feel.
 
2013-06-09 02:21:01 AM  
What I like is that she threw the eggs from onstage while two guys were singing opera. That's exactly how Scorcese would have directed it.
 
2013-06-09 05:44:23 AM  
I think Cowell does a fine job of being an idiot without the eggs
 
2013-06-09 07:30:38 AM  
no ya don't.

he's like Trump...he just opens his food hole and there it is.
 
2013-06-09 07:35:39 AM  
Well, isn't that the fault of the viewers?
 
2013-06-09 08:06:00 AM  
No, actually, you don't have to do anything at all to make Simon Cowell look like an idiot on live television.
 
2013-06-09 08:14:28 AM  
I don't know anything about Simon Cowell, but he seemed like a decent enough guy.  I'm not sure how you'd handle eggs being thrown at you any better.
 
2013-06-09 08:23:39 AM  
Eggsterminate!
 
2013-06-09 08:41:32 AM  

jso2897: No, actually, you don't have to do anything at all to make Simon Cowell look like an idiot on live television.


Yeah, doesn't he do that on his own?
 
2013-06-09 09:13:16 AM  
I can't wait till Oprah has this gal on her show in two weeks where we find out that Simon was forcing her into having three ways with a Thai ladyboy and him in order to keep her job. Then when he fired her anyway she cracked up and made sure that it was she who landed sunny side up and that in the end the yoke was on him because ruining her career was tantamount to breaking a few eggs to make a righteous omelette of justice.

And her revenge will taste eggcellent.
 
2013-06-09 09:22:40 AM  
I don't watch his shows or have an opinion about him, but I would assume this was a girl that got voted off the show?  Or not picked to be on the show?  Or her boyfriend got kicked off the show?

And she's so proud of herself for what she's doing she didn't stop to think about ruining the performance of the guys who were singing.

And next week their girl/boy friends will throw eggs at her at her arraignment.

World keeps-a-spinning
 
2013-06-09 09:51:26 AM  

jaylectricity: I slurped down uncooked fried egg whites in my dream last night.

So I know the feel.


uncooked AND fried? freaky.
 
2013-06-09 09:51:32 AM  
Not a publicity stunt at all, I'm sure. Also the guys suck at whatever genre it is they are trying to sing (not opera, not soft rock).
 
2013-06-09 09:56:36 AM  

jaylectricity: I slurped down uncooked fried egg whites in my dream last night.

So I know the feel.


Did you beat Apollo Creed or Clubber Lang?
 
2013-06-09 10:12:17 AM  

buntz: I don't watch his shows or have an opinion about him, but I would assume this was a girl that got voted off the show?  Or not picked to be on the show?  Or her boyfriend got kicked off the show?

And she's so proud of herself for what she's doing she didn't stop to think about ruining the performance of the guys who were singing.

And next week their girl/boy friends will throw eggs at her at her arraignment.

World keeps-a-spinning


Apparently, this was part of the backstage support crew for the act that was onstage at the time. This was her own team she was interrupting.
 
2013-06-09 10:47:22 AM  
What I like is that she threw the eggs from onstage while two guys were singing opera. That's exactly how Scorcese would have directed it.


Or Kubrick.
 
2013-06-09 10:52:03 AM  
I am surprised this took so long to happen.

Now I want to see someone smack Gordon Ramsey upside the face with a raw steak.
 
2013-06-09 10:54:34 AM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't know anything about Simon Cowell, but he seemed like a decent enough guy.  I'm not sure how you'd handle eggs being thrown at you any better.


ftfy
 
2013-06-09 11:36:35 AM  

Fiction Fan: I am surprised this took so long to happen.

Now I want to see someone smack Gordon Ramsey upside the face with a raw steak.


I'd much rather see someone smack Simon Cowell with Gordon Ramsey.

At least Ramsey has used his talents to try and assist hapless and/or incompetent restaurateurs.  Cowell is an unfortunate, inexplicable stain on the cultural fabric of the planet.
 
2013-06-09 12:02:20 PM  

Cargo: Fiction Fan: I am surprised this took so long to happen.

Now I want to see someone smack Gordon Ramsey upside the face with a raw steak.

I'd much rather see someone smack Simon Cowell with Gordon Ramsey.

At least Ramsey has used his talents to try and assist hapless and/or incompetent restaurateurs.  Cowell is an unfortunate, inexplicable stain on the cultural fabric of the planet.


My encounter with the two men was from watching 'Top Gear UK'.

Ramsey comes off as a pretty fun and cool guy, who just plays a character on his shows.  Cowel comes off exactly how he does everywhere else. Incredibly smug, douchetastic, superior, condescending, and assholic.
 
2013-06-09 12:56:22 PM  
Yeah, Ramsay's generally nice enough. He just deals with idiots all day and doesn't suffer fools. When you're trying to hand out jobs in high-end restaurants and the people you're given to choose from do things like bring the sample plate up to the pass, you're going to yell at the guy too.
 
2013-06-09 02:10:52 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: Fark_Guy_Rob: I don't know anything about Simon Cowell, but he seemed like a decent enough guy.  I'm not sure how you'd handle eggs being thrown at you any better.

ftfy


I know enough to spot a d-bag on the internet....so I've got that going for me.
 
2013-06-09 03:13:54 PM  
I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand
Not like the crack that you put in a pipe
But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe
 
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2013-06-10 10:49:15 AM  

kroonermanblack: Ramsey comes off as a pretty fun and cool guy, who just plays a character on his shows. Cowel comes off exactly how he does everywhere else. Incredibly smug, douchetastic, superior, condescending, and assholic.


That and he is teaching upcoming "talent" how to produce bland accessible work done for no other reason than to make loads of cash.  Imagine what he would have said about the Syd Barrett era Pink Floyd.  Imagine what he would have said about Frank Zappa.  Cowell has been known to play triangle on a track so he can get paid as both a musician and a producer.  John Lydon ought to show up at his house and hit him with a guitar.
 
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