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(Fark)   Subby just looked out the window and saw a horse-drawn wagon carrying a dozen people from the assisted living facility down the street. What's the strangest thing you've seen today? LGN   (fark.com) divider line 165
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2013-06-08 06:17:50 PM
A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.
 
2013-06-08 06:19:44 PM

doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.


I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.
 
2013-06-08 06:23:42 PM
I was once on a bus in Shanghai admiring how they managed to move almost anything on flatbed pedal tricycles because they didn't have pickups, Transits or box vans, when a trike went past VERY slowly with an exhausted man pedalling at the front and a small upright piano strapped to the back.
 
2013-06-08 06:24:43 PM
Living in downtown Seattle for the past 8 years I see so much weird stuff I don't even look anymore!
 
2013-06-08 06:27:52 PM

SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.


can't be, I just started
 
2013-06-08 06:36:51 PM

doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.

can't be, I just started


Make sure to fill us in when you finished then.
 
2013-06-08 06:39:05 PM

TheHappyCanadian: >implying I left the house today


No need to leave the house on a Saturday.  Peel back the drapes and peer out.
 
2013-06-08 06:43:55 PM
Went to a wedding today...someone on the groom's side apparently has a kid named Bailey and kept saying "Bailey Jay stop doing that" and such to the kid.  I presume Jay is the kid's middle name.  I didn't have the heart to tell her who the more famous Bailey Jay is.
 
2013-06-08 06:46:50 PM

henryhill: About a half hour ago, I saw two fat slobs, sisters I think, rolling around on the sidewalk (Queen St., Toronto) punching each other and spitting on each other, to the delight of the gathering crowd. One of them pissed herself too.


Remnents of the Toronto Fark Party?
 
2013-06-08 06:49:40 PM
My ex-wife and she didn't biatch about something stupid.
 
2013-06-08 06:53:11 PM
Ah what the hell I'll play a long.

Not today, but Tuesday..

Why yes, I am going to continue screwing with him.

For those without TFD:

Moron broke into my car and left identifying material.
 
2013-06-08 06:53:49 PM

SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.

can't be, I just started

Make sure to fill us in when you finished then.


Push away from the table now and then, you sound fat.
cool looking dog you have
 
2013-06-08 06:56:31 PM
Graduation party for a 1st grade kid. Complete with banner, chairs all in a row set up outside, and multiple cars blocking the street.
 
2013-06-08 06:58:29 PM

doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.

can't be, I just started

Make sure to fill us in when you finished then.

Push away from the table now and then, you sound fat.
cool looking dog you have


Yea turned out to be an amazingly smart dog from the humane society. Not fat no, but you might want to email me about who my friends are and what the emails do. You might get a kick out of it.
 
2013-06-08 06:58:59 PM
this morning, looking out a hotel window from a few floors up -

a portly middle aged man with bleached blonde hair, a kind of grown out buzz cut. he walked out of the hotel to a nice looking honda goldwing. he then spent several minutes polishing the seats of the bike. then he walked across the parking lot, got into a pickup truck that had the entire back window covered in a decal or something of a big eagle's head and an american flag, and drove off.

/he did exactly the same thing yesterday evening, and i don't spend much time at all looking out the window. maybe it's some OCD thing he has to do 27 times a day.
 
2013-06-08 07:05:59 PM
Amputee porn.
 
2013-06-08 07:06:04 PM
Maybe not the strangest but definitely the dumbest. A woman eating a salad while driving a car.
 
2013-06-08 07:06:37 PM
Well, I DID see a sign that reminded me what an insensitive moron subby was.

Aside from that? Not much.
 
2013-06-08 07:07:20 PM
MontanaDave:
Cheesehead_Dave: Not really strange, but kind of cool: The bubbler on my floor at work has been torn apart all week. It was finally back together today, but retrofit with a motion-activated spout for filling water bottles and a counter to show how many plastic bottles had been saved.

"Good thing Fark greenlit the language maps article the other day. or I would have no idea WTF a bubbler was. Rock on with your crazy dialect, Wisconsin."

Round here, a bubbler is something you smoke weed out of. Made his post a big confusing at first, until I remembered that dialect map thread.
 
2013-06-08 07:07:32 PM
Not today, but a few months ago I saw a guy pulling an albino tiger down the sidewalk in Orlando (in like a giant kid's wagon /cage)
 
2013-06-08 07:08:48 PM
"A bit confusing", rather
 
2013-06-08 07:13:09 PM
I apologize, I should explain that remark...

I'm a 52 year old disabled vet, my wife is also disabled and was born that way. We have custody of our 7 year old grandson who, although completely able to make himself understood through sign language and whatnot, can not talk intelligibly.

The fact that subby finds something amusing about the fact that the people that live in the assisted living facility are actually out in public and trying their best to live their lives as normal human beings pisses me right off.

So, fark you subby.
 
2013-06-08 07:14:20 PM
The rest of you jerkwads are no better.
 
2013-06-08 07:15:42 PM
I saw a 60 year old man and a 5 year old kid pick and eat a booger in Lowe's today.
 
2013-06-08 07:22:12 PM

Wilcutt: I saw a 60 year old man and a 5 year old kid pick and eat a booger in Lowe's today.


Was it the same booger?!? Was the extraction a two man job? Was it too much for one person to eat?
 
2013-06-08 07:23:16 PM
A deer running in a circle around a turkey while a redtail hawk screeched at them both from atop a powerline tower.

\not kidding.
 
2013-06-08 07:33:15 PM

patchvonbraun: Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

:)


Paging Roy Batty, Roy Batty to the thread.
 
2013-06-08 07:37:33 PM
Technically, I saw this last night.  But still...


i870.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-08 07:38:02 PM

SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.

can't be, I just started

Make sure to fill us in when you finished then.

Push away from the table now and then, you sound fat.
cool looking dog you have

Yea turned out to be an amazingly smart dog from the humane society. Not fat no, but you might want to email me about who my friends are and what the emails do. You might get a kick out of it.


kick it, soap licker you got my add right?
 
2013-06-08 07:42:18 PM
I saw an old vw van with "Teutonic thunder" spraypainted on the side. It was struggling to get up a small incline.
 
2013-06-08 07:49:48 PM
Riding down US52 by brookville lake and came across across a pickup hauling a boat with a tethered inner tube deployed. Guy stopped in the road to haul it back in. Glad there was a car ahead of me to give a little lead time.
 
2013-06-08 07:58:58 PM

doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: SearchN: doofusss: A 400 lb man using a golf cart to circle the pontoon searching for
zebra muscles before I launched it.

I think you might have had a bit to much to drink.

can't be, I just started

Make sure to fill us in when you finished then.

Push away from the table now and then, you sound fat.
cool looking dog you have

Yea turned out to be an amazingly smart dog from the humane society. Not fat no, but you might want to email me about who my friends are and what the emails do. You might get a kick out of it.

kick it, soap licker you got my add right?


Sure, my "friends" are about 1,000 farkers on a email distro list I have for boobies threads on fark. Farkers and Farkettes come to post, most of the major picture posters are on it.

pride baby that's the last to go

I would, if you were near me, carry you through hy-vee and pay for your produce
my granma was a checker with IGA back in the days of excepted behavior.
 
2013-06-08 08:02:27 PM
I watched a robin hit every brand of the tree on the way down after it was shot.
 
2013-06-08 08:09:21 PM

thamike: A squirrel in the middle of the street alternately caressing its splattered partner and standing in Hemingway-like defiance against an onslaught of swerving minivan drivers.


THANKS A LOT NOW I'M SAD
 
2013-06-08 08:10:30 PM

letthepossumlive: I went to the beach today where I saw over a hundred people  (they kept coming) with a lot of them dressed in all white with some in white robes. They had  3 props with the last one saying "believe". Not sure what the first two words were.  It didn't look like a wedding but for some reason I was thinking it was religious in nature.   There was not much room for parking so they had to  either take some buses or walked quite a ways.


Baptism.
 
2013-06-08 08:21:02 PM
had a 30 year old guy dining with his 3 year old, who called him dad, insisting that he was a senior citizen and could order off the senior menu.  since I didn't really care enough to argue, I just started calling him benjamin button every time i passed by.  still not really sure if he got my reference, but my coworkers thought it was funny :/
 
2013-06-08 08:25:50 PM

Xploder: The rest of you jerkwads are no better.


You need to chill a bit.

Watch it or you'll assplode.

... not a jerkwad
 
2013-06-08 08:32:23 PM
Several dozen nude cyclists.
 
2013-06-08 08:33:45 PM
I saw 2 women struggling with their heads in a huge paper chinese handcuff, and 3 grown people wearing rock, paper and scissor outfits playing, well, rock-paper-scissors.  And screaming as they were defeated.  Damned performance art outside my window....
 
2013-06-08 08:37:42 PM
An old 1940's era pickup truck, in pristine condition, with a metallic dark green paint job slowly circling an empty parking lot around an office building for 2 hours as a couple of guys sat in it and talked.
 
2013-06-08 08:42:48 PM
If you mean strange like out of place from another country or time, then well nothing in this melting pot.
 
2013-06-08 08:47:45 PM
www.kmoser.com
 
2013-06-08 08:47:56 PM
The temperature readout in my car:  102 - in the Bay Area of No. Cal (a bit inland).  Lame, but it's all I have.
 
2013-06-08 08:53:49 PM
I've rethought this.  I saw something like out of japan in Fresno, USA.   A dog sitting on a chair in a restaurant with a napkin tucked under his collar waiting for his food.
 
2013-06-08 09:00:51 PM

Trillian Astra: I haven't seen anything weird today because I haven't left the house. But yesterday morning on my way to bring the manfriend to work I saw a grown man wearing a ruffled leotard, a long beaded necklace, fishnets, and spats over high heels. He was attempting to twirl a baton. He did not look sober.


Were you in Atlanta?  If so, that's Baton Bob.
 
2013-06-08 09:29:48 PM
I sat on a four-lane highway this morning at a complete standstill while a wild turkey led her five babies across the road. Of course I live in a town of 4500 people in Kentucky, so maybe it's not all that strange.
 
2013-06-08 09:49:27 PM
I was driving down a dirt road in rural Ontario, when I saw people had stuck plush animals in and on various trees along the road. I'll post pics later, when I get home.
 
2013-06-08 10:09:19 PM
I was at Capitol Pride Parade (Washington DC Pride). A bunch of people in a cart wouldn't even be a blip on the screen.
 
2013-06-08 10:19:34 PM
Once, late at night/early morning, coming home from partying, my friends and I pulled up at a stop sign.   Out of the darkness behind us we heard 'clip clop, clip clop' and sure enough what appeared to be a Mexican cowboy riding a horse pulled up in the lane next to us.  He pulled back on the reins, to stop, and the poor horse lost its footing and the horse and cowboy did a powerslide into the intersection(the horse was running fast).   We drove on, and as I looked out the back window the horse and cowboy, still together as one, rode off down the side street to the right.

This is in suburban LA, not some rural area.   I don't even know where, within a few miles of there, he could even park his horse for the night.   Where was he coming from, where was he going?  I don't know but he looked surreal and somewhat badass riding a horse on city streets with all the drunks and cops slinking around.
 
2013-06-08 10:23:31 PM
Ocular hallucinations during a migraine early this morning.
 
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