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(Fark)   Subby just looked out the window and saw a horse-drawn wagon carrying a dozen people from the assisted living facility down the street. What's the strangest thing you've seen today? LGN   (fark.com) divider line 165
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2013-06-08 02:53:51 PM
A bunch of grown men reaching behind a metal utility box to grab a film can canister on a busy road and sign the piece of paper inside.

I love geocaching, but that doesn't mean it doesn't look strange!
 
2013-06-08 02:55:36 PM
The sun.

/It's been raining A LOT.
 
2013-06-08 03:08:04 PM
The strangest thing? Same as every day. It's in the mirror.
 
2013-06-08 03:23:25 PM
I was in a horse-drawn wagon earlier today with friends, and there was this very strange dude just staring at us.  Weird, to say the least.
 
2013-06-08 03:49:43 PM
This thread.
 
2013-06-08 04:13:44 PM
I watched a car in El Salvador hydroplane into a mountain side totally farking it up!
 
2013-06-08 04:15:06 PM
Mother-in-law
 
2013-06-08 04:17:57 PM
I haven't seen anything weird today because I haven't left the house. But yesterday morning on my way to bring the manfriend to work I saw a grown man wearing a ruffled leotard, a long beaded necklace, fishnets, and spats over high heels. He was attempting to twirl a baton. He did not look sober.
 
2013-06-08 04:18:28 PM
Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

:)
 
2013-06-08 04:19:49 PM
Subby's mom

/oblig
 
2013-06-08 04:20:13 PM
Two wild turtles, racing each other across the road.

/no humans were involved except me to watch
 
2013-06-08 04:21:54 PM
My dog pooped a necklace again. He must have eaten a hair and when he did his morning business there were three turds evenly spaced along a hair just hanging there. He was slowly spinning in circles trying to reach it. I had to grab it with a leaf and pull it out. He got kind of pissed but I can't blame him- how weird would that feel?
 
2013-06-08 04:22:09 PM
There was a woman shopping at my Costco wearing a full football uniform. Pads, cleats, helmet in the cart, everything. She looked to be about mid-40's. I'm not sure what that was all about, not am I sure if I want to know.
 
2013-06-08 04:22:32 PM
Was it a cart like this?

community.oclc.org
 
2013-06-08 04:24:18 PM
I saw a man get a fluoroscope of his chest 50m below the surface of a frozen lake in Peru, at an elevation of 14,000+ feet.
 
2013-06-08 04:24:43 PM

KopiLuwaked: I watched a car in El Salvador hydroplane into a mountain side totally farking it up!


That is one tough car!! Very strange indeed!
 
2013-06-08 04:25:25 PM
Huge clovers in my yard, a tiny bug in my orange juice, or the Samantha Power hate link in the politics tab.
 
2013-06-08 04:25:42 PM
Subby's mom in my hockey jersey
 
2013-06-08 04:27:18 PM
A Williams F1 car qualifying 3rd for the GP.
 
2013-06-08 04:27:34 PM
I saw a woman on the subway with a dozen red roses and a gallon jug of bleach.

WHAT DID YOU DO, CRAZY LADY???
 
2013-06-08 04:28:52 PM
A white crow. Really! An albino crow that hangs with the other crows and crows back and forth and isn't a gull, dove or egret. Showed up 4 days ago, first time I heard it crow!
Sky Carmel Valley,
Calif.
 
2013-06-08 04:29:32 PM
A llamas vs alpacas throwdown.

The alpacas won for temperament and yarn, but the llamas were better at carrying shiat. So pretty much as you'd expect.
 
2013-06-08 04:29:43 PM
www.markmaranga.com

I always wanted to ride one of those things. I wonder what PETA would think if this was available here in America?
 
2013-06-08 04:30:59 PM
My 14-year-old son running ...

I dragged him to the track with me so he could get some exercise because--like most teenagers--he's in danger of permanently mind-melding with his laptop.

The annoying part is that he's thin as a rail and actually runs like a gazelle when he tries, while I'm tramping along like a farking water buffalo ...

/danged kids nowadays
//shakes fist
 
2013-06-08 04:31:03 PM
Also, there's a chicken on my back deck, staring at me through the glass door. She wants in I think.
 
2013-06-08 04:31:49 PM
Three three-legged dogs walking down the road in a pack.
 
2013-06-08 04:32:18 PM
A few years ago I went into the liquor store to by a bottle of absinthe.  As I was looking over my choices I heard a voice ask if I needed any help choosing, I look over and there is a midget with a green mohawk and a face tattoo.   He was very knowledgeable about the different brands and he did help, but I was a regular in that store and had never seen him before or since.  Now I wonder if I just imagined the whole thing.
 
2013-06-08 04:33:17 PM
A plastic bag in a trash can with about 6 water bottles filled with pee.
 
2013-06-08 04:33:28 PM
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.
 
2013-06-08 04:34:32 PM
This was last night, but close enough.  After a long week on the road (I'm a truck driver), I was finally coming home when I saw a guy get out of his car, shoot a cop, then another cop jump out of a squad car fill the first guy full of holes, then more police cars than I've ever seen in my life showed up.  The cop's going to be okay, the other guy is very dead and full of holes, and I had to find another route home.  Clayton county, GA.  So glad I only have to drive thru it and not actually live there.
 
2013-06-08 04:34:43 PM

Solid State Vittles: I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.


Boy, I bet that made you howling mad.
 
2013-06-08 04:35:07 PM
I went to a grave side memorial service today for a friends Mom.  I saw someone visiting another gravesite with a cactus in hand instead of flowers.  Because Arizona.
 
2013-06-08 04:35:49 PM
A queen bumble bee and attached drone humping on my picnic table where I was trying to eat lunch.
Forty wild turkeys feeding through my yard with my cowardly cat hunched down in the midst of them trying to be invisible.
 
2013-06-08 04:36:19 PM
Seeing a two year old dog completely bewildered by the gift of a gnawing bone treat. Me thinks previous so called caretaker didn't give pup a lot of attention. Or bones.
 
2013-06-08 04:38:37 PM
il Dottore:
Forty wild turkeys feeding through my yard with my cowardly cat hunched down in the midst of them trying to be invisible.

He wasn't cowardly! He was hunching down, ready to pounce, and then got paralyzed by too many choices.
 
2013-06-08 04:39:57 PM
Today?  Well, the day is still new here, but my roommate decided to come right up and hand me one of these.

www.tastyislandhawaii.com
 
2013-06-08 04:40:04 PM

BigLuca: A few years ago I went into the liquor store to by a bottle of absinthe.  As I was looking over my choices I heard a voice ask if I needed any help choosing, I look over and there is a midget with a green mohawk and a face tattoo.   He was very knowledgeable about the different brands and he did help, but I was a regular in that store and had never seen him before or since.  Now I wonder if I just imagined the whole thing.


With the power of fark, we can figure this out.  Was this when you were going to the liquor store to buy your second bottle of absinthe of the day?
 
2013-06-08 04:40:22 PM
I keep rewatching the security camera footage of a guy stealing scrap cast iron pipe and as he got one end onto the truck, the poop impacted in the pipe came loose and dumped all over his chest. JUSTICE! Stay away from our scrap!


skybird659: A white crow. Really! An albino crow that hangs with the other crows and crows back and forth and isn't a gull, dove or egret. Showed up 4 days ago, first time I heard it crow!
Sky Carmel Valley,
Calif.


Good day for bird watching around here. The valley must be warm. I'm in Monterey.
 
2013-06-08 04:45:59 PM
I keep seeing doubble.

Can't figure out if its the Nyquil, or the vodka.

That and the neighbor ladies had a "discussion" in front o' Slammies house.

Dying dog, weed filled lawn, or diseased looking gutters; Street, House, Inhabitants.

We'll see what shakes.

Hey, Pot's legal in WATFington!!

I'll be back in 6 tokes.
 
2013-06-08 04:46:46 PM
Sounds like those old geezers from the assisted living facility were horsing around.
 
2013-06-08 04:46:47 PM

KopiLuwaked: I watched a car in El Salvador hydroplane into a mountain side totally farking it up!


How did the car end up? I assume it was ok if it farked up a mountain.
 
2013-06-08 04:47:02 PM

retarded: A plastic bag in a trash can with about 6 water bottles filled with pee.


GET OFF MY LAWN!!!
 
2013-06-08 04:47:27 PM
A Dead-head sticker on a Cadillac.
 
2013-06-08 04:48:20 PM
Otherwise normal looking 30-something white dude carrying a large white boom box.

/Wicker Park
 
2013-06-08 04:48:42 PM
Soul Asylum playing (right now) in front of my apartment building. Sucks for them. Next stop, a senior citizen center (unless my place counts). Maybe they're trying to work off some community service from their latest DUI?
 
2013-06-08 04:48:51 PM
FlyNavy, I want to believe, like the Monkees.
 
2013-06-08 04:48:59 PM
Not really strange, but kind of cool: The bubbler on my floor at work has been torn apart all week. It was finally back together today, but retrofit with a motion-activated spout for filling water bottles and a counter to show how many plastic bottles had been saved.
 
2013-06-08 04:50:08 PM
>implying I left the house today
 
2013-06-08 04:50:43 PM
A bulldog that likes to go down the slide at the park and can walk itself up the ladder.
 
2013-06-08 04:51:51 PM

DaMoGan: BigLuca: A few years ago I went into the liquor store to by a bottle of absinthe.  As I was looking over my choices I heard a voice ask if I needed any help choosing, I look over and there is a midget with a green mohawk and a face tattoo.   He was very knowledgeable about the different brands and he did help, but I was a regular in that store and had never seen him before or since.  Now I wonder if I just imagined the whole thing.

With the power of fark, we can figure this out.  Was this when you were going to the liquor store to buy your second bottle of absinthe of the day?


Yeah, I know, right?  The best I can come up is that it was some sales promotion (absinthe was new in my state at the time and that was the first week or so anyone was allowed to sell it).   I've seen chicks in bikinis promoting vodak there before, maybe someone hired a little person to sell absinthe?  If so, whoever thought of that should get a raise, that shiat sticks in your mind.

Although a flaming gay little person in a green leotard would've been better.
 
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