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2013-06-08 06:21:46 PM  
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jehovahs witness protection: My "cache" consists of one case of MREs, water, flashlights and a camping stove. Been screwed by hurricanes before


Let's see: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings....

Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
2013-06-08 01:54:56 PM  
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nekom: jehovahs witness protection:
My "cache" consists of one case of MREs, water, flashlights and a camping stove.

Mine just has a logbook, 3 golf balls, some broken McDonalds toys and a travel bug.


Mine...

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