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(Yahoo)   Playboy introduces "anatomically correct" Playmate dolls   ( divider line
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11748 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Nov 2001 at 12:00 AM (16 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-11-30 12:05:24 AM  
If they're "anatomically correct" they'd better come with hand lotion and tissue included.
2001-11-30 12:06:11 AM  
As long as they don't spring a leak, I'll be happy.
2001-11-30 12:10:07 AM  
Warning: must be at least 80 years of age to purchase the Anna Nicole Smith doll.

Damn, 16 inches... and me with my nothing-under-18-inches-tall moral standards.
2001-11-30 12:10:53 AM
2001-11-30 12:11:05 AM  
yeah great, so now when all my lady friends come over and they see my nekid Playmate collection they can be assured I'm a full fledged freak.

Who would seriously want one of these?
2001-11-30 12:22:56 AM  
Matzug: Who would seriously want one of these?

Well, let's see... guys like Fred Durst are always hanging out at the Playboy Mansion... and all those rocker/rappers are always hanging out with midgets... 1 + 1 =
2001-11-30 12:26:16 AM  
Its a barbie Doll.
2001-11-30 12:36:12 AM  
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2001-11-30 12:36:54 AM  
Does "anatomically correct" include the silicon tits?
2001-11-30 01:10:50 AM  
Is this for guys with a 'Gulliver's Travels' fetish?
2001-11-30 01:15:16 AM  
I hope the N'Sync, Ricky Martin and Korn dolls mentioned at the end weren't anatomically correct.
2001-11-30 01:20:43 AM  
I have a picture of one from my July San Diego Con story I did.

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2001-11-30 01:29:07 AM  
If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?
2001-11-30 01:36:27 AM  
Quarlie wrote:
I hope the N'Sync, Ricky Martin and Korn dolls mentioned at the end weren't anatomically correct.

In fact, they were... None of them have anything in their crotches either!
2001-11-30 01:38:06 AM  
these dolls look fUGLY!@#

does anatomically correct mean that if take off the underwear and spread the legs, everything will be there that is supposed to? how about the back? is there anything in the large intestines of these dolls? is there real blood?
2001-11-30 01:42:29 AM  
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2001-11-30 01:56:45 AM  
2001-11-30 02:40:22 AM  
Combien pour la fillette?
2001-11-30 03:00:56 AM  
Victoria Silvstedt Figurine
Featuring smooth, lifelike skin and meticulous detailing, this limited-edition fashion doll sets a new standard of anatomical correctness. Includes robe, bra and panty outfit and shoes, a Playmate necklace and a certificate of authenticity. Imported. 16" tall.
Price: $49.99**********************************************
counselling not included
2001-11-30 04:56:20 AM  
Actually, this is a very well-made doll from a collector's perspective. It looks like the manufacturer has made a decent effort to make the doll actually LOOK nice, rather than try to make it look exactly like the person its modeled after. The NSYNC dolls from their previous line were hideous. They didn't sell at all.
2001-11-30 05:42:58 AM  
What is it with Americans and dolls? Are you a nation of girls, or something?
2001-11-30 05:52:44 AM  
Do batteries come included?
2001-11-30 07:50:47 AM  
Yeah, right. Like I'm going to trust my credit card information at Playboy. Can you say, "I want to give me credit card info to a kiddie scripter."

No thanks.
2001-11-30 08:22:06 AM  
How can anyone use "PlayBoy" and "anatomically correct" in the same sentence without falling into oxymoronocy (is that a word?).

Think about it.

Though, on the other hand, making the dolls in plastic IS appropriate... (airbrush not included)
2001-11-30 08:23:21 AM  

If you think Americans have weird obsessions, you should see the Japanese... ; p
2001-11-30 08:38:09 AM  
Someguy: Oxymoronity?
2001-11-30 08:39:22 AM  
my mommy says that boys don't play with dolls
2001-11-30 08:51:59 AM  
That's going to hurt trying to force my man-sausage in there.
2001-11-30 08:54:26 AM  
Fb- I was thinking the same thing. Good thing I'm white.
2001-11-30 09:02:34 AM  
Anatomically correct because the dolls contain the same percentage of plastics as the playmates.
2001-11-30 09:55:14 AM  
Lol @ GearJammer, captions should read "mmm, do I want some of that good lovin' in the squirrelly hairy gumdrops?"
2001-11-30 10:15:08 AM  
Gawd I hope they never bring out the Ron Jeremy doll!
2001-11-30 10:24:19 AM  
....i hope they do
2001-11-30 10:37:56 AM  
Fb- The only "man sausage" you have is crammed inside your cheeks.
2001-11-30 11:10:21 AM  
when Barbie becomes anatomically correct, then the terrorists have already won
2001-11-30 11:49:37 AM  
Gee, I was hoping they were lifesized and anatomically correct.
2001-11-30 12:52:58 PM  
dllmn = doll + man

Yes. It is true. I like dolls. Especially anatomically correct ones.

Thank you
2001-11-30 03:39:07 PM  
Way to scare everyone away Dllmn...
2001-11-30 04:32:26 PM  
once this cloning thing gets underway, we ought to clone the playmates by the thousands.
2001-11-30 06:09:47 PM  
Stuff like this has been around for years. Check out this ad from Amazing Figure Modeler Magazine:
2001-11-30 06:10:20 PM  
damn! Hold on...
2001-11-30 06:17:43 PM  
Playboy has been on a downhill slide for years! Bringing back Hefner was a desperation move then...GAWD this latest scheme with the dolls is even more AWFUL.

Back to National Geographic. Although the nude women have been gone for years, at least you see something real and different in each issue.
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