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ecl
2013-06-08 10:02:25 AM  
What's up with all the bullh*t tags?
 
2013-06-08 10:06:09 AM  

ecl: What's up with all the bullh*t tags?


Apparently auto-generated from all the right nav column links in TFA.

/I hate Huff post....
 
2013-06-08 10:07:19 AM  
Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?
 
ecl
2013-06-08 10:10:03 AM  
Bullsh*t even.
 
2013-06-08 10:22:06 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?


www.celebrityvalues.com
 
2013-06-08 10:22:53 AM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?

[www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


*fist bump*
 
2013-06-08 10:22:54 AM  
I'd enroll in her Brown.

/or something.
 
2013-06-08 10:34:53 AM  

HanShotFirst: I'd enroll in her Brown.

/or something.


I was trying to think of something along this line.  I couldn't get anything funny either.
 
2013-06-08 10:43:50 AM  
How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.
 
2013-06-08 10:45:51 AM  

Warlordtrooper: How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.


It's not....oh forget it.
 
2013-06-08 10:56:20 AM  

Warlordtrooper: How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.


relax, it's in the entertainment section, above an apocalyptic link and below a Jodie Foster rip off link.  It's not news, it's FARK.
 
2013-06-08 11:12:43 AM  
I heard she likes it in the brown.
 
2013-06-08 11:14:56 AM  

PacificaFitz: Warlordtrooper: How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.

relax, it's in the entertainment section, above an apocalyptic link and below a Jodie Foster rip off link.  It's not news, it's FARK.


No, no, didn't you get the memo?  It's "Real news. Real funny" now.  One assumes because all our beloved Featured Partners took offense at having their bullshiat called out on not being actual news.

/Someone should write a book about it.
//and then ten years later go back and read it and feel very, very ashamed
 
2013-06-08 11:27:51 AM  
Brown... isn't there a lot of lesbianism there, and can we get videotape of her performing sweet, sapphic acts that isn't Rock Blocked?
 
2013-06-08 11:30:09 AM  
Wouldn't mind getting in to her Brown University.

That being slang for her ass.

You guys see what I did there?  You see it?
 
2013-06-08 11:34:59 AM  

Gene Masseth Jr.: Wouldn't mind getting in to her Brown University.

That being slang for her ass.

You guys see what I did there?  You see it?


Subtle like a neon chainsaw.
 
2013-06-08 11:50:34 AM  

LowbrowDeluxe: PacificaFitz: Warlordtrooper: How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.

relax, it's in the entertainment section, above an apocalyptic link and below a Jodie Foster rip off link.  It's not news, it's FARK.

No, no, didn't you get the memo?  It's "Real news. Real funny" now.  One assumes because all our beloved Featured Partners took offense at having their bullshiat called out on not being actual news.

/Someone should write a book about it.
//and then ten years later go back and read it and feel very, very ashamed


How does Drew sleep at night?

On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
 
2013-06-08 11:52:22 AM  

WhippingBoy: I heard she likes it in the brown.


What can Brown do for you?

Lbfm?
 
2013-06-08 11:53:52 AM  
I did an independent study on the psychology and philosophy of how and why we fall in love, which was awesome."

I think it's got something to do with you being a hot little minx.
 
2013-06-08 12:19:29 PM  
I dreamed of a naked Emma Watson doing Tai Chi last night.
 
2013-06-08 12:37:17 PM  

HanShotFirst: I'd enroll in her Brown.

/or something.


I hear admission to Brown is quite selective and that the entrance exams can be quite difficult for some.
 
2013-06-08 12:50:30 PM  

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?


Someone should plaster a bunch of Rock pics in whichever classroom she happens to be.
 
2013-06-08 12:52:27 PM  

talkertopc: I dreamed of a naked Emma Watson doing Tai Chi last night.


Go on...
 
2013-06-08 12:55:34 PM  

Fano: LowbrowDeluxe: PacificaFitz: Warlordtrooper: How is this news? Is there nothing more important in the world that could be covered?

In fact how is anything celebrities do considered news.

relax, it's in the entertainment section, above an apocalyptic link and below a Jodie Foster rip off link.  It's not news, it's FARK.

No, no, didn't you get the memo?  It's "Real news. Real funny" now.  One assumes because all our beloved Featured Partners took offense at having their bullshiat called out on not being actual news.

/Someone should write a book about it.
//and then ten years later go back and read it and feel very, very ashamed

How does Drew sleep at night?

On top of a big pile of money with many beautiful ladies.


Touche'
 
2013-06-08 12:57:42 PM  

Dinobot: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?

Someone should plaster a bunch of Rock pics in whichever classroom she happens to be.


I am now fervently wishing for a movie scene like in Austin Powers where she i s walking around naked, and they have a series of contrivances for the Rock to be in the way.

/I never grow tired of this meme
 
2013-06-08 01:04:48 PM  

Fano: Dinobot: Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?

Someone should plaster a bunch of Rock pics in whichever classroom she happens to be.

I am now fervently wishing for a movie scene like in Austin Powers where she i s walking around naked, and they have a series of contrivances for the Rock to be in the way.

/I never grow tired of this meme


While I haven't seen it that 'end of the world' movie featured her and that'd have been the perfect spoofy movie full of random cameos to pull such a stunt off.  Wasted opportunity, god damn wasted opportunity.

/what if they did though...I guess someone would have to watch it to confirm
//shot not!
 
2013-06-08 01:51:59 PM  

jdjoker: talkertopc: I dreamed of a naked Emma Watson doing Tai Chi last night.

Go on...


fap, fap, fappity fap...
 
2013-06-08 02:44:04 PM  

BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?


Nice slow pitch over the plate.

Gen. Patton Harvey Oswalt: BumpInTheNight: Anyone got a copy of her original enrollment forms?

[www.celebrityvalues.com image 300x375]


Home run.
 
2013-06-08 03:53:25 PM  
I don't get the Emma Watson thing.Then again I have a deep burning hatred of all things Potter and Who.
 
2013-06-08 04:06:11 PM  

walrusonion: I don't get the Emma Watson thing.Then again I have a deep burning hatred of all things Potter and Who.


She's cute and spunky.  What's not to like?  I've never watched anything more than clips of the Potter movies.
 
2013-06-08 05:55:08 PM  

walrusonion: I don't get the Emma Watson thing.Then again I have a deep burning hatred of all things Potter and Who.


Neither do I. People act like they've never seen a "7/10" before.

/She seems like a nice person though
//I would.... but that's not saying much
 
2013-06-08 07:15:29 PM  
She must be some kind of MacArthur grant genius, for an ivy league university to accept her as a student and let her just wander in and out from year to year, without following any sort of graduation track.  Or maybe they're just making a special snowflake exception for her just because she's famous.
 
2013-06-08 08:00:31 PM  

Mind of the North Star: walrusonion: I don't get the Emma Watson thing.Then again I have a deep burning hatred of all things Potter and Who.

Neither do I. People act like they've never seen a "7/10" before.

/She seems like a nice person though
//I would.... but that's not saying much


True Dat.
 
2013-06-08 09:30:52 PM  

HotWingAgenda: She must be some kind of MacArthur grant genius, for an ivy league university to accept her as a student and let her just wander in and out from year to year, without following any sort of graduation track.  Or maybe they're just making a special snowflake exception for her just because she's famous.


She has about $50M in the bank, so she can pay handsomely for the privilege of wandering in and out of the curriculum. They also get tons of free publicity from her going there.
 
2013-06-09 04:02:42 PM  
The headline is a large part of her reason to leave.

/EVERY farkING TIME she got a spoken answer right
 
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