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2013-06-08 01:14:00 AM  
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yourblogsucks
 
2013-06-08 01:37:19 AM  
So many panties in a bunch...
 
2013-06-08 01:56:35 AM  
The REAL most dangerous women in the world.
smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net
 
2013-06-08 02:17:32 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
Fiery, Irish redhead who last name is Power.... I can see it.
 
2013-06-08 04:02:56 AM  
SOROS!!!
 
2013-06-08 04:08:10 AM  
I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.
 
2013-06-08 04:36:08 AM  

unamused: I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.


I find it difficult to believe the woman who married a Jewish lawyer hates Israel.  No sources were given.  So, yeah, tardfest is what I'd expect from someone making those un-cited claims.
 
2013-06-08 08:07:17 AM  
Dear Blogger,

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-08 08:48:53 AM  
I'm gonna have to call satire on this.

Read the soy sauce article on the right.
Can't be real.
 
2013-06-08 09:02:18 AM  
Wow. That page had so many straw men they could form a softball team.

What would you call a team of just straw men?
 
2013-06-08 09:10:45 AM  
Soros boogeyman, anti-Semite card, use of the word "czar"...I'm surprised they didn't come right out and say that she's a coont.
 
2013-06-08 09:12:59 AM  
What, can she kill people with her brain?
 
2013-06-08 09:15:46 AM  
Given how this blog post was written, the headline should have been "The most dangerous "woman" in the world"
 
2013-06-08 09:16:24 AM  

Ambivalence: Wow. That page had so many straw men they could form a softball team.

What would you call a team of just straw men?


The San Francisco Gay Agenda.

/get your season tickets now
 
2013-06-08 09:18:45 AM  

Frederick: unamused: I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.

I find it difficult to believe the woman who married a Jewish lawyer hates Israel.  No sources were given.  So, yeah, tardfest is what I'd expect from someone making those un-cited claims.


At some point, she probably made a statement that wasn't a 100% rubber-stamp approval of the views of the current Israeli political position, ergo, she hates all jews and is secretly working toward's Obama's ultimate goal of re-opening Auschwitz.
 
2013-06-08 09:20:02 AM  

IlGreven: Soros boogeyman, anti-Semite card, use of the word "czar"...I'm surprised they didn't come right out and say that she's a coont.


drscoundrels.com
 
2013-06-08 09:20:58 AM  
WHOA--those comments are lovely.
 
2013-06-08 09:22:27 AM  

Ambivalence: Wow. That page had so many straw men they could form a softball team.

What would you call a team of just straw men?


The Astros.
 
2013-06-08 09:23:56 AM  

Frederick: unamused: I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.

I find it difficult to believe the woman who married a Jewish lawyer hates Israel.  No sources were given.  So, yeah, tardfest is what I'd expect from someone making those un-cited claims.


It's all based on this one video where she was asked if there was a genocide about to happen in Israel/Palestine, what would be the right thing for the U.S. to do, and she said something about imposing a solution with military force on one side or another, even if it upsets a significant domestic monied interest.

So she was asked a hypothetical worst-case "what-if" scenario and her answer was backed-off to sound like it's something she's suggesting NOW.
 
2013-06-08 09:24:02 AM  
Banner on the site: "WIN THE ULTIMATE ARMAGEDDON KIT"
 
2013-06-08 09:26:10 AM  

Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.



Link
 
2013-06-08 09:26:38 AM  
What is wrong with an ambassador who hates Israel?
 
2013-06-08 09:29:03 AM  

Kibbler: Banner on the site: "WIN THE ULTIMATE ARMAGEDDON KIT"


pictures2.todocoleccion.net

Have to admit, it's pretty rad!
 
2013-06-08 09:29:56 AM  
First point got me already. She hates Israel? That's it? Do you know how the rest of the world is thinking about Israel right now?
 
2013-06-08 09:31:07 AM  

Arthur Jumbles: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 303x400]
Fiery, Irish redhead who last name is Power.... I can see it.


. . .whose name you'd love to touch!
But you mustn't touch!
 
2013-06-08 09:31:45 AM  

Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link


I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?
 
2013-06-08 09:32:42 AM  
Why are conservatives afraid of a strong, liberal woman?

/hey look, another thing conservatives are afraid of
//define themselves by their fears
///and they fear everything!
 
2013-06-08 09:33:35 AM  
Can anyone spot which comment is mine?
 
2013-06-08 09:34:42 AM  

TimonC346: WHOA--those comments are lovely.


I stopped reading the comments after the first I read was a long tirade about her not taking her husband's last name.
 
2013-06-08 09:34:57 AM  
Since when do the whackjobs care about the U.N.? I'm betting on satire.
 
2013-06-08 09:36:16 AM  
How precious. A patriot dating site.
 
2013-06-08 09:36:31 AM  
CSB:

So this woman graduated from the local high school and grew up in the "castle house" which is a house that looks like a castle crossed with a Dairy Queen.  Seriously though, it's a damn ugly house, but someone in the 60s really wanted a 3000 sq ft. castle with a flat roof.  Now some old people live there and they have chickens in the front yard.  I wonder if it's her parents.

I wonder what Patriot Update could have done with that bombshell.
 
2013-06-08 09:36:54 AM  

Great_Milenko: Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link

I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?


Yep. I must say it's not all that necessary to be convincing any more. These gullible fools pay for the same derp that they get served up at no cost from Fox News. Anyone, here's a quote from her husband.

If government could not intervene effectively, none of the individual rights to which Americans have become accustomed could be reliably protected. [...] This is why the overused distinction between "negative" and "positive" rights makes little sense. Rights to private property, freedom of speech, immunity from police abuse, contractual liberty and free exercise of religion-just as much as rights to Social Security, Medicare and food stamps-are taxpayer-funded and government-managed social services designed to improve collective and individual well-being.
 
2013-06-08 09:38:32 AM  

Great_Milenko: Kibbler: Banner on the site: "WIN THE ULTIMATE ARMAGEDDON KIT"

[pictures2.todocoleccion.net image 550x412]

Have to admit, it's pretty rad!


pagead2.googlesyndication.com

I've been trying to figure out why I need a 36x48 Giclee Print Painted by Doug Giles for the Armageddon.
 
2013-06-08 09:42:48 AM  

Great_Milenko: Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link

I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?


Yep; I've thought multiple times I could make a bundle if I had no morals.
 
2013-06-08 09:46:08 AM  

Lackofname: Great_Milenko: Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link

I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?

Yep; I've thought multiple times I could make a bundle if I had no morals.


Had I no morals, I would have spent the '90s thinking up and filing patents so that I could become a patent troll. Even then, it was clear that was going to happen.
 
2013-06-08 09:49:06 AM  

Lackofname: Great_Milenko: Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link

I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?

Yep; I've thought multiple times I could make a bundle if I had no morals.


The thing about marks is that they want to be conned.  If they don't give their money to you then they'll give it to someone else so I say go for it.   These "patriots" are dying to give their money away.

cdn.theatlanticwire.com
They're sitting out there waiting to give you their money. Are you gonna take it? Are you man enough to take it?
 
2013-06-08 09:50:02 AM  
1. She hates Israel, passionately. (For sources and links, simply Google or Bing-search her name...)

So I did and he was right! There are literally hundreds of right wing Teaper web sites accusing her of hating Israel! I have to say, this is a very effective propaganda tool. Pull an accusation out of your ass, make sure it makes the rounds of Foxworld, then when people search on line they only find your accusations. When the whole birther thing started up there were suddenly hundred of web sites accusing Obama of not having a legitimate birth certificate, damn few about how his citizenship was never in question.

Now how about that homosexual love triangle going on between Paul Ryan, Ted Cruz and Mitch McConnell? I understand there are photographs...
 
2013-06-08 09:56:03 AM  
1. She hates Israel, passionately. (For sources and links, simply Google or Bing-search her name...)

TRANSLATION:  "Want to learn all about how nasty Samantha Power is?  Just try to Bing her."
 
2013-06-08 09:57:36 AM  
Google image search for the most dangerous woman in the world:
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2013-06-08 10:04:01 AM  

Frederick: unamused: I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.

I find it difficult to believe the woman who married a Jewish lawyer hates Israel.  No sources were given.  So, yeah, tardfest is what I'd expect from someone making those un-cited claims.


He said to Google or Bing it, didn't he? Study it out! Why provide citations when you can just assert things and have other people confirm their own biases?
 
2013-06-08 10:04:12 AM  
I feel like going a website called "patriotupdate" would immediately land me on some type of watch list, so no clicky for your crappy blog.
 
2013-06-08 10:05:49 AM  
Google or Bing it to find other shiatty blogs like mine! Those are sources, right?  Right?

/study it out
 
2013-06-08 10:08:34 AM  

Chaide: Google or Bing it to find other shiatty blogs like mine! Those are sources, right?  Right?

/study it out


It's like the most retarded attempt to appeal to authority that I've seen so far online.
 
2013-06-08 10:11:26 AM  
If there's one thing I've learned from my time on Fark, it's that no site with the word "patriot" in the domain name has anything worthwhile to say about anything.

/ditto "freedom"
 
2013-06-08 10:11:55 AM  

Milo Minderbinder: Since when do the whackjobs care about the U.N.? I'm betting on satire.


Duh.  It's a toothless, impotent organization, capable only of writing sternly worded letters, that's going to destroy American sovereignty with its army of blue-helmeted union thug Agenda 21 enforcers.  Also, the Obamo.
 
2013-06-08 10:18:42 AM  
I really like number 5

She was re-hired in 2009 as Obama's Special Assistant to President Barack Obama and Senior Director of Multilateral Affairs on the Staff of the National Security Council.

She worked for the president before. I can not imagine the derp that must've gone through that guys head to start with working for the current president, then being appointed to be ambassador to the UN for the current president to equal 'most dangerous woman in the world.'

My brain... it hurts... to early for this shiat.
 
2013-06-08 10:19:18 AM  

Mrtraveler01: Chaide: Google or Bing it to find other shiatty blogs like mine! Those are sources, right?  Right?

/study it out

It's like the most retarded attempt to appeal to authority that I've seen so far online.


Regrets about clicking that link in the first place aside, I'd rather a whackjob blog tell me to Google it than end up reading more derp. Saves me the trouble.

I'm almost giving that blog credit, so I'm gonna stop overthinking this.
 
2013-06-08 10:20:58 AM  

Great_Milenko: Frederick: unamused: I followed the link to finish the article; man, those two sites are 'tardfests.

I find it difficult to believe the woman who married a Jewish lawyer hates Israel.  No sources were given.  So, yeah, tardfest is what I'd expect from someone making those un-cited claims.

At some point, she probably made a statement that wasn't a 100% rubber-stamp approval of the views of the current Israeli political position, ergo, she hates all jews and is secretly working toward's Obama's ultimate goal of re-opening Auschwitz.


Yep, exactly. To the right wing, disagreeing with the current and unpopular Israeli administration, because they take our 'foreign aid,' turn it around, and buy weapons from US defense contractors is exactly the same as hating the people, lands, waters, and dust mites of Israel and encouraging further Islamic terrorism.
 
2013-06-08 10:26:00 AM  

Great_Milenko: Delay: Here's some background on Patriot Update, aka Brandon and Jared Vallorani.

Link

I wish I had no scruples.  I have experienced enough derp to regurgitate it convincingly, and have set up wordpress sites in the past.  Is my unwillingness to fleece suckers who deserve it the only thing standing between me and phase 3?


It needs a collaboration of several people, preferably close family members.  You can't pull off that kind of scam just on your own.  It requires a circle-jerk of several salaried positions, and also spinoff publishing arms..

Some of those numbers are just astonishing.  What a scam.

Of course, you could just show up at HQ with an armed guard and blackmail them to give you a lifetime salary.  (I can't remember the guy's name who did that, and by all means don't Google 'conservative group armed blackmail' unless you want to get angry).
 
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