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(NBC News)   Dude, I dare you to drink that bottle of soy sauce. Come on, what's the worst that could happen?   (bodyodd.nbcnews.com) divider line 118
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2013-06-08 01:05:32 AM
If he had chased it with a pound of wasabi he'd have been fine.
 
2013-06-08 01:22:25 AM
So I'm guessing this college student (it was mentioned in the article) isn't studying Biochemistry, or if he is, he sucks at it.
 
2013-06-08 01:23:16 AM
That reminds me of the time I mixed Worchestershire sauce with embalming fluid....
 
2013-06-08 01:23:31 AM
Was he thirsty again an hour later?
 
2013-06-08 01:23:34 AM
Soy capitán, soy capitán
 
2013-06-08 01:25:59 AM
show me, show you.
 
2013-06-08 01:26:39 AM
Way to kikkoman when he's down, subby

/original
 
2013-06-08 01:26:44 AM
Who ordered the vegetable with soy sauce?
 
2013-06-08 01:27:34 AM
Severe electrolyte imbalance?

(checks article)

Yep.
 
2013-06-08 01:28:16 AM
At least he didn't chug a bottle of maple syrup.

/Sorry, just watched Super Troopers.
 
2013-06-08 01:28:33 AM
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2013-06-08 01:29:17 AM
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My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.
 
2013-06-08 01:30:19 AM
What would happen if you drang 3 liters of olive oil?
 
2013-06-08 01:31:10 AM
He did not die?  Damn.  I really, really, really like it when idiots die doing something idiotic and by all rights he should have died from this stunt.
 
2013-06-08 01:31:25 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What would happen if you drang 3 liters of olive oil?


Or drank, even.
 
2013-06-08 01:32:02 AM
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2013-06-08 01:32:11 AM
You're absolutely right, Subby. What could possibly happen with too much soy sauce?

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2013-06-08 01:32:45 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What would happen if you drang 3 liters of olive oil?


Days upon days of pre-lubricated anal sex.
 
2013-06-08 01:33:02 AM

Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.


Son of a...
 
2013-06-08 01:34:25 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Son of a...


Should have referenced the book instead of the movie.
 
2013-06-08 01:39:01 AM
If your going to chug it, chug the bottle with the green cap, and follow up with lots of water. Then tell the guy who dared you to chug the other bottle with a red cap. After all, turn about is fair play, isn't it?

// Don't do it. Now that you know, this would be a felony. Hope you aren't forgetful, because the internet remembers forever.
 
2013-06-08 01:39:56 AM

Dr. Goldshnoz: show me, show you.


♫ Kikkoman, Kikkoman ♫
 
2013-06-08 01:41:39 AM
What's really scary is anyone in America, with no training or special licenses, can just walk down to the corner store or supermarket and buy this stuff right off the shelf. There's not even a minimal age requirement. No one checks an ID or anything. A 6 year old could walk in, buy this product, and walk out. No one would bat an eye. There are no controls whatsoever! This is crazy. How many more victims will there be?
 
2013-06-08 01:41:58 AM

nimeye: At least he didn't chug a bottle of maple syrup.

/Sorry, just watched Super Troopers.


And from that we learned that most of one's power is derived from the lips....If this kid didn't have little bird lips, he would have been find...

/all things man...
 
2013-06-08 01:42:42 AM

Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.


Is the movie any good? I've only got the audiobook.
 
2013-06-08 01:42:59 AM
We had a kid do this at Perkins in college.

We paid him 100K Final Fantasy XI gil.

Yeah, we were dorks.
 
2013-06-08 01:44:11 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What would happen if you drang 3 liters of olive oil?


something something when the oil hits the anus.
 
2013-06-08 01:45:52 AM

phrawgh: What's really scary is anyone in America, with no training or special licenses, can just walk down to the corner store or supermarket and buy this stuff right off the shelf. There's not even a minimal age requirement. No one checks an ID or anything. A 6 year old could walk in, buy this product, and walk out. No one would bat an eye. There are no controls whatsoever! This is crazy. How many more victims will there be?


Don't forget about the salt that you can buy in rocks.  I hear you can find cracked salt on every street corner in the inner city during the winter months.
 
2013-06-08 01:46:51 AM
RIP LA BEAST

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No?  It wasn't him?  I'm just waiting for him to chug a gallon of soy sauce.
 
2013-06-08 01:47:32 AM
Who has or sells a quart of soy sauce?  Must of been shopping at CostCo or a similar outlet type grocery store.
 
2013-06-08 01:47:55 AM
AbstractBackground
Intentional massive sodium chloride ingestions are rare occurrences and are often fatal.

ObjectivesThere are a variety of treatment recommendations for hypernatremia, ranging from dialysis to varying rates of correction. We report a case of acute severe hypernatremia corrected with rapid free-water infusions that, to our knowledge, has not been previously reported.

Case ReportA 19-year-old man presented to the Emergency Department in a comatose state with seizure-like activity 2 hours after ingesting a quart of soy sauce. He was administered 6 L of free water over 30 min and survived neurologically intact without clinical sequelae. Corrected for hyperglycemia, the patient's peak serum sodium was 196 mmol/L, which, to our knowledge, is the highest documented level in an adult patient to survive an acute sodium ingestion without neurologic deficits.

ConclusionEmergency physicians should consider rapidly lowering serum sodium with hypotonic intravenous fluids as a potential management strategy for acute severe hypernatremia secondary to massive salt ingestion.
 
2013-06-08 01:48:10 AM
A quart of soy sauce? Gotta be a Costco shopper.
 
2013-06-08 01:50:15 AM

Mock26: He did not die?  Damn.  I really, really, really like it when idiots die doing something idiotic and by all rights he should have died from this stunt.


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2013-06-08 01:53:08 AM

wildcardjack: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Is the movie any good? I've only got the audiobook.


I enjoyed it for what it was.  Best way I can describe it is if you crossed Buckaroo Banzai with Naked Lunch.
 
2013-06-08 01:54:23 AM
Makes me think, under a comparable set of circumstances, make that a bottle of Jack Daniels, and someone might get charged with reckless endangerment.

Make it a little too much salt, oops, you didn't know any better.
 
2013-06-08 01:55:52 AM

phrawgh: What's really scary is anyone in America, with no training or special licenses, can just walk down to the corner store or supermarket and buy this stuff right off the shelf. There's not even a minimal age requirement. No one checks an ID or anything. A 6 year old could walk in, buy this product, and walk out. No one would bat an eye. There are no controls whatsoever! This is crazy. How many more victims will there be?


Only dead ones.
 
2013-06-08 01:56:07 AM

Uakronkid: Jizz Master Zero: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Son of a...

Should have referenced the book instead of the movie.


There's a book? Well I'll be damned.

It's not often you see Paul Giamatti play a black man.

/off to the book store
//leaving satisfied
 
2013-06-08 01:56:25 AM
I'm a kikkoman's kind of guy
 
2013-06-08 01:58:18 AM

JohnnyRebel88: Who has or sells a quart of soy sauce?  Must of been shopping at CostCo or a similar outlet type grocery store.


I buy soy sauce by the gallon. I do a lot of cooking.
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2013-06-08 01:59:24 AM

wildcardjack: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Is the movie any good? I've only got the audiobook.


It's Don Coscarelli.  Just know what to expect.
 
2013-06-08 02:02:29 AM
Would dialysis help in getting a person's salt levels down to normal if they did something dumb like this?

-just bored and wondering
 
2013-06-08 02:02:43 AM
Umami Mia!
 
2013-06-08 02:03:26 AM

Jizz Master Zero: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Son of a...


And I took extra time to find a quote to go with it.

/Boot to the head.
 
2013-06-08 02:04:34 AM

Befuddled: Would dialysis help in getting a person's salt levels down to normal if they did something dumb like this?

-just bored and wondering


I'd think hypotonic saline would be magnitudes cheaper and easier, all else being equal.
 
2013-06-08 02:04:36 AM

phrawgh: What's really scary is anyone in America, with no training or special licenses, can just walk down to the corner store or supermarket and buy this stuff right off the shelf. There's not even a minimal age requirement. No one checks an ID or anything. A 6 year old could walk in, buy this product, and walk out. No one would bat an eye. There are no controls whatsoever! This is crazy. How many more victims will there be?


Up here in Canada, you can't buy soy sauce in quarts. It only comes in metric. I think they shut down the soy sauce registry a few years ago, but you still have gangs controlling the major shipments of soy sauce.
 
2013-06-08 02:06:12 AM

wildcardjack: Ed Grubermann: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 565x306]
My name is David Wong. I once saw a man's kidney grow tentacles, tear itself out of a ragged hole in his back, and go slapping across my kitchen floor. But that's another story.

Is the movie any good? I've only got the audiobook.


I enjoyed it. You have to accept the limitations of a movie with a $2.50 budget.
 
2013-06-08 02:08:21 AM
I saw a  Snorlax dump that much soy sauce on her rice at the Chinese buffet the other day. I guess 400 pounds of blubber diluted it, because she didn't even flinch.
 
2013-06-08 02:09:54 AM

bugcrusher: phrawgh: What's really scary is anyone in America, with no training or special licenses, can just walk down to the corner store or supermarket and buy this stuff right off the shelf. There's not even a minimal age requirement. No one checks an ID or anything. A 6 year old could walk in, buy this product, and walk out. No one would bat an eye. There are no controls whatsoever! This is crazy. How many more victims will there be?

Up here in Canada, you can't buy soy sauce in quarts. It only comes in metric. I think they shut down the soy sauce registry a few years ago, but you still have gangs controlling the major shipments of soy sauce.


Did the gangs break into the Canadian Global Strategic Soy Sauce Reserve or do they cart it across the US-Canadian border like American cigarettes?
 
2013-06-08 02:12:57 AM
www.pestcontrolsupplies.co.uk

"Even I know better and I'm a f*cking slug."
 
2013-06-08 02:18:41 AM
So ronery....
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