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(The Sun)   I'm not saying there's aliens over and inside the British Scientology HQs, but there's aliens over and inside the British Scientology HQs   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 47
    More: Strange, Britain's Scientology HQ, Gatwick Airport, jetliner  
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2013-06-07 09:10:06 PM  
So L Ron Hubbard was right? I would really, really hate that, but watching the GOP blaming Obama for Xenu's return would be pretty entertaining.
 
2013-06-07 09:42:21 PM  
Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.
 
2013-06-08 02:21:34 AM  

Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.


i1048.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-08 03:11:50 AM  
They also have a giant Tom torso in the woods.
 
2013-06-08 03:12:08 AM  
i264.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-08 03:15:38 AM  
Here, let me help sort this out...

crossedcrocodiles.files.wordpress.com
..looks to be a weather balloon.

\Mylar would look like that from a plane
 
2013-06-08 03:17:20 AM  
lh6.ggpht.com
/wanted for questioning?
 
2013-06-08 03:25:03 AM  

Wall_of_Doodoo: So L Ron Hubbard was right? I would really, really hate that, but watching the GOP blaming Obama for Xenu's return would be pretty entertaining.


Obama has already offered them citizenship and free health care. All on our dime.
 
2013-06-08 03:28:40 AM  
I have been to Gatwick Airport. Just wander around the terminal if you want to find aliens.
 
2013-06-08 03:31:03 AM  
There are some large RC UFOs.

A quick search found this one which is 8 feet diameter for a low low $5000. Only 4900 over my budget, but well worth it to scare the rubes.

http://www.rctoys.com/rc-toys-and-parts/DF-SUMMIT-XPRO/RC-BLIMPS-SUM MI T-FLYING-SAUCER.html

Highly likely it was something like this.
 
2013-06-08 03:34:31 AM  
They're still in business? Meaning people are still giving them money?

Time to post this link again...

http://www.xenu.net/

lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-06-08 03:35:19 AM  
No pictures? And, it's from last December? Xenu is indeed a powerful being.
 
2013-06-08 03:37:09 AM  
TFA: Air traffic control staff then spotted a total of SIX UFOs on their radar before they suddenly vanished.


worldufophotosandnews.org
THIS IS WHAT RADARS ACTUALLY BELIEVE
 
2013-06-08 03:41:45 AM  
L. Ron Hubbard was a science-fiction protégé
Couldn't stand to watch his royalties get taxed away
Now big celebs are walking round who think he's Jesus
What would David Koresh say?
 
2013-06-08 03:59:21 AM  
Better send in Scooby and the gang...
 
2013-06-08 04:09:23 AM  
oi41.tinypic.com
 
2013-06-08 04:09:37 AM  
Have they conducted an engram session on them yet?
 
2013-06-08 04:20:57 AM  

LewDux: TFA: Air traffic control staff then spotted a total of SIX UFOs on their radar before they suddenly vanished.


[worldufophotosandnews.org image 350x360]
THIS IS WHAT RADARS ACTUALLY BELIEVE


undiscoveredcountryproject.com

THERE ARE FOUR UFOS!
 
2013-06-08 05:01:01 AM  
If we identify them, they won't be UFOs any more...
 
2013-06-08 05:14:56 AM  

dividebyxero: They're still in business? Meaning people are still giving them money?


"There's a sucker born every minute".
 
2013-06-08 05:16:31 AM  
Next week in the Sun

Skeletor is a threat to planet earth
 
2013-06-08 05:39:18 AM  
It happened last year and we're just now hearing about it?

CLEARLY IT IS ALIENS!!!
 
2013-06-08 05:47:59 AM  

Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.


That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html
 
2013-06-08 06:18:17 AM  

Lady Indica: [oi41.tinypic.com image 440x330]


DC3's don't have jet engines. Who designed that shirt?
 
2013-06-08 06:48:04 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Lady Indica: [oi41.tinypic.com image 440x330]

DC3's don't have jet engines. Who designed that shirt?


"DC3" Really??  I'd heard it was something more akin to a DC-8, but I'd never looked into it.
 
2013-06-08 06:50:45 AM  

Ed Grubermann: Lady Indica: [oi41.tinypic.com image 440x330]

DC3's don't have jet engines. Who designed that shirt?


I thought Xenu flew here in a DC-8.

/What does a god want with an air ship?
 
2013-06-08 07:06:06 AM  

batlock666: Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html


Wow...
 
2013-06-08 07:21:28 AM  

batlock666: Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html


Holy cow. That's unreal.
 
2013-06-08 07:32:01 AM  
And if there are, would anything of value be lost, subby?
 
2013-06-08 08:31:15 AM  
img.photobucket.com


You've got six bogies heading toward you!

Oh my God, a dozen more of them! And a blimp, a big, shiny blimp and it's slowly moving south!
 
2013-06-08 09:02:28 AM  
5 months ago! I almost panicked!
 
2013-06-08 09:36:13 AM  
FTA: "Their pilots each saw "two flat, silver discs" as they lined up to land at Gatwick Airport..."

If they were lining up to land at the airport, they weren't UFOs.
 
2013-06-08 09:41:40 AM  

Romans 7 19: [lh6.ggpht.com image 450x285]
/wanted for questioning?


You're about 50 million years too late.
 
2013-06-08 09:46:35 AM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-06-08 10:32:51 AM  
Is there a Doctor in the house?
 
2013-06-08 11:23:36 AM  

420Gabriel: There are some large RC UFOs.

A quick search found this one which is 8 feet diameter for a low low $5000. Only 4900 over my budget, but well worth it to scare the rubes.

http://www.rctoys.com/rc-toys-and-parts/DF-SUMMIT-XPRO/RC-BLIMPS-SUM MI T-FLYING-SAUCER.html

Highly likely it was something like this.


Especially given that it was described as "man-made" and "toy-like" by the plane crew that saw it...
 
2013-06-08 11:47:25 AM  

batlock666: Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html


I've been under a rock again -- I don't remember that at all. And what a horribly stupid conviction - making a joke on the net becomes a misdemeanor.

That said, "flee to Canada" due to a misdemeanor conviction? That also seems a bit over the top.
 
2013-06-08 12:02:39 PM  
drones?
 
2013-06-08 12:31:07 PM  

rickthecabbie: Is there a Doctor in the house?


Maybe the real aliens are hiding in obese people.

My god, America's been overrun.

RoyBatty: batlock666: Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html

I've been under a rock again -- I don't remember that at all. And what a horribly stupid conviction - making a joke on the net becomes a misdemeanor.

That said, "flee to Canada" due to a misdemeanor conviction? That also seems a bit over the top.


The ridiculous idea that making a joke on Usenet is interfering with someone else's religion? Yeah. Here's a note. If you're a scientologist, STAY OFF USENET! :P
 
2013-06-08 02:03:42 PM  
The only time i ever dealt with scientologists was when I was 15. We all did some really good acid and wandered into their whatever the hell they call it. They thought we were normal.
 
2013-06-08 02:35:21 PM  

batlock666


Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make: http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html

California. Liberals are fascists. No news there.
 
2013-06-08 04:19:05 PM  

RoyBatty: batlock666: Barfmaker: Lolled at the Cruise missiles comment.

That's actually a dangerous joke to make:  http://news.cnet.com/2100-1030_3-6156516.html

I've been under a rock again -- I don't remember that at all. And what a horribly stupid conviction - making a joke on the net becomes a misdemeanor.

That said, "flee to Canada" due to a misdemeanor conviction? That also seems a bit over the top.


In my opinion, it might not be over the top to flee after death threats and a jail staff you suspect of carrying a grudge. When opposing Scientology, it might make good practical sense to be just a bit paranoid, based on what I've read about this wacky but very serious cult.
 
2013-06-08 04:26:44 PM  
Funny how despite so many people "seeing" this, there isn't a single photo.
 
2013-06-08 06:53:34 PM  

MrEricSir: Funny how despite so many people "seeing" this, there isn't a single photo.


This.
 
2013-06-08 07:02:42 PM  

gregscott: When opposing Scientology, it might make good practical sense to be just a bit paranoid, based on what I've read about this wacky but very serious cult.


Yep. You don't want to be in their cross hair.
 
2013-06-09 12:53:48 AM  
Everyone knows cameras stop working when UFO's are close by.
 
2013-06-09 02:14:46 AM  

dividebyxero: They're still in business? Meaning people are still giving them money?

Time to post this link again...

http://www.xenu.net/

[lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x784]


lrh Was An Ugly Empty Oaf Of A Toad.he Was Such An Awful 'Man' To Look At And  Such An Appalling DimWit Too!.The Pic Of him Auditing A Tomato Was Just Stupefying When I First Saw It.Its Hard To Believe That Brainless Ape Was Able To Do Anything With his Life. I Pity his Slaves Though,They Had No Idea What Was In Store For Them When They First Heard his Siren Song Of Lies.
 Bad Piece Of Garbage
 
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