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(Huffington Post)   If you guessed "some actress from the Vampire Diaries" for the person who sent Obama the ricin-tainted letters, the authorities would probably like to have a word with you. Because seriously--how could you have just "guessed that?"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 168
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2013-06-07 04:21:19 PM  
If this is some lame ass stunt to get fame then DAMN am I impressed by her tits
 
2013-06-07 04:24:14 PM  
So what's the Scooby Doo type motivation for this?  Or is she as innocent as the Elvis impersonator turned out to be?
 
2013-06-07 04:25:54 PM  
He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.
 
2013-06-07 04:26:18 PM  
I would not put my unborn child or other children in danger just to 'frame' someone. He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

Call me crazy, but I really have to raise my eyebrow when the first denial out of your mouth is 'because it would be too dangerous to my family' instead of 'it would be farking nuts and who does that kind of shiat.'
 
2013-06-07 04:26:26 PM  
Another crazy trying to remove our gun rights.
 
2013-06-07 04:26:54 PM  

nekom: So what's the Scooby Doo type motivation for this?  Or is she as innocent as the Elvis impersonator turned out to be?


Sounds like she wanted to frame her husband.
 
2013-06-07 04:27:33 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.


I think she meant her husband.
 
2013-06-07 04:27:37 PM  
Another day, another White terrorist
 
2013-06-07 04:27:41 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.


That, too.

Oh, that cagey Obama.  "Who can we blame for this?  Hmmmmm... I KNOW!  That girl from that show!"
 
2013-06-07 04:28:32 PM  
which zombie was she?
 
2013-06-07 04:28:40 PM  
She's so evil she has four names.
 
2013-06-07 04:29:12 PM  

Diogenes: ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.

That, too.

Oh, that cagey Obama.  "Who can we blame for this?  Hmmmmm... I KNOW!  That girl from that show!"


"I was the obvious person to blame"

Really???
 
2013-06-07 04:29:33 PM  
I'd taint it
 
2013-06-07 04:29:39 PM  

NobleHam: nekom: So what's the Scooby Doo type motivation for this?  Or is she as innocent as the Elvis impersonator turned out to be?

Sounds like she wanted to frame her husband.


Washington Post article says the motivation had to do with her divorce filing
http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/ap-sources-texas-woman-who-to ld -fbi-her-husband-sent-ricin-tainted-letters-arrested/2013/06/07/a267cf e0-cf9b-11e2-8573-3baeea6a2647_story.html?hpid=z2
 
2013-06-07 04:29:42 PM  
5 kids 5 different dads - The crazy runs deep with this one.
 
2013-06-07 04:29:59 PM  

DontMakeMeShushYou: Diogenes: ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.

That, too.

Oh, that cagey Obama.  "Who can we blame for this?  Hmmmmm... I KNOW!  That girl from that show!"

"I was the obvious person to blame"

Really???


Unless she was talking about the husband.  Nearly impossible to tell from the context.
 
2013-06-07 04:30:31 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.


She was talking about her husband.
 
2013-06-07 04:30:51 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.


Pretty sure she's talking about her (soon-to-be ex I'm guessing) husband.
 
2013-06-07 04:30:54 PM  
Gun Nuts. Shocking...

www.nypost.com
 
2013-06-07 04:31:06 PM  
Both of these ricin attacks have played out really weird once we started zeroing in on suspects.  This is the second one involving odd perpetrators and an apparent frame-up.
 
2013-06-07 04:32:26 PM  

nekom: So what's the Scooby Doo type motivation for this?  Or is she as innocent as the Elvis impersonator turned out to be?


Heh...I gotta admit, I've lost track here...this has nothing to do with Ricin Elvis, right?  OR the next guy they think sent ricin in that case?

How many ricin mailers ARE there?

I either have to watch more news, or less...
 
2013-06-07 04:32:47 PM  
My money was on Walder Frey.
 
2013-06-07 04:33:11 PM  
He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

Huh? How are you - or even your husband - obviously anything? That's some delusion of grandeur you got there.
 
2013-06-07 04:34:37 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Both of these ricin attacks have played out really weird once we started zeroing in on suspects.  This is the second one involving odd perpetrators and an apparent frame-up.


It's like the Heisenberg Principle applied to crazy.
 
2013-06-07 04:34:53 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Both of these ricin attacks have played out really weird once we started zeroing in on suspects.  This is the second one involving odd perpetrators and an apparent frame-up.


Yep, so far ricin has only been used to try and frame other people. Poorly.
 
2013-06-07 04:35:11 PM  
Oh man... I had "an actress from Twilight"...  So damn Close!!
 
2013-06-07 04:35:23 PM  
When I first heard it was an actress the first one that came to mind was


www.islamophobia-watch.com
 
2013-06-07 04:36:25 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Both of these ricin attacks have played out really weird once we started zeroing in on suspects.  This is the second one involving odd perpetrators and an apparent frame-up.


You have to be a special kind of AW to mail Ricin to the President, knowing full well they will catch it and trace it back to you.
 
2013-06-07 04:36:35 PM  
And people call me crazy (Jack Nicholson laugh)
 
2013-06-07 04:36:37 PM  

Kome: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

Huh? How are you - or even your husband - obviously anything? That's some delusion of grandeur you got there.


That's some horrible reading comprehension you got there.
 
2013-06-07 04:37:16 PM  

justanothersumguy: Oh man... I had "an actress from Twilight"...  So damn Close!!


Wait, those are different things?
 
2013-06-07 04:38:04 PM  

Fish in a Barrel: Both of these ricin attacks have played out really weird once we started zeroing in on suspects.  This is the second one involving odd perpetrators and an apparent frame-up.


Sending ricin-laced letters to the president as a protest against gun control is already weird, so it follows the set up has to be totally bizarre.
 
2013-06-07 04:38:21 PM  

justanothersumguy: Oh man... I had "an actress from Twilight"...  So damn Close!!


Me too. I'm out $5 I guess.
 
2013-06-07 04:38:39 PM  
I half expect them to start blaming Steven Hatfill again.
 
2013-06-07 04:38:42 PM  
I'd reverse vampire her
I'd fill her diary
I'd suck.. nevermind
 
2013-06-07 04:38:45 PM  
So close... I guessed Rogers Richardson Shannon
 
2013-06-07 04:39:15 PM  

Lost Thought 00: justanothersumguy: Oh man... I had "an actress from Twilight"...  So damn Close!!

Wait, those are different things?


In name only.
 
2013-06-07 04:39:20 PM  

youmightberight: 5 kids 5 different dads - The crazy runs deep with this one.


Yeah I'm surprised he married her in the first place.
 
2013-06-07 04:40:28 PM  

youmightberight: 5 kids 5 different dads - The crazy runs deep with this one.


My X-Wife.. also a redhead that looks similar to this lady yet quite younger has 3 kids from 3 dads now. One of which is mine and lives with me.. Maybe they share the same crazy gene. I can see her having a couple more baby daddy.
 
2013-06-07 04:40:36 PM  
Diogenes:

Unless she was talking about the husband.  Nearly impossible to tell from the context.

And unless the reports are cutting out all that context, you'd think a sane person would realize the importance of including that context right there in the statement.
 
2013-06-07 04:40:52 PM  
She, like like Lady Gaga and Beyonce is probably a victim of sexy kitty cat Illuminati mind control.
 
2013-06-07 04:41:33 PM  

PunGent: nekom: So what's the Scooby Doo type motivation for this?  Or is she as innocent as the Elvis impersonator turned out to be?

Heh...I gotta admit, I've lost track here...this has nothing to do with Ricin Elvis, right?  OR the next guy they think sent ricin in that case?

How many ricin mailers ARE there?

I either have to watch more news, or less...


This is all one case.  She's the wife of the guy who Elvis says framed him.
 
2013-06-07 04:43:19 PM  

Confabulat: which zombie was she?


that slutty one fumbling around the soda machine with half her brain gone.
 
2013-06-07 04:43:27 PM  

SwissArmyGnome: Diogenes:

Unless she was talking about the husband.  Nearly impossible to tell from the context.

And unless the reports are cutting out all that context, you'd think a sane person would realize the importance of including that context right there in the statement.


I don't understand how this is puzzling so many people.  She called the FBI and tried to pin it on her husband.  That's obviously the relationship being discussed here.  I have no idea why people think she's referring to Obama.
 
2013-06-07 04:43:30 PM  

Diogenes: ecmoRandomNumbers: He simply needed someone to blame for what he has done and I was the obvious person for him to blame.

So, she thinks Obama is in charge of the investigation and arrests, too? That's some major delusion. You know, the kind of irrational thinking that would cause somebody to mail ricin to the President.

That, too.

Oh, that cagey Obama.  "Who can we blame for this?  Hmmmmm... I KNOW!  That girl from that show!"


I don't actually think she was framed, but if they were to blame somebody random, someone like her would be the person to blame.  Absolutely no connection to anything related to the administration.
 
2013-06-07 04:44:02 PM  

PunGent: How many ricin mailers ARE there?


Well, the government says there were two ricin mailers, one in Texas and one in Mississippi, each trying to frame someone else, but it makes more sense that all were patsies and the government is trying to instill fear in the populace again by causing incidents.

They're trying to cover it up.  I'm not falling for their Double Ricin Mailer theory.
 
2013-06-07 04:44:27 PM  

FrancoFile: This is all one case.  She's the wife of the guy who Elvis says framed him.


At this point that wouldn't surprise me.  :-D
 
2013-06-07 04:44:33 PM  
Sending poison letters to public figures and not expecting to get caught is like playing the lotto and good financial planning skills...
 
2013-06-07 04:44:55 PM  
Could this one really be any nuttier than the pedophile who framed the Bipolar Elvis impersonator the last time this happened?
 
2013-06-07 04:45:10 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: Confabulat: which zombie was she?

that slutty one fumbling around the soda machine with half her brain gone.


He's asking about a show, not real life.
 
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