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2013-06-07 01:42:42 PM  
Or not cool, whatever...

Super star soccer player/playboy/CIA agent/guy in a giant bee suit?

Come on man, you did dusk till dawn, you're better than that!

But then you did spy kids as well...maybe you aren't. :(
 
2013-06-07 01:51:38 PM  
Didn't they already do Desperado?
 
2013-06-07 01:53:14 PM  
I'll stick with uni.
 
2013-06-07 01:57:12 PM  
What's he going to drive, a '94 F-150 with his mates in the back?
 
2013-06-07 02:24:30 PM  
This was a running joke of mine for a long time. I took a picture of Craig, put a mustache on him and wrote "Llamo es Bondo. Juan Bondo".

*sigh* I really should have done something more with that idea.
 
2013-06-07 02:27:28 PM  
"... Roberto Orci is penning the first episode of. "

farm4.staticflickr.com
 
2013-06-07 02:28:13 PM  
Lame.

I'd rather see 24.media.tumblr.com

/vaya con dios ya pantload!
 
2013-06-07 02:29:39 PM  
Wouldn't it be shakeno no stiro?
 
zez
2013-06-07 02:39:22 PM  
Which part will Danny Trejo play because if RR is doing this he'll have to stick him in somewhere.
 
2013-06-07 02:41:05 PM  

zez: Which part will Danny Trejo play because if RR is doing this he'll have to stick him in somewhere.


And Cheech will play about 5 characters.
 
2013-06-07 02:45:35 PM  
www.benitomovieposter.comIt's been done:
 
2013-06-07 02:53:09 PM  
It will suck like most Latino programing,-except for the Latina eye candy.
 
2013-06-07 02:54:54 PM  
Doesn't he already have Machete?
 
2013-06-07 03:00:39 PM  
Finally, a prequel to spy kids, now we'll know what Antonio Banderas was doing prior  to getting getting Ricardo Montalban as his father in law.
 
2013-06-07 03:02:06 PM  
Someone needs to go ahead and take away this moron's cameras.
 
2013-06-07 03:04:35 PM  
bondo, jesus bondooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
2013-06-07 03:22:34 PM  
Actually, see the Brasilian series Mandrake, about a lawyer who specializes in negotiating with black mailers.  I saw it dubbed in Spanish and it is wonderful.  He is always getting is ass kicked, but gets all the ladies.

Also, check out the Largo Winch movies.

Secret Agents do not need to be generic white guys, and mostly they are not.

Spain and Latin America are focused on Soccer, so it is not a stretch.  And would account for the guy being in shape.

And while a lot of latin programming does suck, there are some good ones, epecially on latin hbo.
 
2013-06-07 03:23:54 PM  
You guys are jerks, this will be amazing.
 
2013-06-07 03:37:44 PM  
Why would an illegal be working for the CIA?
 
2013-06-07 03:46:22 PM  

Witty_Retort: "... Roberto Orci is penning the first episode of. "

[farm4.staticflickr.com image 250x272]


Yup.
 
2013-06-07 04:03:54 PM  
Headline at site: "Rodriguez Plans Latino James Bond Series"
Article: "Latino James Bond" style series"

So...it's a spy. Who's latin. and plays soccer. Who Isn't James Bond. Or Jaime Bono or whatever.

Failicious.
 
2013-06-07 04:09:47 PM  

hasty ambush: It will suck like most Latino programing,-except for the Latina eye candy.


Nobody does eye-candy better than the Latino channels.
 
2013-06-07 04:23:49 PM  
Hey, subby, the Spanish speaker in me is cringing. "Un tequila" not uno, never uno.  Actually, probably just tequila without the article would be fine.  Does James Bond say one vodka martini, shaken not stirred?  No, he says "Vodka martini.  Shaken, not stirred."  Ugh.
 
2013-06-07 04:32:05 PM  

alaric1224: Hey, subby, the Spanish speaker in me is cringing. "Un tequila" not uno, never uno.  Actually, probably just tequila without the article would be fine.  Does James Bond say one vodka martini, shaken not stirred?  No, he says "Vodka martini.  Shaken, not stirred."  Ugh.


Vine para decir esto.  Subby obviamente no habla español.
 
2013-06-07 04:50:53 PM  
Thought it was a reference to this
images.tribe.net

so disapointed
 
2013-06-07 05:00:32 PM  
Why would you shake or stir something a single liquor on its own. What are you mixing?
 
2013-06-07 05:01:13 PM  
Why would you shake or stir something a single liquor on its own. What are you mixing?

FTFM
 
2013-06-07 05:11:06 PM  
Playboy/athlete/spy is more "I, Spy" than James Bond, but whatever.

/as long as they have Univision weather chicks, I'll watch
//with the sound turned down
///and the shades closed
 
2013-06-07 05:34:51 PM  
My name is Bond. Zorro Bond.
 
2013-06-07 05:49:55 PM  

Lost Thought 00: Why would an illegal be working for the CIA?


Because it has better benefits than welfare
 
2013-06-07 06:18:17 PM  
Having to swim from country to country is going to make it easy for the bad guys to get away, no?
 
2013-06-07 06:44:47 PM  

Robert1966: Why would you shake or stir something a single liquor on its own. What are you mixing?

FTFM


I know.  Margarita?
 
2013-06-07 07:08:04 PM  
Sounds terrible, but I hope it's a success so Orci can't write any more "Star Trek" movies.
 
2013-06-07 07:14:55 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: alaric1224: Hey, subby, the Spanish speaker in me is cringing. "Un tequila" not uno, never uno.  Actually, probably just tequila without the article would be fine.  Does James Bond say one vodka martini, shaken not stirred?  No, he says "Vodka martini.  Shaken, not stirred."  Ugh.

Vine para decir esto.  Subby obviamente no habla español.


Speaking Spanish in this day and age is about as impressive as being able to pat your head and rub your belly at the same time. Quit trying to show off.

Anywho, this sounds cool.
 
2013-06-07 07:40:09 PM  
No mames
 
2013-06-07 09:28:23 PM  
Rodriguez. Tiego Rodriguez.
 
2013-06-07 10:28:22 PM  

YoOjo: What's he going to drive, a '94 F-150 with his mates in the back?


No, it'll be a 91 Honda Civic with stick on fender vents, a tailpipe megaphone, a missing hubcap, and the image of Mary on the back window.
 
2013-06-07 10:45:51 PM  
I'm actually looking forward to this.
 
2013-06-07 11:09:37 PM  
Comcast's El Rey network is planning a thirteen-episode "Latino James Bond" style series which "Transformers" and "Star Trek" co-scribe Roberto Orci is penning the first episode of.

Garth Franklin, you're a horrible farking writer.  Seriously, that sentence alone is like an abortion, a terrorist attack, Ohio, and a yoga pants thread on Fark with images disabled by the moderators all rolled into a big farking burrito of fail.
 
2013-06-07 11:37:31 PM  
www.myconfinedspace.com

It's been done, by him
 
2013-06-07 11:56:00 PM  
I watch Telemundo at my favorite mexican eatery and I'd swear they were playing that movie last Saturday afternoon.
 
2013-06-08 01:17:53 AM  
"Hola, soy Jaime Bondo. Joo wan buy inflatabe hammaar? No, how bout chicle?
 
2013-06-08 02:55:18 AM  
only if he teams up with El Santo.
 
2013-06-08 09:32:43 AM  

Robert1966: Why would you shake or stir something a single liquor on its own. What are you mixing?

FTFM


Tiny ice chips.
 
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