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(Orlando Sentinel)   See the 51 women competing for Miss USA. Somewhat Not safe for work, and a slideshow, but it's Friday so who cares   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 72
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2013-06-07 11:58:24 AM  
South Dakota's a man.
Alaska with a brown paper bag
West Virginia will win
All the blondes look the same
Could kick a field goal through SC's bellybutton
Michigan's has a crazy hip/bust ratio

I have no shot with any of them and demean them only to drown my feelings of inferiority.
 
2013-06-07 12:03:47 PM  
As much as things have changed in my lifetime, I'm surprised contests like this still exist

/not complaining, mind you
 
2013-06-07 12:12:12 PM  
deslidified
 
2013-06-07 12:12:17 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: As much as things have changed in my lifetime, I'm surprised contests like this still exist

/not complaining, mind you


Meh, the pendulum is starting to swing back the other way.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 12:12:57 PM  
does this mean we have to hear teabaggers going on endlessly like when Obama said "57 states" instead of "57 voting districts"?
 
2013-06-07 12:13:57 PM  
deslidified

lets try that again.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 12:14:29 PM  
after seeing that, I guess decent sized breasts are out of style.

I like women, not underdeveloped girls.
 
2013-06-07 12:15:01 PM  
+1 for headline Subby.

Friggin ghost town here, gonna cut out around noon, TGI-MF-F
 
2013-06-07 12:18:11 PM  
www.trbimg.comorwww.trbimg.com
 
2013-06-07 12:19:09 PM  
About 45 of them look identical +/- hair coloring. It's just a big pageant machine churning out clones of some ideal. Just look at Miss Texas (44) and  Utah (45), Washington (48), Wisconsin (50).
 
2013-06-07 12:19:55 PM  
They all rook arike!
 
2013-06-07 12:20:54 PM  
IBTC
 
2013-06-07 12:21:15 PM  
I like Miss Minnesota, Miss New Hampshire, and Miss Rhode Island.

Yes, a lot of them look alike.
 
2013-06-07 12:21:56 PM  
11.

/That is all.
 
2013-06-07 12:22:06 PM  

jfivealive: They all rook arike!


They all look alike, depending on where you look.
 
2013-06-07 12:22:43 PM  

jfivealive: They all rook arike!


Damn I was wondering if I was the only one who thought that... everything from the neck down looks almost exactly the same... except for a couple more endowed women, 90% of them all are the same measurements.... I swear it!
 
2013-06-07 12:23:28 PM  

swaxhog: About 45 of them look identical +/- hair coloring. It's just a big pageant machine churning out clones of some ideal. Just look at Miss Texas (44) and  Utah (45), Washington (48), Wisconsin (50).


No. Did you expect fatties for diversity?

This is when they look identical.

img.gawkerassets.com
 
2013-06-07 12:27:11 PM  
50/51 have the same length hair. Considering what it extends down to we could call it "nipple length hair".
 
2013-06-07 12:27:36 PM  
<b>omahatattoo:</b> <i>and Miss Rhode Island. </i>

Eh, they're never in contention.
 
2013-06-07 12:30:39 PM  
Top candidates for being porn stars in the next 3 years:
1) S. Dakota
2) Virginia
3) New Mexico

/Oregon FTW
 
2013-06-07 12:31:22 PM  
yeah, rather blah...  just a like someone copied, pasted, and repeated...

/I'm sure they all have a stunning personality though.....
 
2013-06-07 12:32:06 PM  

swaxhog: About 45 of them look identical +/- hair coloring. It's just a big pageant machine churning out clones of some ideal. Just look at Miss Texas (44) and  Utah (45), Washington (48), Wisconsin (50).


Thats what I was thinking. There was one black chick that I noticed, one other might have been black and a few may have been hispanic, but they were so light skinned they may as well be white. For a diverse country that sure was a big group of the same type.
 
2013-06-07 12:33:01 PM  
Is this Miss USA or Miss White USA?
 
2013-06-07 12:34:59 PM  
Only 1 redhead... =(
 
2013-06-07 12:35:02 PM  
Meh. Maybe 5 out of 50, most of them from the South, the rest have waaay too much makeup on their vapid expressionless faces.

Miss Alabam-bam-a, the first one out of the gate, ought to win, for her coy pose alone. Plus, I'm partial to brunettes.

www.trbimg.com
 
2013-06-07 12:36:45 PM  
They're all quite lovely, but Miss Connecticut is particularly stunning. Notable mention for Miss Oregon as well.
 
2013-06-07 12:41:19 PM  
www.trbimg.com

What's wrong with her face?
 
2013-06-07 12:42:15 PM  
After awhile, they all look the same. The lights are on but no one is home.  And someone somewhere is tired of their shiat.
 
2013-06-07 12:45:52 PM  
Sharksfan
Is this Miss USA or Miss White USA?


Miss Paperbag?
But I guess that's just me not liking fake smiles and contest makeup/styling.


i.imgur.com

Also, someone seems to have handed out the wrong kind of wig to New Hampshire (above and to the right ^^^^)


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-07 12:46:25 PM  
d23: after seeing that, I guess decent sized breasts are out of style.

Eh?  There only looked to be a very few under a c-cup.
I was more surprised by the number that look like they got themselves some after-market boobies - would think that pageant girls would have some rule about factory equipment only.

I like women, not underdeveloped girls.

<sigh>.  0.5/10.
 
2013-06-07 12:50:19 PM  
Abe Vigoda's Ghost

What's wrong with her face?


From the bigger image..
www.trbimg.com
..I would say: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.
 
2013-06-07 12:53:48 PM  

The Voice of Doom: ..I would say: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.


..and the fact she just ate the soul of a child about a half hour before the shoot.
 
2013-06-07 12:58:09 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

What's wrong with her face?

From the bigger image..
[www.trbimg.com image 600x901]
..I would say: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.


Appaloosa sire.
 
2013-06-07 12:58:12 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Sharksfan
Is this Miss USA or Miss White USA?

Miss Paperbag?
But I guess that's just me not liking fake smiles and contest makeup/styling.


[i.imgur.com image 833x1498]

Also, someone seems to have handed out the wrong kind of wig to New Hampshire (above and to the right ^^^^)


[i.imgur.com image 848x1268]


Thank You so much... so very much
 
2013-06-07 12:58:22 PM  

The Voice of Doom: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.


And it *is* possible to whiten teeth too much... the glare is hurting my eyes.

/I second Oregon.
 
2013-06-07 01:01:57 PM  
Those yellow bathing suits looks like somebody threw mud on them. Terrible design.
Is this Trump's pageant? That would go a long way in explaining those horrible bikinis.
 
2013-06-07 01:02:22 PM  
Miss Trophy-wife-in-training 2013
 
2013-06-07 01:07:56 PM  

MichiganFTL: South Dakota's a man.


No question.

I like Oregon, too. She's got bewbs and looks like she could physically kick anyone's ass. I like that quality in my Miss America.
 
2013-06-07 01:09:21 PM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Miss Wake Island (not invited to compete)
 
2013-06-07 01:10:34 PM  
www.trbimg.com25.media.tumblr.com

Miss Iowa and Yvonne DeCarlo as Lilly Munster
 
2013-06-07 01:11:11 PM  

camelclub: [www.trbimg.com image 333x500]or[www.trbimg.com image 333x500]


whynotboth.jpg
 
2013-06-07 01:12:17 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

What's wrong with her face?

From the bigger image..

..I would say: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.


What face?

Also, to hell with the rest of you - I'd take any one of them to bed. Better yet several at a time.
 
2013-06-07 01:15:27 PM  

camelclub: [www.trbimg.com image 333x500]or[www.trbimg.com image 333x500]


I see you prefer brunettes ...
 
2013-06-07 01:27:13 PM  

The Voice of Doom: Abe Vigoda's Ghost

What's wrong with her face?

From the bigger image..
[www.trbimg.com image 600x901]
..I would say: overbite, too much airbrush, a long nose and even longer fake eye lashes.


i39.tinypic.com

She kind of has a Picasso face going on.
 
2013-06-07 01:29:35 PM  

camelclub: or


Why not both?
 
2013-06-07 01:39:30 PM  

teylix: No. Did you expect fatties for diversity?


Ms. Oregon -- while she's not a fattie by any stretch of the imagination, she's definitively not got that same super-thin body type that the others do.
 
2013-06-07 01:42:08 PM  
Why are they so flat? Maybe it is what they are wearing, but damn I have a friend who is hotter then them.
 
2013-06-07 01:47:16 PM  

Zasteva: teylix: No. Did you expect fatties for diversity?

Ms. Oregon -- while she's not a fattie by any stretch of the imagination, she's definitively not got that same super-thin body type that the others do.


She's just trying to rock the curvy look before it becomes cool.

/that's the best I could do.
Feel free to make a better joke.
 
2013-06-07 01:59:03 PM  
They're almost all identical, which isn't surprising at all. I'm sure the kind of people who watch these things don't care about that, though

/Minnesota or NY, plz
 
2013-06-07 02:33:41 PM  
Way too airbrushed and photo shopped. Not to mention there's enough silicon gel in there to fill a water bed.
 
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