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(Some Food Nut)   Fark Food Thread: Let's talk about the little things. Bake your own bread? Add to a salad? Make your own granola? What ways do you incorporate seeds and nuts into your cooking? Difficulty: not the seed from.. Oh, forget it. Jokes to the right:   (backwoodshome.com ) divider line
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2013-06-07 08:46:41 AM  
8 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-06-07 08:42:50 AM  
4 votes:
Your mom likes my nut butter.
2013-06-07 05:10:05 PM  
3 votes:
Leviticus 18:21 -וּמִֽזַּרְעֲךָ֥ לֹא־ תִתֵּ֖ן לְהַעֲבִ֣יר לַמֹּ֑לֶךְ - "don't offer your seed to Molech"
2013-06-07 08:20:28 AM  
3 votes:
Testicles.
2013-06-07 09:03:53 AM  
2 votes:
media.naplesnews.com
2013-06-07 08:34:03 AM  
2 votes:

Errk: iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?

It's a drupe.


You're a drupe.
2013-06-07 05:58:28 PM  
1 vote:
To save cut-up bits of avocado from lunch, I put the bits in a small container of lemon juice.

/the bits last until I put them on top of the salad with dinner
//avocado is a nummy bit of green around a big nut...
2013-06-07 05:18:03 PM  
1 vote:
Where nuts come from...

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2013-06-07 05:17:31 PM  
1 vote:
Gonna make me some "cro-nuts" this weekend. like croissants , fried like doughnuts with a filling.
http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/cronuts-sugar-bombs-sweet ne ss-article-1.1359260
2013-06-07 10:00:20 AM  
1 vote:

kwame: I hate grapes and nuts in chicken salad.  You're just trying to get me to ignore how little chicken you put in it.


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Well excuse me for trying to help you live a better life.
2013-06-07 09:36:40 AM  
1 vote:

kwame: iamrex: You're welcome.

Go to Walgreen's.

Buy a bag of Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds.

Eat them while you use that hickory smoke for what God intended: animal flesh.

;)


Silly kwame. The nuts went in after the brisket came out. You know, because I hate to waste a perfectly good fire.
2013-06-07 09:30:42 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


You should ask them if they have homo made dressing.
2013-06-07 09:24:46 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


I just sent an email to their home office that someone from GLAAD is coming their way for a salad and attached your picture.
2013-06-07 09:24:04 AM  
1 vote:

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


Sure. Home made by the finest Hispanic migrant labor force that Sysco can buy.
2013-06-07 09:21:19 AM  
1 vote:
However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing
2013-06-07 09:15:37 AM  
1 vote:

kwame: Is that...homemade dressing?
Would you like to come back to my place and see my waffle fries chicken biscuit?

2013-06-07 09:14:23 AM  
1 vote:
I've been eating pistachios all morning.  Get jealous you petty biatches.
2013-06-07 09:11:44 AM  
1 vote:

ami5000: spcMike: Tat'dGreaser: Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.

Just make your own.

Also, it impresses the hell out of the ladies.

Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.


Look, he's not workig with much as it is.
2013-06-07 09:10:25 AM  
1 vote:
No dressing for me please, fast food worker. I brought my own. Yeah. It's sexy. I SAID NO F*CKING NUTS ON THE SALAD, WHORE. So you wanna go out some time? What? Ok I'll leave now.
2013-06-07 09:07:11 AM  
1 vote:

spcMike: Tat'dGreaser: Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.

Just make your own.

Also, it impresses the hell out of the ladies.


Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.
2013-06-07 09:06:33 AM  
1 vote:

kwame: It's like a Tim Gunn meet and greet at Wal-Mart.


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2013-06-07 09:02:27 AM  
1 vote:

ami5000: Can't a man enjoy some chicken nugs in his tasty green salad without someone getting all up in his business? DAMN.


IT'S LIKE GOING TO A SPORTS BAR TO WATCH THE SPELLING BEE.
2013-06-07 08:57:18 AM  
1 vote:

kwame: You bought...a salad.  At Chick-Fil-A?


Dude I like some chicken in my salad. They make good chicken. You can judge me all you want, Nutella eating b*tch.

BOOM WHITE BOY
2013-06-07 08:53:13 AM  
1 vote:

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.



iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.


iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.



iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.
2013-06-07 08:52:44 AM  
1 vote:

iamrex: Errk: iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?

It's a drupe.

You're a drupe.


It's an eminence front

It's a put on!
2013-06-07 08:32:29 AM  
1 vote:
I don't usually get into the seedy stuff until after dark.
2013-06-07 08:24:48 AM  
1 vote:
farm4.staticflickr.com

Cashews are like crack to me; I can eat a whole can, which isn't healthy.
2013-06-07 08:23:34 AM  
1 vote:
Is coconut a seed or nut?
 
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