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(Some Food Nut)   Fark Food Thread: Let's talk about the little things. Bake your own bread? Add to a salad? Make your own granola? What ways do you incorporate seeds and nuts into your cooking? Difficulty: not the seed from.. Oh, forget it. Jokes to the right:   (backwoodshome.com) divider line 227
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2013-06-07 09:04:27 AM  
Is the book club centered around Penthouse Letters?
 
2013-06-07 09:04:30 AM  
What is the nuttiest seed?
 
2013-06-07 09:04:31 AM  
It's like a Tim Gunn meet and greet at Wal-Mart.
 
2013-06-07 09:05:11 AM  

spcMike: Dressing:


DONT ENCOURAGE HIM
 
2013-06-07 09:05:22 AM  
AND CHATTOPADHYAY TAKES IT TO THE HOLE WITH "EUDAEMONIC!"

THE CROWD GOES WILD.
 
2013-06-07 09:05:33 AM  

ami5000: Is the book club centered around Penthouse Letters?


Now that's a book club I could get behind. For like five minutes then I need another 45 to cool down.
 
2013-06-07 09:06:15 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.


Just make your own.

Also, it impresses the hell out of the ladies.
 
2013-06-07 09:06:33 AM  

kwame: It's like a Tim Gunn meet and greet at Wal-Mart.


i291.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-07 09:06:38 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: ami5000: Is the book club centered around Penthouse Letters?

Now that's a book club I could get behind. For like five minutes then I need another 45 to cool down.


Ummmm.
 
2013-06-07 09:07:11 AM  

spcMike: Tat'dGreaser: Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.

Just make your own.

Also, it impresses the hell out of the ladies.


Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.
 
2013-06-07 09:08:21 AM  
A penthouse letters book club would pretty much be exactly like all the tit and dick showing goofballs on tinychat.
 
2013-06-07 09:08:34 AM  

ami5000: Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.


I bring my own hard taco shells to Chipotle, because those rubes don't sell a taco in a hard shell.  You know, the way they originally came.
 
2013-06-07 09:09:17 AM  

iamrex: Tat'dGreaser: ami5000: Is the book club centered around Penthouse Letters?

Now that's a book club I could get behind. For like five minutes then I need another 45 to cool down.

Ummmm.


Lulz

ami5000: Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.


I'm not sure I'd want to be around the person that attracts
 
2013-06-07 09:10:04 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: You know, the way they originally came.


If the lid on your salsa jar doesn't pop when you open it, you know it's not authentic.
 
2013-06-07 09:10:25 AM  
No dressing for me please, fast food worker. I brought my own. Yeah. It's sexy. I SAID NO F*CKING NUTS ON THE SALAD, WHORE. So you wanna go out some time? What? Ok I'll leave now.
 
2013-06-07 09:10:43 AM  

hillbillypharmacist: ami5000: Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.

I bring my own hard taco shells to Chipotle, because those rubes don't sell a taco in a hard shell.  You know, the way they originally came.


Yea, why can't they throw that shiat on a doritos shell the way God created it?
 
2013-06-07 09:11:20 AM  
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Is that...homemade dressing?
Would you like to come back to my place and see my waffle fries?
 
2013-06-07 09:11:44 AM  

ami5000: spcMike: Tat'dGreaser: Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.

Just make your own.

Also, it impresses the hell out of the ladies.

Nothing says impressive like bringing your own salad dressing to the mall Chick-Fil-A.


Look, he's not workig with much as it is.
 
2013-06-07 09:12:23 AM  
By the way, in case any liters missed it, iamrex loves smoking nuts.
 
2013-06-07 09:13:08 AM  

kwame: DGS: The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.

These are awesome.

[www.cvs.com image 169x224]


This is an example of a good point.... just about anything in a tin/aluminum can for too long doesn't taste as good as even sitting just as long in any other packaging.  Tuna is a really good one for this... those packets that have been available the past 5-10 years taste much better than tuna from a can.
 
2013-06-07 09:14:01 AM  

ami5000: No dressing for me please, fast food worker. I brought my own. Yeah. It's sexy. I SAID NO F*CKING NUTS ON THE SALAD, WHORE. So you wanna go out some time? What? Ok I'll leave now.


aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!
 
2013-06-07 09:14:23 AM  
I've been eating pistachios all morning.  Get jealous you petty biatches.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 09:15:18 AM  

dletter: kwame: DGS: The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.

These are awesome.

[www.cvs.com image 169x224]

This is an example of a good point.... just about anything in a tin/aluminum can for too long doesn't taste as good as even sitting just as long in any other packaging.  Tuna is a really good one for this... those packets that have been available the past 5-10 years taste much better than tuna from a can.


You know, that's a fair point indeed. I should give them another shot.
 
2013-06-07 09:15:37 AM  

kwame: Is that...homemade dressing?
Would you like to come back to my place and see my waffle fries chicken biscuit?

 
2013-06-07 09:16:19 AM  
The only acceptable breakfast foods are barbacoa or chorizo and egg.

None of that healthy crap.
 
2013-06-07 09:16:37 AM  

Shostie: ami5000: No dressing for me please, fast food worker. I brought my own. Yeah. It's sexy. I SAID NO F*CKING NUTS ON THE SALAD, WHORE. So you wanna go out some time? What? Ok I'll leave now.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!


Quick! TO THE CONSUMERIST!
 
2013-06-07 09:16:44 AM  
I've made sourdough starter with wild yeast and came out with a decent ciabatta.
 
2013-06-07 09:17:39 AM  

hillbillypharmacist:  chicken biscuit?


You know who makes a mean biscuit?  farking Hardees bro.  Some good ass biscuits.  See also: Bojangles.
 
2013-06-07 09:18:25 AM  
Bojangles has amazing biscuits.
 
2013-06-07 09:18:37 AM  
I don't really do 'little' when it comes to the kitchen. I always have to go overboard with waaay too much food.

Um, I do occasionally make braided egg bread. But that's about it in the bread department.
I'll add sesame seeds/oil or flak seeds for extra nutrition in some dishes.
Some dishes, especially ones with spinach I'll add a tiny bit of seaweed. Don't tell anyone though... no one's ever noticed and I don't want them to stop eating my spinach dishes; those are some of my favorites.
I always add a teaspoon of bacon grease to my green beans.

And I know 752398612r982689 ways to make potatoes.
 
2013-06-07 09:19:21 AM  

Farce-Side: You know who makes a mean biscuit? farking Hardees bro.


I worked a third shift job during the summer of my first year of college.  Every morning on my way home, I'd stop and get a Hardee's chicken biscuit.  God those were good.
 
2013-06-07 09:19:40 AM  

Theaetetus: I've made sourdough starter with wild yeast and came out with a decent ciabatta.


I keep wanting to do a sourdough starter, but I can't even keep my clean clothes off the floor.
 
2013-06-07 09:20:42 AM  

kwame: By the way, in case any liters missed it, iamrex loves smoking nuts.


My very own recipe:

2# raw nuts - I used almonds and hazelnuts.
1/2c whiskey
1/2c apple cider vinegar
1/4c honey

Mix together and let marinate for at least an hour. Then drain off excess liquid and spread nuts on paper towels to dry a bit

2tsp cayenne
1tsp paprika
1tsp powdered garlic
1tsp salt
1 egg white.

Beat all together until egg white is a a little frothy and add the nuts, making sure to coat them really well with the spices.

Spread on paper lined baking sheet and smoke over hickory at 220f for 1 hour.

You're welcome.
 
2013-06-07 09:21:19 AM  
However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing
 
2013-06-07 09:22:14 AM  

DGS: SomeOkieGirl: I'm going to give your recipe a shot. Mine tastes like it is missing something. It is always dry.

I hope it works out for you. If you go over the details on that recipe, I'd cut the oats down to 6 cups, or 7 if you leave out the oat bran. Personal preferences and all, of course. But the sheer volume of the dry components as is does leave this a little dry. I not only cut down to 7 cups of oats and left out the oat bran and sunflower seeds, I also slightly upped (approx. 25-33% extra) the volumes used to cook the mixture. It really made a huge difference. I didn't measure a damn thing, though.. and yes, I know that's not particularly helpful. Once you try this once I think you'll see little ways you can tweak it to make it your own. Good luck!


I'm the same way with bread.  I was asked for my recipe for spiced sweet potato bread and my reply was "recipe?"
 
2013-06-07 09:22:51 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


Also, be sure to inquire as to whose house it was made in.
 
2013-06-07 09:23:36 AM  

Farce-Side: You know who makes a mean biscuit? farking Hardees bro. Some good ass biscuits. See also: Bojangles.


Bojangles chicken biscuits are awesome.
 
2013-06-07 09:24:04 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


Sure. Home made by the finest Hispanic migrant labor force that Sysco can buy.
 
2013-06-07 09:24:46 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


I just sent an email to their home office that someone from GLAAD is coming their way for a salad and attached your picture.
 
2013-06-07 09:25:47 AM  

Shostie: Sure. Home made by the finest Hispanic migrant labor force that Sysco can buy.


kwame: I just sent an email to their home office that someone from GLAAD is coming their way for a salad and attached your picture.


Immigrant labor and homophobia! I'm loving it!
 
2013-06-07 09:27:55 AM  
I've eaten at Bojangles twice and was unimpressed by their biscuits.  They're just OK.
 
2013-06-07 09:29:28 AM  

kwame: I've eaten at Bojangles twice and was unimpressed by their biscuits.  They're just OK.


i291.photobucket.com
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 09:30:28 AM  

gamergirl23: DGS: SomeOkieGirl: I'm going to give your recipe a shot. Mine tastes like it is missing something. It is always dry.

I hope it works out for you. If you go over the details on that recipe, I'd cut the oats down to 6 cups, or 7 if you leave out the oat bran. Personal preferences and all, of course. But the sheer volume of the dry components as is does leave this a little dry. I not only cut down to 7 cups of oats and left out the oat bran and sunflower seeds, I also slightly upped (approx. 25-33% extra) the volumes used to cook the mixture. It really made a huge difference. I didn't measure a damn thing, though.. and yes, I know that's not particularly helpful. Once you try this once I think you'll see little ways you can tweak it to make it your own. Good luck!

I'm the same way with bread.  I was asked for my recipe for spiced sweet potato bread and my reply was "recipe?"


Well, nice I want the recipe!
 
2013-06-07 09:30:42 AM  

Tat'dGreaser: However this day ends, I'm going to get a salad from Chick-fil-a and asking if they have homemade dressing


You should ask them if they have homo made dressing.
 
2013-06-07 09:31:04 AM  
Hey it's basically a fast food place supported by unskilled and teen workers, so it's possible I just went at a bad time.
 
2013-06-07 09:31:32 AM  

monty666: You should ask them if they have homo made dressing.


Ohhhh nice!
 
2013-06-07 09:32:42 AM  

iamrex: You're welcome.


Go to Walgreen's.

Buy a bag of Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds.

Eat them while you use that hickory smoke for what God intended: animal flesh.

;)
 
2013-06-07 09:36:40 AM  

kwame: iamrex: You're welcome.

Go to Walgreen's.

Buy a bag of Blue Diamond Smokehouse almonds.

Eat them while you use that hickory smoke for what God intended: animal flesh.

;)


Silly kwame. The nuts went in after the brisket came out. You know, because I hate to waste a perfectly good fire.
 
2013-06-07 09:43:07 AM  
My big brother just got an expensive juicer from his son.  He told me he was going to juice everything from now on, but refused to call it a "Juice Tiger" no matter what I said.  Most disappointing.
 
2013-06-07 09:45:23 AM  

Shostie: spcMike: Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.

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That's different. Fruit salad implies fruit only.

Green salads, chicken salad, tuna salad.. keep your sweet fruit the hell out..
 
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