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2013-06-07 08:20:28 AM
Testicles.
 
2013-06-07 08:21:13 AM
Bollocks.
 
2013-06-07 08:21:27 AM
WITH LABIA
 
2013-06-07 08:23:34 AM
Is coconut a seed or nut?
 
2013-06-07 08:24:48 AM
farm4.staticflickr.com

Cashews are like crack to me; I can eat a whole can, which isn't healthy.
 
2013-06-07 08:28:16 AM
NOW WITH BALLS!!
 
2013-06-07 08:29:01 AM

iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?


It's a drupe.
 
2013-06-07 08:32:29 AM
I don't usually get into the seedy stuff until after dark.
 
2013-06-07 08:34:03 AM

Errk: iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?

It's a drupe.


You're a drupe.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 08:34:29 AM
I've taken a stab lately and started making my own granola. I love the stuff and found it just so expensive to get in a store over and over. This way I also get to incorporate the things I want instead of 'well, this is good enough'.

I built my recipe off of this, but found it had a bit too much oat and not enough of the sweet binding mixture, so a lot was left dry. YMMV.

This was my revision when I worked on it. Pecans, Walnuts, and Almonds are incorporated, along with golden raisins and cherry-infused cranberry (Craisins). Turned out to be quite a hit with wifey and coworkers. It didn't last long.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-07 08:42:50 AM
Your mom likes my nut butter.
 
2013-06-07 08:43:28 AM
Grab a ball of pizza dough, preferably from your local pizzeria. If you don't have a good one, or one that won't sell the dough, the ones at the grocery store will be OK, too.

Give a decently sized cutting board a dusting of flour, and knead the dough into a rectangle about the size of the cutting board. Drizzle it with a generous portion of olive oil. And then spice the hell out of it: oregano, salt, pepper, thyme, rosemary, cayenne, smoked paprika, garlic, and onion powder. (You can use actual pieces of garlic and onion, too)

Then fold the dough in on itself so it looks like the image below. Be sure to prevent the dough from tearing and that the seams are well kneaded so the form is relatively solid.

Throw that on the grill at medium to medium high for a little while (usually fifteen or so minutes, depending) Flip it very carefully so that it doesn't tear or get messed up.

Sometimes (I haven't figured out why it's not all the time) the dough will end up being kind of like a croissant in that it's layered and you can peel it apart.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-07 08:46:41 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-07 08:46:46 AM
Candied walnuts can really make a salad sublime.
 
2013-06-07 08:48:01 AM
Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.
 
2013-06-07 08:48:50 AM

DGS: I've taken a stab lately and started making my own granola. I love the stuff and found it just so expensive to get in a store over and over. This way I also get to incorporate the things I want instead of 'well, this is good enough'.

I built my recipe off of this, but found it had a bit too much oat and not enough of the sweet binding mixture, so a lot was left dry. YMMV.

This was my revision when I worked on it. Pecans, Walnuts, and Almonds are incorporated, along with golden raisins and cherry-infused cranberry (Craisins). Turned out to be quite a hit with wifey and coworkers. It didn't last long.


I'm going to give your recipe a shot. Mine tastes like it is missing something. It is always dry.
 
2013-06-07 08:49:34 AM
I need to start making sourdough again.
 
2013-06-07 08:51:09 AM

spcMike: Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.


You eat salads? F*cking homo.
 
2013-06-07 08:51:37 AM

spcMike: Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.


fun4friends.net
 
2013-06-07 08:52:32 AM
I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 08:52:41 AM

SomeOkieGirl: I'm going to give your recipe a shot. Mine tastes like it is missing something. It is always dry.


I hope it works out for you. If you go over the details on that recipe, I'd cut the oats down to 6 cups, or 7 if you leave out the oat bran. Personal preferences and all, of course. But the sheer volume of the dry components as is does leave this a little dry. I not only cut down to 7 cups of oats and left out the oat bran and sunflower seeds, I also slightly upped (approx. 25-33% extra) the volumes used to cook the mixture. It really made a huge difference. I didn't measure a damn thing, though.. and yes, I know that's not particularly helpful. Once you try this once I think you'll see little ways you can tweak it to make it your own. Good luck!
 
2013-06-07 08:52:44 AM

iamrex: Errk: iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?

It's a drupe.

You're a drupe.


It's an eminence front

It's a put on!
 
2013-06-07 08:53:13 AM

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.



iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.


iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.



iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.
 
2013-06-07 08:53:18 AM
lol smoked nuts.
 
2013-06-07 08:53:32 AM

Aarontology: Grab a ball of pizza dough, preferably from your local pizzeria. If you don't have a good one, or one that won't sell the dough, the ones at the grocery store will be OK, too.

Give a decently sized cutting board a dusting of flour, and knead the dough into a rectangle about the size of the cutting board. Drizzle it with a generous portion of olive oil. And then spice the hell out of it: oregano, salt, pepper, thyme, rosemary, cayenne, smoked paprika, garlic, and onion powder. (You can use actual pieces of garlic and onion, too)

Then fold the dough in on itself so it looks like the image below. Be sure to prevent the dough from tearing and that the seams are well kneaded so the form is relatively solid.

Throw that on the grill at medium to medium high for a little while (usually fifteen or so minutes, depending) Flip it very carefully so that it doesn't tear or get messed up.

Sometimes (I haven't figured out why it's not all the time) the dough will end up being kind of like a croissant in that it's layered and you can peel it apart.


[3.bp.blogspot.com image 356x237]


yum
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 08:53:40 AM

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.


What kind.. and mind sharing the process? The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.
 
2013-06-07 08:54:34 AM

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.


snert.
 
2013-06-07 08:54:36 AM

DGS: iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

What kind.. and mind sharing the process? The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.


Nuts don't belong in salads.
 
2013-06-07 08:54:38 AM

spcMike: Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.


Yea but what's a good dressing to go with it? Chick-fil-a added a new salad that's f*cking awesome and has strawberries but my usual spicy dressing doesn't mix too well
 
2013-06-07 08:55:13 AM

monty666: yum


It's delicious as a side when you're out grilling. Or anytime, really. the folding part is the hardest, just because the dough can tear so easily.
 
2013-06-07 08:55:25 AM

DGS: The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.


These are awesome.

www.cvs.com
 
2013-06-07 08:56:22 AM

Ceteris Paribus says: iamrex: Errk: iamrex: Is coconut a seed or nut?

It's a drupe.

You're a drupe.

It's an eminence front

It's a put on!


I don't get it :/
 
2013-06-07 08:56:29 AM

Tat'dGreaser: Chick-fil-a added a new salad that's f*cking awesome


You bought...a salad.  At Chick-Fil-A?
 
2013-06-07 08:56:33 AM
Smoked nuts is going green
 
2013-06-07 08:57:00 AM

skybreaker: iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.

iamrex: I smoked nuts last weekend. They were so yummy.


You wish you had some of my nuts. Don't deny it.
 
2013-06-07 08:57:18 AM

kwame: You bought...a salad.  At Chick-Fil-A?


Dude I like some chicken in my salad. They make good chicken. You can judge me all you want, Nutella eating b*tch.

BOOM WHITE BOY
 
2013-06-07 08:58:31 AM
BOOM WHITE BOY.
 
2013-06-07 08:58:50 AM
BOOM
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-06-07 09:00:13 AM

kwame: DGS: The times I've bought canned smoked almonds I've been disappointed, so I don't bother with that anymore.

These are awesome.

[www.cvs.com image 169x224]


That was exactly the brand, though it was a smaller volume in a can. At first I was like 'these are great!' and then it just started to taste funky to me. They weren't expired or anything. I don't know what it was, outside of a bit of a downer. So making my own smoked almonds would be awesome. Recommended recipes are generally preferred, so I figured I'd ask. :D
 
2013-06-07 09:00:35 AM

iamrex: BOOM WHITE BOY.


ahem, ahem.
 
2013-06-07 09:00:51 AM
Put some stank on it, white boy.
 
2013-06-07 09:01:17 AM
Can't a man enjoy some chicken nugs in his tasty green salad without someone getting all up in his business? DAMN.
 
2013-06-07 09:01:27 AM

Tat'dGreaser: You can judge me all you want, Nutella eating b*tch.


Today is Free Donut Day at Krispy Kreme.  Maybe they'll swap out the free donut for a whole wheat bagel if you ask real nice.
 
2013-06-07 09:01:47 AM

Tat'dGreaser: spcMike: Also, CatherineM is wrong when she says strawberries don't go in salads.

Yea but what's a good dressing to go with it? Chick-fil-a added a new salad that's f*cking awesome and has strawberries but my usual spicy dressing doesn't mix too well


Dressing:
2 oz balsamic vinegar
2 teaspoons spicy brown mustard
2 cloves garlic, mashed
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
3/4 cup olive oil.
 
2013-06-07 09:02:27 AM

ami5000: Can't a man enjoy some chicken nugs in his tasty green salad without someone getting all up in his business? DAMN.


IT'S LIKE GOING TO A SPORTS BAR TO WATCH THE SPELLING BEE.
 
2013-06-07 09:02:51 AM

kwame: IT'S LIKE GOING TO A SPORTS BAR TO WATCH THE SPELLING BEE.


IT'S ON ESPN MOTHER F*CKER
 
2013-06-07 09:03:15 AM

ami5000: Can't a man enjoy some chicken nugs in his tasty green salad without someone getting all up in his business? DAMN.


Sh*t son. For real

kwame: Today is Free Donut Day at Krispy Kreme.  Maybe they'll swap out the free donut for a whole wheat bagel if you ask real nice.


Never been a big donut fan. I'm going to make a horrible cop

spcMike: Dressing:
2 oz balsamic vinegar
2 teaspoons spicy brown mustard
2 cloves garlic, mashed
1/4 teaspoon kosher salt
3/4 cup olive oil.


Motherf*cker can I get that in a drive thru? Sh*t son.
 
2013-06-07 09:03:29 AM

kwame: ami5000: Can't a man enjoy some chicken nugs in his tasty green salad without someone getting all up in his business? DAMN.

IT'S LIKE GOING TO A SPORTS BAR TO WATCH THE SPELLING BEE.


This analogy is so tortured there's gonna be a congressional investigation.
 
2013-06-07 09:03:47 AM
It's like hosting a book club at Hooters.
 
2013-06-07 09:03:53 AM
media.naplesnews.com
 
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