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(Conservation Magazine)   What should zoos look like in the future? Well, the article completely misses the mini giraffe exhibit, and the triceratops environment   (conservationmagazine.org) divider line 20
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2013-06-07 08:53:18 AM  
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2013-06-07 08:59:53 AM  
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2013-06-07 09:15:20 AM  
I thought the Triceratops all got thrown off of the ark for teh ghey?
 
2013-06-07 10:01:24 AM  
What about the fantastapotamus?
 
2013-06-07 10:58:57 AM  
And the tiny GM elephants.

You can just pop em in your mouth and eat em like kabobs!
 
2013-06-07 11:04:56 AM  
I love those Twilight Zone, et. al. stories that portray humans being kept as zoo animals as a Huge Shocking Twist and a Fate Almost As Bad As Death.

But given how many attention whores want to be on reality TV show, if aliens landed and said "who wants to be in our zoo?" they'd be stampeded by hopefuls.
 
2013-06-07 11:05:33 AM  

ArkAngel: What about the fantastapotamus?



She only sings once a day.
 
2013-06-07 11:15:01 AM  
The article is as long as a book!!
 
2013-06-07 11:24:58 AM  
That's cause some rich d-bag is hording all the mini giraffes.

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2013-06-07 11:37:02 AM  

PsyLord: That's cause some rich d-bag is hording all the mini giraffes.

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I am epic win

But I also likes savings the money
 
2013-06-07 11:42:06 AM  

SpdrJay: And the tiny GM elephants.

You can just pop em in your mouth and eat em like kabobs!


Mimmoth kabobs!
 
2013-06-07 11:43:31 AM  

ArkAngel: What about the fantastapotamus?


That's only for rich and famous people. You'll be lucky if they let you see the unicorn.
 
2013-06-07 11:46:00 AM  

HailRobonia: I love those Twilight Zone, et. al. stories that portray humans being kept as zoo animals as a Huge Shocking Twist and a Fate Almost As Bad As Death.


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2013-06-07 11:46:48 AM  
Free range Tigers?
 
2013-06-07 11:47:06 AM  
Chlorine-resistant teacup dolphins the size of kittens you can keep in your pool.  Ottoman-sized guard tarantulas that scare the crap out of burglars.  Tree lobsters.  Pigs that are 80% bacon and ham.  Ruminants that lactate beer - give 'em lots of hops and out comes an IPA.
 
2013-06-07 11:48:59 AM  

HailRobonia: But given how many attention whores want to be on reality TV show, if aliens landed and said "who wants to be in our zoo?" they'd be stampeded by hopefuls.


You were right! People  are alike.... people are alike everywhere!"
 
2013-06-07 11:54:48 AM  

PsyLord: That's cause some rich d-bag is hording all the mini giraffes.

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They're Petite Lap Giraffes!  Get it straight, Pleb.

You don't pay almost a quarter mil for someone to call them mini giraffes.
 
2013-06-07 11:59:26 AM  

Aquapope: Ottoman-sized guard tarantulas


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Aquapope: Tree lobsters.


www.cryptomundo.com
 
2013-06-07 12:28:04 PM  

WeenerGord: Aquapope: Tree lobsters.

www.cryptomundo.com

Whoa, my cat would lose her little kitty mind if she ever saw one of those.
 
2013-06-07 06:26:41 PM  
PsyLord: That's cause some rich d-bag is hording all the mini giraffes.

[i.ytimg.com image 258x193]


Perhaps if you sucked up to St. Vlad instead of calling him a D bag he'd let you have one.
 
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