ArkAngel: What about the fantastapotamus?
PsyLord: That's cause some rich d-bag is hording all the mini giraffes.[i.ytimg.com image 258x193]
SpdrJay: And the tiny GM elephants.You can just pop em in your mouth and eat em like kabobs!
HailRobonia: I love those Twilight Zone, et. al. stories that portray humans being kept as zoo animals as a Huge Shocking Twist and a Fate Almost As Bad As Death.
HailRobonia: But given how many attention whores want to be on reality TV show, if aliens landed and said "who wants to be in our zoo?" they'd be stampeded by hopefuls.
Aquapope: Ottoman-sized guard tarantulas
Aquapope: Tree lobsters.
WeenerGord: Aquapope: Tree lobsters.
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