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2013-06-07 10:41:10 AM  
I can think of another "un" word for him. It starts with a "c" and ends in  a "t".
 
2013-06-07 10:47:04 AM  
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2013-06-07 10:49:15 AM  

Witty_Retort: DO
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Jesus, when did Politico become a sister site to Freepland?
 
2013-06-07 10:50:14 AM  
I smell jealousy by some.

pmsnbc, abc, cbs, cnn, it was supposed to be us that people watched and we could lie better than anybody and now its over.

let the smear start
 
2013-06-07 10:51:18 AM  
"In fact, I had no idea we have a supply closet."


Yeah, way to start out with a lie.
 
2013-06-07 11:07:11 AM  

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Heh, read a few screens of them.


data-action="profile" data-user="31088964">John (magnum)Leftist loons are pathological liars as proven daily from the top of the dumpster "The Messiah" KING OBONGO to the bottom of the dumpster !!


That one HAS to be a farker trolling.
 
2013-06-07 11:10:54 AM  
I actually find it a little reassuring that Fox's nuttery can be attributed mostly to a single paranoid billionaire pulling the levers behind the scenes.

Imagine if it were nothing more than industry response to demand in the market.
 
2013-06-07 11:19:01 AM  
I once heard that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour lest the jowls become angry.

Can anyone confirm that?
 
2013-06-07 11:21:23 AM  
Ailes: "He claims I once worked out of a supply closet because I was convinced the building was bugged. It's completely false and silly. In fact, I had no idea we have a supply closet."


Really? you have no idea a supply closet exists in the news corp building? reads like the lady doth protest too much.
 
2013-06-07 11:21:55 AM  
i do wish Air America had made it, if only for the slogan, "good for what Ailes ya'"
 
2013-06-07 11:23:23 AM  

DeArmondVI: I once heard that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour lest the jowls become angry.

Can anyone confirm that?


Some are saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour. Why does he do this? We'll be back for more on this startling exposé soon.
 
2013-06-07 11:27:12 AM  
yeah because if anyone's credibility is above reproach it's Fox News' chief Roger Ailes.

truth be known he probably has a safe room built in his office or a personal elevator to an escape tunnel.
 
2013-06-07 11:27:37 AM  
Alter claims the monitor shoots the hall outside my office to see if terrorists are coming to kill me. No such monitor exists and no such fear exists.

Yes, I can see why he has no fear of terrorists. Why would any terrorist attack the institution that enables them and supports the political party that doesn't fight them but uses them for domestic political purposes?
 
2013-06-07 11:31:44 AM  

qorkfiend: DeArmondVI: I once heard that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour lest the jowls become angry.

Can anyone confirm that?

Some are saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour. Why does he do this? We'll be back for more on this startling exposé soon.


We're back. We've been receiving disturbing reports from multiple sources saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of blackened skulls. Some people are saying that he directs his soulless minions from there. We reached out to the Ailes organization but they did not get back to us to confirm this.

So let me turn it over to our panel: If this is true, and I'm not saying it is, but some people say that he requires three blood sacrifices per day to keep his power? How is this bad for Obama in his seeking to destroy the economy and comma America??
 
2013-06-07 11:38:22 AM  

varmitydog: Alter claims the monitor shoots the hall outside my office to see if terrorists are coming to kill me. No such monitor exists and no such fear exists.

Yes, I can see why he has no fear of terrorists. Why would any terrorist attack the institution that enables them and supports the political party that doesn't fight them but uses them for domestic political purposes?


exactly ,they are the terrorists' megaphone
 
2013-06-07 11:43:25 AM  
Roger Ailes learned everything he knows from the Nixon White House.

That explains everything.
 
2013-06-07 11:56:28 AM  
FACT: Roger Ailes has a private bathroom with no exhaust fan or window. It only vents to his office. He does because he feels that his "essence makes visitors to the office smarter."
 
2013-06-07 12:04:51 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Roger Ailes learned everything he knows from the Nixon White House.

That explains everything.


Not really. He taught them everything he knew. Out Foxed (iirc) told the story of how Ailes went to Nixon after Kennedy beat him to do a polish and make him more photogenic and easier for the news to understand for the next election. Ailes came up with the idea to send local stations pre-produced segments on how awesome Nixon was as well as the repeat a lie til it is accepted routine.

I think it was 3 weeks after Ailes left Nixon that Watergate happened. Supposedly, a Nixon guy came up with the idea but Ailes kept stopping it. So after he left, buggy bug bugs for everyone!!!
 
2013-06-07 12:06:29 PM  

Witty_Retort: qorkfiend: DeArmondVI: I once heard that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour lest the jowls become angry.

Can anyone confirm that?

Some are saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour. Why does he do this? We'll be back for more on this startling exposé soon.

We're back. We've been receiving disturbing reports from multiple sources saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of blackened skulls. Some people are saying that he directs his soulless minions from there. We reached out to the Ailes organization but they did not get back to us to confirm this.

So let me turn it over to our panel: If this is true, and I'm not saying it is, but some people say that he requires three blood sacrifices per day to keep his power? How is this bad for Obama in his seeking to destroy the economy and comma America??


This just in: a leading panel of experts recently examined the tough questions regarding Roger Ailes' skull throne and lust for the blood of freshly butchered virgins. Could this be the tipping point in this story? Could there be more going on behind the scenes? We urge viewers to reach out to us regarding their comments on this developing scandal.
 
2013-06-07 12:18:19 PM  

theorellior: Witty_Retort: qorkfiend: DeArmondVI: I once heard that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour lest the jowls become angry.

Can anyone confirm that?

Some are saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of skulls, demanding three blood sacrifices an hour. Why does he do this? We'll be back for more on this startling exposé soon.

We're back. We've been receiving disturbing reports from multiple sources saying that Roger Ailes sits in his office on a throne of blackened skulls. Some people are saying that he directs his soulless minions from there. We reached out to the Ailes organization but they did not get back to us to confirm this.

So let me turn it over to our panel: If this is true, and I'm not saying it is, but some people say that he requires three blood sacrifices per day to keep his power? How is this bad for Obama in his seeking to destroy the economy and comma America??

This just in: a leading panel of experts recently examined the tough questions regarding Roger Ailes' skull throne and lust for the blood of freshly butchered virgins. Could this be the tipping point in this story? Could there be more going on behind the scenes? We urge viewers to reach out to us regarding their comments on this developing scandal.


Some people are asking if Glenn Beck was working directly for Roger Ailes  when he allegedly raped and murdered that girl in 1990. Was it just a simple, all-American blood sacrifice that got out of hand, or was there something more sinister behind it? Does her skull now sit prominently on the top of the dark throne of Alies? We will discuss this after these messages from gold sellers who have been indited on various banking crimes.
 
2013-06-07 12:27:10 PM  
Ailes: "He claims I once worked out of a supply closet because I was convinced the building was bugged. It's completely false and silly. In fact, I had no idea we have a supply closet."

Seems legit.
 
2013-06-07 12:50:06 PM  

coeyagi: Witty_Retort: DO
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Jesus, when did Politico become a sister site to Freepland?


I find most news sites are like this.  They feel like they're "neutralizing" the libby mclibberson bias of the article.  And by "liberal bias", I mean anything that isn't a full on shrieking mental breakdown directed at Obama.  They're a busy bunch.
 
2013-06-07 12:58:22 PM  
FACT: Once as a young adult, Roger Ailes was consuming his usual evening meal of baby seal steak, California Condor breast filets and a Martini made from orphan tears. A short while later, he felt a tremendous pain in his gut and rushed to the bathroom. The result of Mr Ailes' trip to the restroom would not flush. To avoid embarassment he wrapped it up and took it home. This... thing turned out to not only have a pulse, but displayed signs of sentience. Roger decided to raise it as a son. Today this man is fully grown and goes by the name Karl Rove.

/study it out
 
2013-06-07 01:51:14 PM  

cheyanne9: I smell jealousy by some.

pmsnbc, abc, cbs, cnn, it was supposed to be us that people watched and we could lie better than anybody and now its over.

let the smear start


How hard is it to smear a guy who got his START in Journalism working for the 70's equivalent of the Koch Brothers on a project explicitly designed to sneak propaganda pieces disguised as news stories into local newcasts?  And one who has had Bullet-porrof glass installed in his HQ building and maintains an extensive private security force out of fears he'll be attacked by "militant gays"?
 
2013-06-07 05:36:28 PM  
"He says I tried to bombproof the office by ordering bombproof glass because I thought that homosexuals might shoot at me. First of all, Alter must be homophobic to even think like that."

I'm the real bigot for pointing out your bigotry.

"If a bomb goes off the whole damn building goes down, it doesn't matter what glass you have."

Right, just like all those buildings that collapsed in Boston.

"I'm not sure what a Muslim-looking janitor would look like, "

Shocking that you're so insulated that you don't even know what a real Muslim looks like.

"He says I think people criticize me because of my weight. I joke about my weight frequently but don't think the weight has anything to do with psychotic left-wingers hating me."

Yes, who could have anything to say about your flapping, wing-like jowls?

Anyway, you're right.  That's not at all why we hate you.

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2013-06-07 05:36:38 PM  
Ailes is CEO of Fox News, which kills his personal credibility.
 
2013-06-07 05:41:48 PM  

coeyagi: Witty_Retort: DO
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Jesus, when did Politico become a sister site to Freepland?


IIRC, Politico was started by members of the Reagan administration.  The staff is not full-on pants-shiattingly derpy like Breitbart or American Stinker, but they definitely lean right, hence it's a perfect mating ground for the mouth-breathing horde.
 
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