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(Patch)   Auto mechanic arrested for car jacking   (salem-nh.patch.com) divider line 29
    More: Dumbass, carjacking, mechanic, Hyundai Sonata, Boston Police, technicians, Hooksett  
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3407 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Jun 2013 at 9:41 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-07 09:23:50 AM  
Pick a car with tinted windows, dude.
 
2013-06-07 09:44:06 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-07 09:47:38 AM  
I always wondered if mechanics get overwhelmed from being around all that automotive porn.  I am sure he has seen many a fine chassis in his days.  He might've been Focusing on the super blowers he was just working on while he gently played with the knobs.

/Bender knows what I mean
 
2013-06-07 09:53:45 AM  
OMG...  I think that might be the wordplay headline of the year.

+1 for subby!
 
2013-06-07 09:55:24 AM  
That gives a whole new meaning to "lube job"
 
2013-06-07 10:00:04 AM  
This started playing on the radio and he just couldn't resist....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHmqeux5lr8
 
2013-06-07 10:00:34 AM  
I'm sure I saw a movie about this in the 80's but the mechanics were female
 
2013-06-07 10:00:43 AM  
i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-06-07 10:04:34 AM  
images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-06-07 10:05:24 AM  
thumbs4.ebaystatic.com
 
2013-06-07 10:06:01 AM  
i16.photobucket.com
/link... hot it is
 
2013-06-07 10:12:38 AM  
dl.dropboxusercontent.com
 
2013-06-07 10:14:14 AM  
+1 subby! Clever and subtle.
 
2013-06-07 10:15:33 AM  

skozlaw: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 728x548]


Well done.
 
2013-06-07 10:29:42 AM  
I'm not sure what it means that I knew exactly what this would be about by the headline, yet have not heard the story. Fark has ruined me.
 
2013-06-07 10:35:54 AM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

/ although I guess he didn't technically steal the car so much as the car stole him
 
2013-06-07 10:38:27 AM  
*reads headline*

"Great, some cop must have gotten hyper when a mechanic took a car for a test drive..."

*reads article*

"Ohhhh.  Ewwww."
 
US1
2013-06-07 10:39:24 AM  
u win the interets subby
 
2013-06-07 10:43:26 AM  
hope he used some of those paper mats.

All over the car.
 
2013-06-07 10:48:38 AM  
Hey... at least he did it on his own time!
 
2013-06-07 11:02:40 AM  
o2.aolcdn.com

What the scratch?  This guy probably gets so much tail thrown at him he could have his pick and he goes and does something like this?  There ain't no explaining things sometimes.
 
2013-06-07 11:13:45 AM  
At least he stayed away from the tailpipe.
 
zez
2013-06-07 11:29:05 AM  
Finally a car jacker that knows how to operate a stick
 
2013-06-07 11:40:32 AM  

skozlaw: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 728x548]


"...like stink on a monkey!"
 
2013-06-07 12:51:58 PM  

durbnpoisn: OMG...  I think that might be the wordplay headline of the year.

+1 for subby!


I don't know that I would go that far but it is a decent one. Good job subby.
 
2013-06-07 01:25:34 PM  
When you got a have a go, you got to have a go.
 
2013-06-07 01:31:47 PM  

skozlaw: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 728x548]


Thank you, I'm sated now.
 
2013-06-07 04:53:09 PM  
Did that guy try to commit suicide by swallowing a softball?  Because I think that it's still in there.
 
2013-06-07 06:47:39 PM  
cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

Approves.
 
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