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(Eater)   Paula Deen launches her own line of butter, says to be successful there's little margarine for error   (eater.com) divider line 32
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2013-06-07 06:52:38 AM
What's the slogan "so good you'll eat enough until you get diabetes too"?
 
2013-06-07 07:31:25 AM
I wish someone would throw a frozen turkey and hit Paula Dean the face with it.
 
2013-06-07 07:49:31 AM
FTFY:
 Garden Herb Butter ("The herbs just explode in my mouth.")

I've got some man butter that will explode in your mouth, Paula.
 
2013-06-07 08:10:57 AM
I read People when it's in a waiting room and they had a big article on her family and the struggle with weight loss and I couldn't help but think that Western Civilization deserves to be destroyed.
 
2013-06-07 08:27:10 AM
I love butter, I just find her insufferable.
 
2013-06-07 08:28:38 AM
It's amazing how many new products she churns out every year.
 
2013-06-07 08:32:54 AM

dittybopper: FTFY:
 Garden Herb Butter ("The herbs just explode in my mouth.")

I've got some man butter that will explode in your mouth, Paula.


She only takes it from guys named herb
 
2013-06-07 08:33:50 AM
Paula Deen `butter'? Harvested from Paula Deen herself? GROSS!
 
2013-06-07 08:36:13 AM

dittybopper: FTFY:
 Garden Herb Butter ("The herbs just explode in my mouth.")

I've got some man butter that will explode in your mouth, Paula.


Well we know who's been ordering the granny porn.
 
2013-06-07 08:38:34 AM
Yeah, she makes me want to consume more fat.

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2013-06-07 08:41:55 AM
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2013-06-07 09:30:25 AM
OLEOL!
 
2013-06-07 09:38:28 AM
I really don't care about Paula Deen. She's fat and stupid and dangerous.... but it's not like her recipes aren't PAINFULLY OBVIOUSLY UNHEALTHY.

I really see little difference between her and people who run a McDonald's franchise. If you're so stupid you don't realize you can't eat her garbage but occasionally then no amount of education is going to fix your ignorance anyway and you're doomed to arteriosclerosis and diabetes regardless.
 
2013-06-07 09:38:40 AM

oldfarthenry: Paula Deen `butter'? Harvested from Paula Deen herself? GROSS!


She spreads as easy as the cheese she smells like.

/I'm sorry
 
2013-06-07 09:42:07 AM
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2013-06-07 09:45:58 AM

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So, Katy Perry is actually Paula Deen from the past, sent into the future to kill her older self?
 
2013-06-07 10:00:59 AM
Butter. From Paula Deen.

Is it soaked in whisky and called 'breakfast', like at her house?
 
2013-06-07 10:05:20 AM

Burr: robertus: [1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com image 600x600]

So, Katy Perry is actually Paula Deen from the past, sent into the future to kill her older self?


I don't want to give Michael Bay any ideas.
 
2013-06-07 10:14:50 AM
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2013-06-07 10:19:10 AM

skozlaw: I really see little difference between her and people who run a McDonald's franchise. If you're so stupid you don't realize you can't eat her garbage but occasionally then no amount of education is going to fix your ignorance anyway and you're doomed to arteriosclerosis and diabetes regardless.


McDonalds serves both healthy and not so healthy food items - just like any other restaurant.  But Deen is clearly a hypocrite and a bigot (her gay son's pictures with his partner are blurred during her tv shows).   She deserves to fade in mediocrity.

/grabbing a smoothie at McDonalds in a few
//did you know they also serve salads?  or does that mess with your over emotional unhinged rage against the place?
 
2013-06-07 10:26:41 AM

gingerjet: or does that mess with your over emotional unhinged rage against the place


I'll just ignore the fact that you're a stammering retard and go back to finishing off my large coffee from McDonald's instead.
 
hej
2013-06-07 10:39:19 AM
Are they going to manufacture it by squeezing Paula Deen?
 
2013-06-07 10:59:10 AM
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"I've been waiting for you, native one. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the churner. Now I am the master."
 
2013-06-07 11:11:14 AM

gingerjet: skozlaw: I really see little difference between her and people who run a McDonald's franchise. If you're so stupid you don't realize you can't eat her garbage but occasionally then no amount of education is going to fix your ignorance anyway and you're doomed to arteriosclerosis and diabetes regardless.

McDonalds serves both healthy and not so healthy food items - just like any other restaurant.  But Deen is clearly a hypocrite and a bigot (her gay son's pictures with his partner are blurred during her tv shows).   She deserves to fade in mediocrity.

/grabbing a smoothie at McDonalds in a few
//did you know they also serve salads?  or does that mess with your over emotional unhinged rage against the place?


Apparently coffee is OK again. That's the one an only they serve.
 
2013-06-07 11:22:42 AM
So she pumps up butter on her show, then dumbs the commodity on the open market.

I would like to hear what the SEC has to say about this.
 
2013-06-07 11:23:18 AM
dumbs = dumps
 
2013-06-07 12:23:09 PM
Will you put this on food or just rub it directly into your chest?
 
2013-06-07 12:46:30 PM
Anyone dumb enough to buy butter whipped with air and artificial flavorings folded in to double the price deserves to die from diabeetus. Those are "compound butters" like Hershey's crap is "premium chocolate."

You like compound butters? Make them at home. It's easy as hell, you control what goes into them, and you wont send pointless money to Paula friggin' Deen to enjoy a nice bit of garlic or dill butter.
 
2013-06-07 12:48:20 PM
Actually I think you're supposed to rub it directly on your tongue.
 
2013-06-07 01:39:14 PM
My ex-MIL and her best friend went to Savannah, GA for the 'Paula Deen Tour' experience. They kept raving about how much fun it was and how lovely the food was. I don't remember if they actually met Paula Deen.

What amused me is my ex-MIL was very concerned about dieting and losing weight ... and yet saw no problem in serving a Deen-approved meal.
 
2013-06-07 01:56:53 PM
I wonder if her butter can also be a self tanning lotion?
 
2013-06-07 10:23:39 PM

WTF Indeed: It's amazing how many new products she churns out every year.


You ain't seen NOTHING yet!
 
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