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(Daily Mail)   Kate Upton does her best Michelle Jenneke impression   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 75
    More: Obvious, Kate Upton, The Other Woman, harlem shake, House of Pain, Nicki Minaj, other woman, Cameron Diaz  
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2013-06-07 11:04:49 AM  
So close, and yet so very far.
 
2013-06-07 11:13:23 AM  
Vapid, fake, butterface, shar... yeah I can't say that with a straight face. You'll get a click out of me everytime one of these goes green because I'd hit it until I ran out of popsicle sticks and duct tape... most depressing 30 seconds of her life... someone becomes King Arthur... pick your meme. Do Want.
 
2013-06-07 11:30:23 AM  
I'd rather see Michelle Jenneke doing a Kate Upton impression.
 
2013-06-07 11:32:30 AM  

MichiganFTL: Vapid, fake, butterface, shar... yeah I can't say that with a straight face. You'll get a click out of me everytime one of these goes green because I'd hit it until I ran out of popsicle sticks and duct tape... most depressing 30 seconds of her life... someone becomes King Arthur... pick your meme. Do Want.


My favorite?

I would disappoint that so hard that the mere thought of being touched again in a sexual manner would leave her nauseous.
 
2013-06-07 11:34:03 AM  
www.davidbordwell.net
 
2013-06-07 12:04:49 PM  
Yo, this is dedicated to jump.
 
2013-06-07 12:53:13 PM  
if that's a "best impression" I'd hate to see a worst one.
 
2013-06-07 01:07:01 PM  
i1247.photobucket.com

Kate who?

/Michelle Jenneke = YES PLEASE!
 
2013-06-07 01:07:06 PM  
I prefer Michelle.

for your viewing pleasure:
img827.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-07 01:07:08 PM  
Sad reality: that's gonna be a biiiiiiiiiig girl sooner than later.
Happy reality: Ain't nothing wrong with it now.
 
2013-06-07 01:08:18 PM  
Not as titillating as I had hoped.
 
2013-06-07 01:08:27 PM  
Jenneke is hotter. By a lot. And that's not to say that Upton is some slouch.
 
2013-06-07 01:11:39 PM  
RELEASE THE GIFS!
 
2013-06-07 01:13:26 PM  
I'm into goth girls and not into blondes with big tits but I'm not made of stone. Damn.
 
2013-06-07 01:20:56 PM  
The Touch Kate Hudson's Hair For Charity fundraiser was wildly successful.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-07 01:21:57 PM  

The Great EZE: Sad reality: that's gonna be a biiiiiiiiiig girl sooner than later.
Happy reality: Ain't nothing wrong with it now.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-07 01:23:29 PM  
I am gravely disappointed.  again you must unleash the gifs of war.
 
2013-06-07 01:31:09 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

what's with the 80's glam metal hairstyles?
 
2013-06-07 01:31:20 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Kate who?

/Michelle Jenneke = YES PLEASE!


Mother of God...
 
2013-06-07 01:34:26 PM  
She's a cute gal.  She looks fun to hang out with.
 
2013-06-07 01:43:30 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The Touch Kate Hudson's Hair For Charity fundraiser was wildly successful.

[i.imgur.com image 640x640]


looks more like Kate Upton to me. Hudson's a coont.
 
2013-06-07 01:45:18 PM  

stellarossa: Wellon Dowd: The Touch Kate Hudson's Hair For Charity fundraiser was wildly successful.

[i.imgur.com image 640x640]

looks more like Kate Upton to me. Hudson's a coont.


Oops! I was distract by Upton's wonderful hair.
 
2013-06-07 01:48:15 PM  
Headline FTA:  "Kate Upton risks disaster with her ample cleavage...."

Per Websters - Disaster:a sudden calamitous event bringing great damage, loss, or destruction

I know the Daily Fail has had a lot of issues, but they really couldn't spring for a copy of a dictionary?
 
2013-06-07 01:59:29 PM  
 
2013-06-07 02:08:25 PM  
**masturbates penis until ejaculation**
 
2013-06-07 02:09:39 PM  
Let's not argue and bicker about 'oo's hotter than 'oo. This is supposed to be a 'appy occasion.

/Seriously fark. We are all winners here.
 
2013-06-07 02:10:55 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Kate who?

/Michelle Jenneke = YES PLEASE!


Ye Gods! If that girl had Kate Upton's natural tits (please no bolt ons) she'd have to get a restraining order on me! Much nicer legs and booty than Upton.
 
2013-06-07 02:13:05 PM  
Next headline: Upton gets two black eyes filming her new movie
 
2013-06-07 02:13:50 PM  

TheLopper: /Seriously fark. We are all winners here.


We are, aren't we. Let's celebrate with some take out!


i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-07 02:17:47 PM  
I never found Kate Upton THAT smokin' hot, she's a very beautiful woman -- but I could probably make a list of about 25 celebrities I'd rather bang first than her.

*also agree on her having that type of body that will be a fatty down the road -- but hey, looks aren't forever and some people just get big!
 
2013-06-07 02:18:22 PM  
She's not the hottest model out there. I think we can all agree on that. But if you'd claim you wouldn't hit that given the chance, you are perjuring yourself.
 
2013-06-07 02:18:48 PM  
You know how I know I'm old?

I said this after watching "This is 40" (LOVED it) and I'll say it again:

Given the choice of Leslie Mann or Kate Upton (or Megan Fox from the movie) I would choose Leslie Mann.
 
2013-06-07 02:19:34 PM  
NO ASS

NO THANK YOU
 
2013-06-07 02:24:38 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: Kate who?

/Michelle Jenneke = YES PLEASE!


i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-07 02:38:44 PM  
I clicked so fast I set my mouse on fire
 
2013-06-07 02:39:21 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: I think we can all agree on that


It doesn't matter what you said before this - this is Fark, so you're crazy if you think we can all agree on anything.
 
2013-06-07 02:40:18 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I prefer Michelle.

for your viewing pleasure:


Far be it from me to complain about *anything* you post, but I must ask if you meant to post a picture that is neither Kate Upton nor Michelle Jenneke? It's still mesmerizing, btw.

And now, here's one of my favorite vids featuring Michelle (sorry no linky - posting from my phone):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_9J2o Jjjd4
 
2013-06-07 02:41:33 PM  
She loves to flaunt them boobies.

/imokaywiththat.jpg
 
2013-06-07 03:10:25 PM  
damn
 
2013-06-07 03:13:12 PM  

willfullyobscure: NO ASS

NO THANK YOU


I've been saying it for ages.  Pretty face and wonderful tits, but everything else is a complete rectangle.
 
2013-06-07 03:15:00 PM  

willfullyobscure: NO ASS

NO THANK YOU


She's still young, give her some time.  There's still hope.
 
2013-06-07 03:18:02 PM  
what a fatass
 
2013-06-07 03:23:46 PM  
I have a co-worker who looks just like Michelle Jenneke except she's half black/white so she's a bit more mocha colored. Which is nice.


/CSB
 
2013-06-07 03:27:48 PM  

bulok: I have a co-worker who looks just like Michelle Jenneke except she's half black/white so she's a bit more mocha colored. Which is nice.


/CSB


Does she have the same thick legs? If so where do you work and do you know where she lives?


/there, that doesn't come off at all creepy or stalkerish.
 
2013-06-07 03:30:37 PM  

willfullyobscure: NO ASS

NO THANK YOU


It's ok, it wasnt going to be offered to you ever.  Not ever.
 
2013-06-07 03:42:48 PM  

jdjoker: Far be it from me to complain about *anything* you post, but I must ask if you meant to post a picture that is neither Kate Upton nor Michelle Jenneke?


yes.


Track star that has the same features I appreciate in Michelle.

Trying to get a fit girl thread rolling. Just got busy and couldn't get the ball rolling.
 
2013-06-07 03:45:19 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 600x450]

Kate who?

/Michelle Jenneke = YES PLEASE!


1-media-cdn.foolz.us
 
2013-06-07 03:53:03 PM  

buntz: You know how I know I'm old?

I said this after watching "This is 40" (LOVED it) and I'll say it again:

Given the choice of Leslie Mann or Kate Upton (or Megan Fox from the movie) I would choose Leslie Mann.


thumbs.anyclip.com

I would love to tap that ass. I would tear that ass up.
 
2013-06-07 04:13:00 PM  
Looks like she's having a whale of a time.
 
2013-06-07 04:25:34 PM  

stellarossa: Wellon Dowd: The Touch Kate Hudson's Hair For Charity fundraiser was wildly successful.

[i.imgur.com image 640x640]

looks more like Kate Upton to me. Hudson's a coont.


Whattt?  The event is called "Kate Hudson's Hair for Charity".  That pic is Kate Upton.
 
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