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(Daily Mail)   You discover your white trash boyfriend is sending flirtatious texts to another girl. Do you: C) invite her over so your 450-lb father can sit on her while you try to cut off her fingers with pruning shears?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 141
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2013-06-06 07:49:53 PM  
Scariest pics I've seen this week... maybe longer.
 
2013-06-06 08:11:01 PM  
Jesus Fark.
 
2013-06-06 08:11:50 PM  
Well hedge trimmers are just too unwieldy. What would you suggest subby?
 
2013-06-06 08:20:02 PM  
We, as a society, really need to have a serious talk about the positive side of eugenics.
 
2013-06-06 08:23:02 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: We, as a society, really need to have a serious talk about the positive side of eugenics.


I'm beginning to agree.  But please let's leave it to the Canadians to execute.  Considering the states of science and government in the US, we'd end up with a nation of servile, violent f*ckwits
 
2013-06-06 08:24:16 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: ecmoRandomNumbers: We, as a society, really need to have a serious talk about the positive side of eugenics.

I'm beginning to agree.  But please let's leave it to the Canadians to execute.  Considering the states of science and government in the US, we'd end up with a nation of servile, violent f*ckwits


Umm, don't look now but...
 
2013-06-06 08:28:56 PM  
The Daily Mail has an uncanny Spidey-sense for redneck shenanigans.
 
2013-06-06 08:34:05 PM  
Shena Moore and Gulley are being held at the Warren County Jail on $50,000 bonds, while Gerald Moore was released from custody on his own recognizance due to a medical condition.

Also because he can be recognized from a mile away.
 
2013-06-06 08:37:14 PM  

Barfmaker: Benevolent Misanthrope: ecmoRandomNumbers: We, as a society, really need to have a serious talk about the positive side of eugenics.

I'm beginning to agree.  But please let's leave it to the Canadians to execute.  Considering the states of science and government in the US, we'd end up with a nation of servile, violent f*ckwits

Umm, don't look now but...


Heh. Exactly.
 
2013-06-06 08:42:00 PM  

fusillade762: The Daily Mail has an uncanny Spidey-sense for redneck shenanigans.


It helps that they are willing to embellish stories or just make stuff up.
 
2013-06-06 08:46:24 PM  
Even if this story is completely fabricated, the pictures are so good that everything else doesn't matter.
 
2013-06-06 08:52:49 PM  

Captain Dan: Even if this story is completely fabricated, the pictures are so good that everything else doesn't matter.


It's real
 
2013-06-06 09:02:36 PM  
What the hell is the matter with you people? You make comments about a persons looks? Did it ever occur to you that maybe that persons troubles are caused by the way they look? What kind of website is this where people just come to make cruel comments?
 
2013-06-06 09:04:29 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You make comments about a persons looks? Did it ever occur to you that maybe that persons troubles are caused by the way they look? What kind of website is this where people just come to make cruel comments?


drum roll, please .......
 
2013-06-06 09:11:11 PM  
This Game of Thrones Shiat is getting out of hand.
 
2013-06-06 09:11:30 PM  
What were their plans after removing a number of digits?

Let her go?
Keep her in a cage?
Skin her to make slippers for daddy?

If ever there was a lack of a cunning plan this be it.
 
2013-06-06 09:12:44 PM  
I loved everything about this article.

Thank you for this gift, Subby.
 
2013-06-06 09:13:17 PM  
Eugenics are a great theory, horrible in practice.
 
2013-06-06 09:14:14 PM  
Next...on Jerry Springer
 
2013-06-06 09:15:13 PM  
Yes, clearly it's the other girl's fault that your boyfriend wants to get away from your gigantic, insane ass.
 
2013-06-06 09:15:24 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You make comments about a persons looks? Did it ever occur to you that maybe that persons troubles are caused by the way they look? What kind of website is this where people just come to make cruel comments?


Alright...I clicked and laffed *really* hard. So awesome.
 
2013-06-06 09:15:24 PM  

2wolves: f ever there was a lack of a cunning plan this be it.


It's difficult to do that when you have less than one working brain cell divided between three "people".
 
2013-06-06 09:18:22 PM  
Wait - the one in the middle is her FATHER?
 
2013-06-06 09:18:34 PM  
Let me guess. These model citizens are Yanks, right?

(looks at link, see Daily Mail tag).

Yup! The Daily Mail never fails in it's ongoing hatred of America and it's zeal to make Americans look bad.
 
2013-06-06 09:18:56 PM  

phlegmmo: Shena Moore and Gulley are being held at the Warren County Jail on $50,000 bonds, while Gerald Moore was released from custody on his own recognizance due to a medical condition.

Also because he can be recognized from a mile away.


And he isn't going anywhere....quickly.
 
2013-06-06 09:19:34 PM  
OMG She ATE Nancy Grace!

i.dailymail.co.uk   i.usatoday.net
 
2013-06-06 09:20:00 PM  
Wow.

Interesting specimens in that article.
 
2013-06-06 09:23:45 PM  

TV's Vinnie: The Daily Mail never fails in it's ongoing hatred of America and it's zeal to make Americans look bad.


As opposed ot the Daily Mail's deep and abiding love of...?
 
2013-06-06 09:23:50 PM  
WTF? It sounds like it was the boyfriend who was the bad guy here. Why wouldn't they take the pruning shears to him instead of the other woman?

Also: these are some classy individuals. Wow.
 
2013-06-06 09:24:58 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You make comments about a persons looks? Did it ever occur to you that maybe that persons troubles are caused by the way they look? What kind of website is this where people just come to make cruel comments?


I see what your user profile did there.
 
2013-06-06 09:25:01 PM  
Why am I not surprised by the Lynyrd Skynyrd tshirt?
 
2013-06-06 09:26:39 PM  
Hahahahahaha...men deserve domestic violence!
 
2013-06-06 09:28:33 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uki.dailymail.co.uk
Remember to tune in next week for another heartwarming episode of As The Jabba Turns.
 
2013-06-06 09:28:53 PM  

gimmegimme: Hahahahahaha...men deserve domestic violence!


lol wat?
 
2013-06-06 09:29:53 PM  
Wow, a link to a local affiliate's coverage of this story came up in my Facebook newsfeed a couple of days ago... a link posted by the victim of the attack.

(We have a mutual friend from ten years ago and Facebook's algorithm decided I should see that this mutual friend had commented on her post: "omg girl are you ok????")

The victim said in the post she wanted to "tell her story." Now she's taking the world by storm!
 
2013-06-06 09:30:18 PM  
I hope all three are never released from prison.
 
2013-06-06 09:30:55 PM  
Hey girl. Let me get your digits.
 
2013-06-06 09:31:34 PM  

megarian: gimmegimme: Hahahahahaha...men deserve domestic violence!

lol wat?


Shoot.  Sorry.  I commented before I read the second half of the headline.  Everyone involved in the story is insane.
 
2013-06-06 09:31:36 PM  
Mason, OH.  They probably work at King's Island.

/carnies - nomads, you know.
//small hands
///smell like cabbage
 
2013-06-06 09:31:59 PM  

Jacob_Roberson: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x277][i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x277][i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x277]
Remember to tune in next week for another heartwarming episode of As The Jabba Turns.


Is it easy for you to make rude comments about a persons looks? You should get a life.
 
2013-06-06 09:32:02 PM  

shanrick: What the hell is the matter with you people? You make comments about a persons looks? Did it ever occur to you that maybe that persons troubles are caused by the way they look? What kind of website is this where people just come to make cruel comments?


"clicks profile"

*Favorited*
 
2013-06-06 09:32:53 PM  
she gonna GET YA


i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-06-06 09:34:28 PM  
That guy has an eye for the ladies.

/ Just threw up in my mouth a little bit
// Okay a lot
/// Is that facial hair on that "lady"?
 
2013-06-06 09:35:59 PM  

shanrick: You should get a life.


Can't pull myself away from the TV, addicted to their new show Hutt Love.
 
2013-06-06 09:37:02 PM  

scanman61: Why am I not surprised by the Lynyrd Skynyrd tshirt?


Because you were expected to see an Insane Clown Posse t-shirt instead?
 
2013-06-06 09:37:05 PM  

AGremlin: That guy has an eye for the ladies.

/ Just threw up in my mouth a little bit
// Okay a lot
/// Is that facial hair on that "lady"?


Dude, that's shanrick. Of course there's a five o'clock shadow.
 
2013-06-06 09:37:23 PM  
Some folk'll never sever fingers, but then again some folk'll... Like Cletus the slack jawed yokel.
 
2013-06-06 09:37:39 PM  

djkutch: This Game of Thrones Shiat is getting out of hand.


Yeah, just because Jamie and Cercei Lannister bump uglies and don't have mutant children. . .
 
2013-06-06 09:38:33 PM  

digitalrain: OMG She ATE Nancy Grace!

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 196x277]   [i.usatoday.net image 245x266]


Well, she can't be that bad, then.
 
2013-06-06 09:39:14 PM  
i.imgur.com

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