rumpelstiltskin: as wrong as smothering them in ketchup.
BarkingUnicorn: jaylectricity: It?TFA doesn't specify its sex, so yeah."If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it."T. S. Eliot
I_Am_Weasel: Good job, Darwin, got the wrong damned one.
remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?
Somaticasual: rumpelstiltskin: as wrong as smothering them in ketchup.This. A fine meal like that at least deserves A-1..
megarian: remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?Maynard James Keenan's got you deliciously covered.http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1585591...applies to adults, but I'm sure you can adapt.
ThatVANguy: Has anyone made a joke about cooking a baby to death yet?
dukeblue219: Let's go ahead and get this out of the way:"A child, vulnerable adult or animal can experience a debilitating or worse within minutes of being left in a vehicle where temperatures have the potential to sore to 200 degrees during Florida's summer heat. In a matter of minutes, temperatures can rise to deadly levels," an agency statement said.
skantea: I think it's about time we started a running tab on the current price of human life in America. Right now I've got it at about $19.99 + tax./but call now and we'll give you two, two, TWO for the price of one...
Alonjar: skantea: I think it's about time we started a running tab on the current price of human life in America. Right now I've got it at about $19.99 + tax./but call now and we'll give you two, two, TWO for the price of one...Well... it depends. Making a baby starts at $10,000 to get it out the delivery room door. You can get used/damaged ones at a discount though, im sure.
White_Scarf_Syndrome: I woke up the other afternoon thinking I still had my son. I tore my shiatty apartment apart. Finally my heart sank and I walked outside in just my boxer shorts. Thinking and saying please, please, please. But after seeing the empty car..(it's TX, it's 90 here every day, imminent child car death right now), I realized I'm just an complete farking idiot and realized his mother and I had deviated from normal scheduling for something and that she had him.I felt like a completely incompetent and completely competent parent both at the same time. A strange feeling. Then I realized how much money I had in my bank account and how cheap it would be to head on down to the gun store and remove myself from the gene pool as I would have obviously been worthless should that have happened. After that I realized how exactly helicopter parents are actually formed. Then again, nothing especially bad has happened yet. So what the hell do I know? He's 1 and a half.
JayCab: remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?Chianti. Duh.
Skyrmion: Several years ago, Gene Weingarten's wrote an award-winning feature on parents who accidentally leave their children in cars to die in the heat. It's well worth a read.
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