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(Orlando Sentinel)   Mother arrested for leaving her child in a broiling hot car and letting it die. And a police officer who knew of the incident and failed to report it was also arrested   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 102
    More: Florida, police officers, Fort Meade, Lake Placid, Florida Department, Polk County  
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2013-06-06 06:38:35 PM  
Central Floridians, take a tip from Casey Anthony: Make sure your baby is already dead before leaving her in a hot car.
 
2013-06-06 06:59:37 PM  
Babies are already tender enough. Slow cooking them is wrong, as wrong as smothering them in ketchup.
 
2013-06-06 07:22:37 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: as wrong as smothering them in ketchup.


This. A fine meal like that at least deserves A-1..
 
2013-06-06 08:11:22 PM  
It?
 
2013-06-06 08:17:48 PM  
Too bad it wasn't Texas. Just plant 150 bucks on the kid and call it good.
 
2013-06-06 08:20:11 PM  

jaylectricity: It?


TFA doesn't specify its sex, so yeah.

"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it."T. S. Eliot
 
2013-06-06 08:36:01 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: jaylectricity: It?

TFA doesn't specify its sex, so yeah.

"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it."T. S. Eliot


Whoa, great reference. This is why I like this place!
 
2013-06-06 08:38:47 PM  
*scans headline*

*closes eyes*


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-06 08:52:09 PM  
How is babby fried?
 
2013-06-06 09:17:47 PM  
What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?
 
2013-06-06 09:26:23 PM  
Good job, Darwin, got the wrong damned one.
 
2013-06-06 09:27:18 PM  
detention deputy =/= police officer
 
2013-06-06 09:29:07 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Good job, Darwin, got the wrong damned one.


Darwin did that kid a favour.
 
2013-06-06 10:07:30 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: jaylectricity: It?

TFA doesn't specify its sex, so yeah.

"If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby 'it."T. S. Eliot


If baby was dear to its mother it would not have been cooked alive.

Just saying.
 
2013-06-06 11:28:10 PM  
Well if you know of a better way to seal in the juices of a broiled baby, let me know.
 
2013-06-06 11:28:43 PM  

remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?


Is the baby red or white?
 
2013-06-06 11:29:15 PM  
Eugenics is the applied science of the bio-social movement which advocates practices to improve the genetic composition of a population, usually a human population. -Wikipedia

/ Hitlers take on eugenics was a very farked up distortion of a proven positive American science
 
2013-06-06 11:31:33 PM  

Somaticasual: rumpelstiltskin: as wrong as smothering them in ketchup.

This. A fine meal like that at least deserves A-1..


H-P Sauce? A reduced balsamic vinegar glaze? Some truffle oil?
 
2013-06-06 11:32:18 PM  
Sore? I'm not picky on the web tubes but sheesh, you guys get paid for this.
 
2013-06-06 11:32:44 PM  
I thought broiling was a culinary term and should be kept as such. Ugh...you people
 
2013-06-06 11:34:32 PM  

remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?


Maynard James Keenan's got you deliciously covered.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1585591

...applies to adults, but I'm sure you can adapt.
 
2013-06-06 11:35:05 PM  
When I hit broil on my oven it gets really hot, the display says 525 but it's probably hotter, I doubt the car actually got that hot. That's a good thing though, babies have a lot of fat so you want to go low and slow to render some of that off, then kick the heat up at the very end to crisp up the skin.
 
2013-06-06 11:35:05 PM  
Let's go ahead and get this out of the way:

"A child, vulnerable adult or animal can experience a debilitating or worse within minutes of being left in a vehicle where temperatures have the potential to sore to 200 degrees during Florida's summer heat. In a matter of minutes, temperatures can rise to deadly levels," an agency statement said.
 
2013-06-06 11:36:36 PM  
Yum.  Broiled baby goes surprisingly well with broiled Pomeranian and a side of melted VHS tapes.
 
2013-06-06 11:37:24 PM  

megarian: remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?

Maynard James Keenan's got you deliciously covered.

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1585591

...applies to adults, but I'm sure you can adapt.


Sorry remus. Cell phone fail. You know the drill...delete unnecessary spaces.
 
2013-06-06 11:39:04 PM  
<i>DCF sited a study that said 33 children in 2011 died after being left unattended in motor vehicles. </I>

The good news is that only roughly one in ten million Americans die each year from being left unattended in America.  What's the big deal?  They should bootstrap their way out of the car if they want to live.
 
2013-06-06 11:39:04 PM  
Has anyone made a joke about cooking a baby to death yet?
 
2013-06-06 11:39:05 PM  
Eh, it was a Hispanic baby. The mom's probably already replaced it 4 times over by now.
 
2013-06-06 11:39:28 PM  
DCF sited a study that said 33 children in 2011 died after being left unattended in motor vehicles.

Really?  They did they bring the surveyors out to make sure it was sited correctly?  You'd think you could just put it on a shelf  a lot more easily.
 
2013-06-06 11:40:43 PM  
So rare to get real babyback ribs these days. It's usually just that gross imitation stuff made out of pork.
 
2013-06-06 11:41:18 PM  

ThatVANguy: Has anyone made a joke about cooking a baby to death yet?


You sick farker.  Who the fark would even bring up making jokes about cooking a baby to death?  It's a serious matter.  They're expensive, or you have to wait at least nine months if you want to do the homebrew method.

Jesus farking Christ.  There are some things you just don't farking joke about.
 
2013-06-06 11:41:52 PM  

dukeblue219: Let's go ahead and get this out of the way:

"A child, vulnerable adult or animal can experience a debilitating or worse within minutes of being left in a vehicle where temperatures have the potential to sore to 200 degrees during Florida's summer heat. In a matter of minutes, temperatures can rise to deadly levels," an agency statement said.


I'm glad I wasn't the only one distracted by that.

Sad story. Can't imagine experiencing either side of that horror.
 
2013-06-06 11:45:21 PM  
I think it's about time we started a running tab on the current price of human life in  America.  Right now I've got it at about $19.99 + tax.

/but call now and we'll give you two, two, TWO for the price of one...
 
2013-06-06 11:48:28 PM  
farking editing. God damn it. I'm no grammer nazi but holy shiat.
 
2013-06-06 11:48:58 PM  
she was just doing her part for the environment...
 
2013-06-06 11:49:02 PM  

skantea: I think it's about time we started a running tab on the current price of human life in  America.  Right now I've got it at about $19.99 + tax.

/but call now and we'll give you two, two, TWO for the price of one...


Well... it depends.  Making a baby starts at $10,000 to get it out the delivery room door.  You can get used/damaged ones at a discount though, im sure.
 
2013-06-06 11:49:28 PM  
The only explanation is that the Florida sun has turned the brains of majority of the populace into a warm goop.

I'm only staying for the beaches and awesome Cuban food.
 
2013-06-06 11:52:47 PM  
A modest proposal?
 
2013-06-06 11:58:35 PM  

Alonjar: skantea: I think it's about time we started a running tab on the current price of human life in  America.  Right now I've got it at about $19.99 + tax.

/but call now and we'll give you two, two, TWO for the price of one...

Well... it depends.  Making a baby starts at $10,000 to get it out the delivery room door.  You can get used/damaged ones at a discount though, im sure.


But how much does it depreciate once you leave the lot?
 
2013-06-07 12:01:50 AM  
I woke up the other afternoon thinking I still had my son.  I tore my shiatty apartment apart.  Finally my heart sank and I walked outside in just my boxer shorts.  Thinking and saying please, please, please.  But after seeing the empty car..(it's TX, it's 90 here every day, imminent child car death right now), I realized I'm just an complete farking idiot and realized his mother and I had deviated from normal scheduling for something and that she had him.

I felt like a completely incompetent and completely competent parent both at the same time.  A strange feeling.  Then I realized how much money I had in my bank account and how cheap it would be to head on down to the gun store and remove myself from the gene pool as I would have obviously been worthless should that have happened.  After that I realized how exactly helicopter parents are actually formed.  Then again, nothing especially bad has happened yet. So what the hell do I know? He's 1 and a half.
 
2013-06-07 12:05:00 AM  
fk this. it's time we go back to 'an eye for an eye'. let this biatch roast in a car, then push the thing into the gulf.
 
2013-06-07 12:10:45 AM  

White_Scarf_Syndrome: I woke up the other afternoon thinking I still had my son.  I tore my shiatty apartment apart.  Finally my heart sank and I walked outside in just my boxer shorts.  Thinking and saying please, please, please.  But after seeing the empty car..(it's TX, it's 90 here every day, imminent child car death right now), I realized I'm just an complete farking idiot and realized his mother and I had deviated from normal scheduling for something and that she had him.

I felt like a completely incompetent and completely competent parent both at the same time.  A strange feeling.  Then I realized how much money I had in my bank account and how cheap it would be to head on down to the gun store and remove myself from the gene pool as I would have obviously been worthless should that have happened.  After that I realized how exactly helicopter parents are actually formed.  Then again, nothing especially bad has happened yet. So what the hell do I know? He's 1 and a half.


Calm down, bud.  You don't need medication, you just need a va-cation.  And maybe a distraction of the female variety to take the edge off.
Your priorities sound just fine.
 
2013-06-07 12:19:06 AM  

remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?


Chianti. Duh.
 
2013-06-07 12:22:41 AM  
Several years ago, Gene Weingarten's wrote an award-winning feature on parents who accidentally leave their children in cars to die in the heat. It's well worth a read.
 
2013-06-07 12:24:09 AM  

JayCab: remus: What type of wine do you serve with fresh broiled baby?

Chianti. Duh.


Chianti with baby?  Baby needs something a little more subtle... maybe a Merlot.
 
2013-06-07 12:27:27 AM  
Yes, but was it hot enough to fry a dog's brain?
 
2013-06-07 12:37:38 AM  
All cops are hereos.
 
2013-06-07 12:40:00 AM  
That's the roughest looking 23 year old I've ever seen. And I'm wondering how the officer was involved, exactly -- they don't say how. Seeing the baby in the car and failing to report it? Dropping a hint to the mother beforehand that this was a convenient way to unload unwanted offspring?
 
2013-06-07 12:43:16 AM  
It?
 
2013-06-07 12:53:45 AM  

Skyrmion: Several years ago, Gene Weingarten's wrote an award-winning feature on parents who accidentally leave their children in cars to die in the heat. It's well worth a read.


Jesus Christ that just made me sick to my stomach. I can see how it could happen.


/Just became a father 2wks ago....gonna  check on my new little buddy now....yall have a good night.
 
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