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(Forbes)   Sodastream rumored to have buyout bid from Pepsi. Stocks surge, create mess all over your counter   (forbes.com) divider line 3
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2013-06-06 01:12:46 PM
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Flint Ironstag: Pro tip. Never put milk in a Sodastream. Trust me on this....


/Unless you want to spend an hour cleaning milk off the floor, walls, the ceiling, yourself...


That is a lesson I learned when a friend of mine decide he needed to shake his  Doogh (not a euphemism for his dong it is a carbonated yogurt drink) in the restaurant we were eating in.  I was able only to get the words "Don't do that you id..." out of my moth before the geyser began.

Of course when he saw that it was gushing all over like Vesuvius he decided he would try to cover the top of the bottle with his thumb, which only gave the viscous fluid more altitude spraying it all over the ceiling and a few customers at neighboring tables. Everything was soaked, it was like five minutes in the locker room after a pennant win.

I think that is possibly the largest embarrassment-inspired tip I have ever left a waiter.
2013-06-06 12:48:37 PM
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2013-06-06 01:05:10 PM
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Pro tip. Never put milk in a Sodastream. Trust me on this....


/Unless you want to spend an hour cleaning milk off the floor, walls, the ceiling, yourself...
 
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