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(Guyism) Video You've probably never thought you needed to see Steven Seagal dancing. You were wrong   (guyism.com) divider line 21
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2013-06-06 01:52:58 PM
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2013-06-06 02:15:45 PM
watching that and not hearing Fred Sanford screaming "I'm comin' to join you, Elizabeth, this is the big one" is impossible


what a gigantic dickhead
 
2013-06-06 02:19:51 PM
Steven needs to lay off the ribs, eat more salad.
 
2013-06-06 02:21:39 PM
No, no- I'm fairly certain I'm correct.
 
2013-06-06 02:57:51 PM
He's turned into Will Sasso.
 
2013-06-06 03:38:38 PM
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"Pot will ruin your life. Stay in school. Honest your parents. Eat your vegetables"  Steven Seagal - Lawman
 
2013-06-06 04:43:36 PM
Quick! Someone put a wallet in his mouth!
 
2013-06-06 05:02:57 PM
I thought people only did the Chechen dance at weddings.
 
2013-06-06 05:13:12 PM
Wow. He's really let himself go.
 
2013-06-06 07:13:57 PM
And you can take to the bank. The organ bank.
 
2013-06-06 07:14:34 PM

FormlessOne: And you can take that to the bank. The organ bank.


Sigh - FTFM.
 
2013-06-06 07:39:16 PM
christ.
what an asshole.
 
2013-06-06 09:24:51 PM
Spending a lot of time in the eastern block he is.
Only place where they still think he is a somebody.
Kee-rist.
 
2013-06-06 09:25:55 PM

FC Exile: [p.twimg.com image 300x300]




Get. Out. Of. My. Head!
 
2013-06-06 11:35:46 PM

Iplaybass: Wow. He's really let himself go.


Steven Seagal truly is this generation's Marlon Brando.
 
2013-06-07 12:23:20 AM

MrEricSir: Iplaybass: Wow. He's really let himself go.

Steven Seagal truly is this generation's Marlon Brando.


Dangit!
 
2013-06-07 12:54:54 AM
 
2013-06-07 02:08:08 AM
I thought he did great. the bow at the end was weird, it's not a kumite, dude. but otherwise, pretty nice moves on short notice.
 
2013-06-07 07:03:02 AM
I see my gray hair and I want to paint it black
No grayness any more I want it to turn black
I see the girls dance by in their native Chechen dance
I have to paint my head and wear my biggest pants
 
2013-06-07 08:41:22 AM

MrEricSir: Iplaybass: Wow. He's really let himself go.

Steven Seagal truly is this generation's Marlon Brando.


Except that Brando was once an actor.
 
2013-06-07 09:06:18 AM
So I watched the video, against my better judgment and...it was no big deal.  Just what appears to be an ordinary guy doing a somewhat awkward version of a native dance.  I won't hold that against him.  A long "career" of the cheesiest possible acting in low-grade "vengeance" flicks, combined with decades of acting as if he really is the super-ultra-macho badass in his movies, and now playing Halloween cop on a low-grade reality show, and finally, shooting off his mouth about Russian-Chechen politics--that's a different matter.

/yes I know "low-grade reality show" is redundant
 
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