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(SeattlePI)   Ben & Jerry's searching for ideas for new 'Seattle' flavored ice cream, considering 'coffee' flavor, 'pretzel' or 'crushing existential despair brought on by seasonal affective disorder' flavor   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 115
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2013-06-06 12:06:08 PM  
sushi flavor?
 
2013-06-06 12:14:17 PM  
I hope they roll out the flavor as part of their new Frozen Greek Yogurt line...shiat is seriously good.
 
2013-06-06 12:26:30 PM  
Rain flavor?
 
2013-06-06 12:50:22 PM  
A mix of coffee, hops, and heroin.
 
2013-06-06 12:54:10 PM  
Tossed salad and scrambled eggs
 
2013-06-06 12:56:37 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Tossed salad and scrambled eggs


Quite stylish!
 
2013-06-06 12:56:48 PM  
"Tastes like Teen Spirit"
 
2013-06-06 12:58:27 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Tossed salad and scrambled eggs


Mercy
 
2013-06-06 01:03:41 PM  
Flannel.

Failing that, plaid with a hint of sea salt and airborne fish.
 
2013-06-06 01:05:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Tossed salad and scrambled eggs


Now he will know what to do with them!
 
2013-06-06 01:15:14 PM  
Pearl Jam?
 
2013-06-06 01:15:36 PM  

Chariset: Flannel.

Failing that, plaid with a hint of sea salt and airborne fish.


Bastard..

/that was my first thought
 
2013-06-06 01:16:13 PM  
Crowded Asian Clusterfark flavor.
 
2013-06-06 01:16:18 PM  
Malted Milk Ballmer
 
2013-06-06 01:16:49 PM  
Hemp flavored.


gunga galunga: Pearl Jam?


You'll find more toe jam than pearl jam in Seattle.
 
2013-06-06 01:17:16 PM  
Teenage Runaway
 
2013-06-06 01:17:59 PM  

Chariset: Flannel.

Failing that, plaid with a hint of sea salt and airborne fish.


Pennyroyal Tea flavor
 
2013-06-06 01:18:16 PM  
Derelicte
 
2013-06-06 01:19:12 PM  

Dinjiin: Hemp flavored.



I am shocked it took as many comments as it did. Hemp was literally the first flavor I thought of when I read the headline.
 
2013-06-06 01:19:17 PM  
Ah, 'crushing existential despair brought on by seasonal affective disorder' flavor. Now that's the flavor of Seattle!
 
2013-06-06 01:19:54 PM  
Seattle flavored ice-cream.... really? Ewww
 
2013-06-06 01:20:02 PM  
Geoduck.
 
2013-06-06 01:20:26 PM  
Flying fish market flavor
 
2013-06-06 01:21:42 PM  
Here for tossed salad, scrambled eggs, and teen spirit.  Leaving depressed.
 
2013-06-06 01:21:52 PM  
Diabeetus.
 
2013-06-06 01:22:05 PM  
"The Jimi Hendrix Experience"...Vanilla with various different colored pills sprinkled throughout.
 
2013-06-06 01:23:11 PM  
Is there a "12th Man" flavor that's only available when things are going well?
 
2013-06-06 01:23:15 PM  
Microsoft serve?
 
2013-06-06 01:24:00 PM  
I'm disappointed. Prior to 'Seattle' flavor they had been floating the idea of a 'Cleveland' flavor- rust and dispair.
 
2013-06-06 01:24:03 PM  
The_Original_Roxtar: Pennyroyal Tea flavor

Bowels will demand all apologies after eating one of those.
 
2013-06-06 01:24:37 PM  
Sweat and mustache.
 
2013-06-06 01:25:03 PM  
Flavored like the blood of Jerry Garcia and the urine of Phil Collins.
 
2013-06-06 01:25:47 PM  
"It's Always Cloudy in Seatle."
 
2013-06-06 01:26:05 PM  
Boeingsenberry?
 
2013-06-06 01:26:09 PM  

balki1867: Is there a "12th Man" flavor that's only available when things are going well?


Texas A&M would sue if they tried
 
2013-06-06 01:26:42 PM  
Just sell pints of water. Works for Coke and Pepsi.
 
2013-06-06 01:26:43 PM  
Let's see ... it should be a medley of ozone and salmon with just a whiff of Downtown Courthouse Panhandler and perhaps a stray bullet from an overexcited Seattle cop. Mix it all together and we have a subtle yet interesting ice cream called "Seattle Freeze."
 
2013-06-06 01:27:36 PM  
Mold and mildew flavor.
 
2013-06-06 01:28:27 PM  
Green River Chiller--Mexican Day of the Dead candies mixed in with miniature vanilla parfait condoms and licorice ropes.

Boeing Brickle--50 macadamia nut managers in the center, surrounded by a handful of broken union peanut chips with a thick layer of Asian lychee nuts on the outside.

Starbuck's Surprise--the surprise is the taste of burnt ice cream

Bill Gates Goo Goo Clusterfark--it's not real ice cream but it's cheaper, it's more prevalent, and the large blue label is easy to read
 
2013-06-06 01:29:21 PM  
"Seattle Freeze." Google it.
 
2013-06-06 01:29:35 PM  
Kevin Johnson's Balls
 
2013-06-06 01:30:29 PM  
Flannel flavored ice cream with expresso beans, little chocolate mountains and white chocolate fishies.
 
2013-06-06 01:31:11 PM  
Cobain Brain
 
2013-06-06 01:31:40 PM  
Name it after all the good baseball players the Mariners let go since their inception. No that wouldn't work, the name would be too long.
 
2013-06-06 01:32:32 PM  
Sleepless in Seattle ?
 
2013-06-06 01:32:36 PM  
"Sleepless" seems the best to me.
 
2013-06-06 01:33:58 PM  
Seattle Slew

\Not available for distribution in California.
 
2013-06-06 01:36:52 PM  
Gum Wall
 
2013-06-06 01:38:20 PM  
They can save the "Crushing Existential Despair" for when they decide to do a Cleveland-inspired flavor.
 
2013-06-06 01:39:00 PM  
Blood after their police beat the shiat out of you because today is Tuesday
 
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