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(The Smoking Gun)   Tipsy woman busted for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 9
    More: Asinine, Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport, Broward County Sheriff's Office, video arraignment, obscene gesture, Spirit Airlines, flights  
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5009 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2013 at 1:41 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-06-06 03:00:45 PM  
2 votes:
Sounds like she won't be going to the place that's the best.
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2013-06-06 05:02:11 PM  
1 votes:
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Then the Klonpin kicked in...   encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
2013-06-06 04:33:50 PM  
1 votes:

MOGGEE: If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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Looking around for a Lindsey Lohan reference. Am I too out of date?
2013-06-06 03:57:56 PM  
1 votes:

MOGGEE: If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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When a friend of mine was going to detox the doc prescribed him klonopin, and he would pop two and then have two drinks and it would be ass if he had bagged a fifth of scotch.
2013-06-06 03:52:21 PM  
1 votes:
No way in hell she's only 40 years old.
2013-06-06 02:37:21 PM  
1 votes:
This reminds me of a friend of mine who had a big party for his brother to celebrate him coming home from rehab....
2013-06-06 02:14:28 PM  
1 votes:
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What "Vodka Beverages" might look like.
2013-06-06 01:48:09 PM  
1 votes:
Dykman, got that right.
2013-06-06 11:54:34 AM  
1 votes:
Oh yeah, 30 days ought to cure that.
 
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