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(The Smoking Gun)   Tipsy woman busted for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 37
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2013-06-06 11:54:34 AM
Oh yeah, 30 days ought to cure that.
 
2013-06-06 01:43:37 PM
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2013-06-06 01:48:09 PM
Dykman, got that right.
 
2013-06-06 01:48:55 PM
Quite the charmer.
 
2013-06-06 01:50:16 PM
You just know she was smokin I repeat smokin hot.
 
2013-06-06 01:50:50 PM
sounds like the lady that died in phoenix a few years ago after flipping out on her way to rehab.  she was handcuffed and then while to shimmy out, somehow asphixiated herself.  what a shiatty way to paste!

"yeah, here we go, slide my elbow *here*, ok, how i'll twist this way, almost there, and......oh shiat.  oh fark.  oh shiat oh fark oh shiat oh fark.  GAAAAAAAAACK!!!  help!  this was  a really bad idea!  fark!  dammit!  fark!  maybe I can just twist.....out........not working........everything......getting.............dimm......this was a really bad idea.....

GAME OVER
 
2013-06-06 01:53:01 PM
Clearly she hasent hit rock bottom yet.
 
2013-06-06 01:53:11 PM
Look at the picture, then look at her name.  Comedy gold.
 
2013-06-06 01:53:26 PM

Iceman208481: Dykman, got that right.


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2013-06-06 01:53:41 PM
not hot ; don't care

//wasting even more time with a meaningless post.
 
2013-06-06 02:00:15 PM
A woman en route to a Florida rehab facility allegedly disrupted a Spirit Airlines flight after consuming "vodka beverages," police allege.

I cannot be outraged until I know what kind of "vodka beverages" she was having.
 
2013-06-06 02:06:16 PM
she can dry out courtesy of the county. 3 hots and a cot on the taxpayers dime if she doesn't have travelling cash with her to buy booze from the guards or make prison brew.
 
2013-06-06 02:12:06 PM
Busty woman tipped for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit
 
2013-06-06 02:14:28 PM
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What "Vodka Beverages" might look like.
 
2013-06-06 02:15:48 PM
Every time I see woman and busted in the same sentence I think of busty women...

/I'll be in my bunk...
//or the bathroom down the hall
 
2013-06-06 02:24:14 PM

Wellon Dowd: Busty woman tipped for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit


Came here to say this. I see it's been covered. Carry on! (gratuitous luggage joke, which I felt the need to point out)
 
2013-06-06 02:37:21 PM
This reminds me of a friend of mine who had a big party for his brother to celebrate him coming home from rehab....
 
2013-06-06 02:56:11 PM
Given that Spirit is one of the nickel-and-dime airlines, they're doing her a favor.
 
2013-06-06 03:00:45 PM
Sounds like she won't be going to the place that's the best.
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2013-06-06 03:02:04 PM

sethstorm: Given that Spirit is one of the nickel-and-dime airlines, they're doing her a favor.


This. I don't care how drunk I am, you'd never get me on one of their airplanes, and I'm a pretty compliant drunk.
 
2013-06-06 03:06:48 PM
If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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2013-06-06 03:12:00 PM

rickythepenguin: sounds like the lady that died in phoenix a few years ago after flipping out on her way to rehab.  she was handcuffed and then while to shimmy out, somehow asphixiated herself.  what a shiatty way to paste!

"yeah, here we go, slide my elbow *here*, ok, how i'll twist this way, almost there, and......oh shiat.  oh fark.  oh shiat oh fark oh shiat oh fark.  GAAAAAAAAACK!!!  help!  this was  a really bad idea!  fark!  dammit!  fark!  maybe I can just twist.....out........not working........everything......getting.............dimm......this was a really bad idea.....

GAME OVER


For some reason that reminded me of:   "Aaaahhh, I'm hang-gliding! Take a good picture, honey, I'm dead!"

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2013-06-06 03:35:51 PM
So, no one bothered by her "house n*****er comment? She's from Baltimore, so she must be one of you enlightened liberals, correct?
 
2013-06-06 03:42:28 PM
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2013-06-06 03:51:18 PM
That woman looks, and behaves, so much like one of my aunts that I had to check her name in the article to be certain we aren't related.
 
2013-06-06 03:52:21 PM
No way in hell she's only 40 years old.
 
2013-06-06 03:57:56 PM

MOGGEE: If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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When a friend of mine was going to detox the doc prescribed him klonopin, and he would pop two and then have two drinks and it would be ass if he had bagged a fifth of scotch.
 
2013-06-06 04:26:44 PM
No surprised.  Similar incident happened to a patient at a psych hospital my mom used to work at.  Person was enroute (or coming from?) a rehab center and was cutoff while in air.  Started yelling and shouting and they actually did an emergency landing to offload the passenger (which is how they ended up in my mom's hospital).

That had to been expensive.
 
2013-06-06 04:33:50 PM

MOGGEE: If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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Looking around for a Lindsey Lohan reference. Am I too out of date?
 
2013-06-06 04:37:17 PM

theflatline: MOGGEE: If you can still get that drunk on TWO airline vodak drinks then your rehab is prolly not for alcohol.  Especially if you have to fly from Maryland to Florida to get there.
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When a friend of mine was going to detox the doc prescribed him klonopin, and he would pop two and then have two drinks and it would be ass if he had bagged a fifth of scotch.



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2013-06-06 05:02:11 PM
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2013-06-06 05:07:39 PM

Wellon Dowd: Busty woman tipped for disorderly conduct on a flight she was taking en route to rehab. Judge orders her to stay off spirits, Spirit


I knew there was something about that headline that kept drawing my eye back.  Funny, the subconscious...
 
2013-06-06 05:17:34 PM

happydude45: So, no one bothered by her "house n*****er comment? She's from Baltimore, so she must be one of you enlightened liberals, correct?


The flight was from Baltimore. She is from Rockville.

/reading is hard
//but slashies are easy
 
2013-06-06 05:30:35 PM
A. Not hot
B. I want a vodka beverage
3.  I'd probably have sex with her anyway
 
2013-06-06 06:49:20 PM

happydude45: So, no one bothered by her "house n*****er comment? She's from Baltimore, so she must be one of you enlightened liberals, correct?


Fo sho! Yessah. You gots dat rite all rite. Yes, yes. She have to be one o dem libruhls. I know dats rite. You a smart motherfarker.

/no, you're not smart.
 
2013-06-06 07:21:14 PM
Had nothing to do with her meds or drinking, it's just that traveling on Spirit Airlines is that unpleasant.
 
2013-06-06 09:19:14 PM
Jennifer is so much HOTTER!!!

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