Do you have adblock enabled?
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox 23 Tulsa)   After getting divorced, guy decides to get a simple nose job. What could possibly go wrong? w/NSFLunch vid   (fox23.com) divider line 50
    More: Scary, NSFLunch, plastic surgeons  
•       •       •

13926 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Jun 2013 at 11:58 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



50 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread
 
2013-06-06 09:26:22 AM  
Thakkar with his nose gone!
 
2013-06-06 09:50:10 AM  

Elvis_Bogart: Thakkar with his nose gone!


Cuzolina, when the lawsuit fell
 
2013-06-06 10:01:15 AM  
How does he smell?
Terrible!
 
2013-06-06 11:12:15 AM  

2xhelix: How does he smell?
Terrible!


He also can't see anymore.
His glasses don't stay up.
 
2013-06-06 11:27:39 AM  
Meh, not too bad. Just looks like he ran really fast right into a wall.
 
2013-06-06 11:59:18 AM  
Nobody nose the trouble I've seen.
 
2013-06-06 12:01:54 PM  
I will simply never understand the worldview that considers elective plastic surgery acceptable.
 
2013-06-06 12:02:07 PM  
Something smells wrong here.
 
2013-06-06 12:03:20 PM  
Maybe he stuttered and asked for no-nose job.
 
2013-06-06 12:03:48 PM  
Would you like to pay your co-pay now?

Nah, just put it on my bill.
 
2013-06-06 12:05:25 PM  

lostcat: I will simply never understand the worldview that considers elective plastic surgery acceptable.


This.

/you will always, ALWAYS look worse after the knife
 
2013-06-06 12:08:03 PM  
Problem solved!

img.costumecraze.com
 
GBB
2013-06-06 12:08:46 PM  
"A New York man living in Tulsa... "

Wait, how does that work?   At what point does he become a Tulsa man?
 
2013-06-06 12:10:24 PM  
At least he hasn't got any booger to pick, so he;s got that going for him ...
 
2013-06-06 12:10:56 PM  
man, that guy had a lot of spite towards his face.
 
2013-06-06 12:11:23 PM  
Hardly noticeable.
 
2013-06-06 12:11:46 PM  

GBB: "A New York man living in Tulsa... "

Wait, how does that work?   At what point does he become a Tulsa man?


When he becomes white or cherokee.
 
2013-06-06 12:12:02 PM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-06-06 12:15:06 PM  

rubi_con_man: GBB: "A New York man living in Tulsa... "

Wait, how does that work?   At what point does he become a Tulsa man?

When he becomes white or cherokee.


Once he gets a "Tulsa Nose".
 
2013-06-06 12:15:17 PM  
www.theshiznit.co.uk
/surprised nobody's posted it yet
 
2013-06-06 12:16:09 PM  

GBB: Wait, how does that work? At what point does he become a Tulsa man?


NYC is like its own nationality.  Duh.  They are America, the rest of us are...well, some other place.  As such, it makes as much sense as saying "an Australian man living in Tulsa..."
 
2013-06-06 12:18:04 PM  
If he would get a splitter for that straw, and have the 2 lines ported out of his ears, all the chicks would dig him.
 
2013-06-06 12:18:24 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: lostcat: I will simply never understand the worldview that considers elective plastic surgery acceptable.

This.

/you will always, ALWAYS look worse after the knife


Not true. Look at Megan Fox, and many others. I've had *no* work done, I don't even botox, so I've no dog in this...but if done minimally and done right and done while young, the results can be dramatic.

It's what makes the difference between 'English pretty' and 'Hollywood pretty' ~ for the most part UK celebs haven't had any work done. You'd be hard pressed to find a pretty actress who hasn't in the US.

The bad plastic surgery is generally from people who have too much done, wanting dramatic results rarely possible at their age. (Bruce Jenner, Meg Ryan). And they often have repeated procedures chasing that youth, which makes it worse. Even if they look okay (Joan Rivers doesn't look too horrid) they don't look like themselves.

I just started getting crow's feet. I like them. I'm very weird like that.

/has a grey streak too
 
2013-06-06 12:19:19 PM  
I'm more disturbed by the fact a man living in NY wanted to leave to live in Tulsa.
 
2013-06-06 12:28:38 PM  
How much did the ex wife pay the doctor?

Maybe he sneezed during the operation.
 
2013-06-06 12:34:32 PM  

Lady Indica: Not true. Look at Megan Fox, and many others.


I have. I stand by my statement.

/people in general look much, much better when they allow themselves to age
 
2013-06-06 12:35:57 PM  
Nobody nose the trouble he's seen.

/Seriously farked up. Dude looked good beforehand.
 
2013-06-06 12:37:20 PM  
The news lady in the video is hot.

What was this about, again?
 
2013-06-06 12:38:53 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-06 12:40:24 PM  
"Under no circumstances do not touch my ears, do you not understand?' "

Yes, you want us to touch your ears. Got it.
 
2013-06-06 12:48:10 PM  
Lady Indica:
(Joan Rivers doesn't look too horrid)

Are you kidding?  She looks like a level 87 arch-lich, the orc-tanned skin of tormented captives stretched in a ghastly parody of life over a skeleton wizened and pocked by constant exposure to the darkest of demon magics.

/an overpowering stench of evil and decay engulfs your party as the creature turns with horrible slowness to glare at you.  Roll your saving throws vs. poison gas everyone!
 
2013-06-06 12:51:20 PM  
i1177.photobucket.com
/plastic surgeon in question
 
2013-06-06 12:54:36 PM  

No Such Agency: Lady Indica:
(Joan Rivers doesn't look too horrid)

Are you kidding?  She looks like a level 87 arch-lich, the orc-tanned skin of tormented captives stretched in a ghastly parody of life over a skeleton wizened and pocked by constant exposure to the darkest of demon magics.

/an overpowering stench of evil and decay engulfs your party as the creature turns with horrible slowness to glare at you.  Roll your saving throws vs. poison gas everyone!


www.clutchmagonline.com

Looks surprised at your comment. Actually isn't.
 
2013-06-06 12:55:42 PM  

LeroyBourne: I'm more disturbed by the fact a man living in NY wanted to leave to live in Tulsa.


Sounds like the infection made its way to his brain.

It's pretty clear from the doctor's behavior -- secretly recording their conversations and such -- that the nature of the patient's behavior is somewhat different in reality than he alleges in his complaint.  This should be fun to watch.
 
2013-06-06 01:37:53 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Feels your pain.
 
2013-06-06 01:49:04 PM  
I hope he didn't give that doctor one scent.
 
2013-06-06 01:56:48 PM  
Seemed like a decent looking dude.  What the hell did he need a nosejob for?
 
2013-06-06 02:09:10 PM  
www.lotten.se
 
2013-06-06 02:15:07 PM  
not leprosy Bart, Hansens disease, Hansens Disease
 
2013-06-06 02:54:07 PM  
Q:How does he smell?

A: Awful!
 
2013-06-06 02:55:00 PM  
When will I be able to take my children to see this man in a trailer next to world's smallest horse at a state fair?
 
2013-06-06 04:26:38 PM  
His first mistake was getting a nose job in Oklahoma. I don't care what qualifications the doctor claims to have. It's still Oklahoma.
 
2013-06-06 04:50:38 PM  
Seen worse.  Once ran across a guy who had no nose at all--you could see right into his sinuses.

That was not a productive day, after seeing that.
 
2013-06-06 05:21:05 PM  
The video starts off showing this guy's mutiliated nose, then the news reporter warns the viewers some of the images may be graphic. Ok.
 
2013-06-06 05:27:21 PM  

Carn: Seemed like a decent looking dude.  What the hell did he need a nosejob for?


Because he was a spiteful, vainglorious idiot and now he gets to look like this - ta da!
 
2013-06-06 06:23:28 PM  
Gotcher nose!
 
2013-06-06 06:27:17 PM  
Look on the bright side, he'll never be accused of being the one who dealt it.
 
2013-06-06 08:21:41 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
Sympathizes.
 
2013-06-06 08:45:17 PM  
HIs ex is laughing her ass off
 
2013-06-06 09:09:17 PM  

abiigdog: HIs ex is laughing her ass off


Oh, did she go to the same Dr. for a butt-lift?
 
Displayed 50 of 50 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
Advertisement
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report