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(Time)   Uh-oh. The media has identified a new, disturbing, and dangerous trend among young people: smoking alcohol. "The prevalence of the trend is unclear, since there are no current studies tracking the cases." PANIC ANYWAY   (healthland.time.com ) divider line 157
    More: Stupid, youths, smoking alcohol, prevalence, sinus ostium, tracking, smoking, effects of alcohol  
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2013-06-06 01:32:55 PM  
Junk'em if you got 'em.
 
2013-06-06 01:33:15 PM  
Woohoo.  Another phony-baloney media scare.
 
2013-06-06 01:34:41 PM  
Last year it was getting coked out on the reefer pills, and now this? What's next?
 
2013-06-06 01:36:07 PM  

sigdiamond2000: Last year it was getting coked out on the reefer pills, and now this? What's next?


According to Jack Webb it's goofballs.
 
2013-06-06 01:37:17 PM  
Yes, no studies have been done and use hasn't been tracked....IT MUST BE DANGEROUS!
 
2013-06-06 01:37:33 PM  
"It is amazing what our culture will do to get drunk," she says.

It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.
 
2013-06-06 01:37:34 PM  
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THE LSD STORY - jack webb talking.
 
2013-06-06 01:38:53 PM  
Wait until the Media finds out about teens doing....(shakes head for random thoughts):

- Drinking a brew of instant coffee inserted into 'Starburst' fruit chews and boiled in 'Red Bull'

- Licking the wrappers off of iPhone packaging while masturbating with WD-40 and singing 'Ol' Susanna''

- Pouring a mix of VIsine, dandelion leaves and ketchup into your ear
 
2013-06-06 01:39:34 PM  
Smoking Alcohol?

Uh, do they mean Nebulizing?
 
2013-06-06 01:39:38 PM  
does the smoking of the alcohol come before or after the rainbow party?
 
2013-06-06 01:39:45 PM  
it's because liquor enemas are SO yesterday
 
2013-06-06 01:40:32 PM  
I thought we were all into buttchugging now.  You guys wanna come over to my place after school and buttchug?  My mom works late tonight.  We can all buttchug before she gets home.
 
2013-06-06 01:41:23 PM  

Langdon Alger: it's because liquor enemas are SO yesterday


the scientific term is butt-chugging
 
2013-06-06 01:41:26 PM  

Bumblefark: It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.


And yet, will fight tooth and nail to keep ruining lives over marijuana.. regardless of the thousands of drunk driving deaths, alchohol overdoses, sexual assault, etc..
 
2013-06-06 01:41:32 PM  

Langdon Alger: it's because liquor enemas are SO yesterday


BUTTCHUGGER!

rashmanly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-06-06 01:42:42 PM  
-wrapping their genitals in bacon and having sex

-smoking green army men dipped in cough syrup

-vaporizing pop rocks and crack rocks in gym socks
 
2013-06-06 01:43:01 PM  
why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?
 
2013-06-06 01:43:18 PM  

hardinparamedic: Langdon Alger: it's because liquor enemas are SO yesterday

BUTTCHUGGER!

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Diet Coke and Mentos?
 
2013-06-06 01:44:12 PM  

Evil Mackerel: hardinparamedic: Langdon Alger: it's because liquor enemas are SO yesterday

BUTTCHUGGER!

[rashmanly.files.wordpress.com image 432x396]

Diet Coke and Mentos?


Already been done, and totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK. SERIOUSLY. THIS IS PORN. DO NOT CLICK IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT.
 
2013-06-06 01:44:18 PM  
Obvious. You smoke alcohol, inject the marijuanas, and drink black tar heroin. Otherwise you're just not cool.
 
2013-06-06 01:45:19 PM  

soup: does the smoking of the alcohol come before or after the rainbow party?


LOL
 
2013-06-06 01:45:28 PM  

Bumblefark: "It is amazing what our culture will do to get drunk," she says.

It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.


If God didn't want us drunk, he wouldn't have made damn near everything fermentable.
 
2013-06-06 01:46:48 PM  
So between this and buttchugging, the mass-media is, at this point, just MAKING UP and therefore CREATING weird trends and panics, right?
 
2013-06-06 01:46:53 PM  
Butt chugging no longer cool?

They did this on Manlab for the christmas special. They used a bike pump, a rubber stopper and a plastic bottle. Looked pretty amazing. Showed it to the roomate she wanted to try it of course.
 
2013-06-06 01:48:17 PM  

chairmenmeow47: why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?


That's a smokin' glass.

But seriously, this does sound potentially more dangerous than drinking. I think it's best to keep the lungs from breathing as little as possible of anything other than oxygen. Well, oxygen and VCR cleaner.
 
2013-06-06 01:50:03 PM  

Bumblefark: "It is amazing what our culture will do to get drunk," she says.

It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.


Gov'ts don't like what they can't control and tax. It's too hard for them to go door to door and tax your garden. This is the only reason for the continued regulation.
 
2013-06-06 01:50:16 PM  

NorCalLos: chairmenmeow47: why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?

That's a smokin' glass.

But seriously, this does sound potentially more dangerous than drinking. I think it's best to keep the lungs from breathing as little as possible of anything other than oxygen. Well, oxygen and VCR cleaner.


Man, that was a farked up sentence. What I meant is "I think it's best to keep the lungs from inhaling anything other than oxygen and vcr cleaner."
 
2013-06-06 01:50:30 PM  

NorCalLos: chairmenmeow47: why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?

That's a smokin' glass.

But seriously, this does sound potentially more dangerous than drinking. I think it's best to keep the lungs from breathing as little as possible of anything other than oxygen. Well, oxygen and VCR cleaner.


Hate to break it to you, but there's a few other elements in the air you breathe.
 
2013-06-06 01:50:51 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Wait until the Media finds out about teens doing....(shakes head for random thoughts):

- Drinking a brew of instant coffee inserted into 'Starburst' fruit chews and boiled in 'Red Bull'

- Licking the wrappers off of iPhone packaging while masturbating with WD-40 and singing 'Ol' Susanna''

- Pouring a mix of VIsine, dandelion leaves and ketchup into your ear



You're...making this up, aren't you?  *suspicious look*
 
2013-06-06 01:50:52 PM  

jaybeezey: Bumblefark: "It is amazing what our culture will do to get drunk," she says.

It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.

Gov'ts don't like what they can't control and tax. It's too hard for them to go door to door and tax your garden. This is the only reason for the continued regulation.


No, not really.
 
2013-06-06 01:55:31 PM  
I saw a youtube clip of this a few months ago.  Looks more like water/alcohol vapor than smoke... not too sure I want to actively put that fluid into my lungs.
 
2013-06-06 01:55:58 PM  

gopher321: ObscureNameHere: Wait until the Media finds out about teens doing....(shakes head for random thoughts):

- Drinking a brew of instant coffee inserted into 'Starburst' fruit chews and boiled in 'Red Bull'

- Licking the wrappers off of iPhone packaging while masturbating with WD-40 and singing 'Ol' Susanna''

- Pouring a mix of VIsine, dandelion leaves and ketchup into your ear


You're...making this up, aren't you?  *suspicious look*


Someone should post teh starburst thing on FB and see how many kids in high school actually do it.

/I'm not a responsible adult
 
2013-06-06 01:56:57 PM  
But for the prudent drunk like me, a guy whose liver is near shot and needs a break but whose lungs have been getting off easy, this is a logical solution.

Thanks fark!
 
2013-06-06 01:57:19 PM  

jaybeezey: Bumblefark: "It is amazing what our culture will do to get drunk," she says.

It's amazing that our culture decided alcohol, pretty much the worst intoxicant on earth short of huffing paint, should be our drug of choice.

Gov'ts don't like what they can't control and tax. It's too hard for them to go door to door and tax your garden. This is the only reason for the continued regulation.


I can make 200 gallons of ~14-18% ABV product every year and not pay a cent in taxes on it, other than whatever sales tax I paid on the fermentable product. And, I guess, on the $0.80 packet of yeast I used at the beginning, and can easily keep alive, like a sourdough starter.

There's more to it than just taxes.
 
2013-06-06 01:57:22 PM  

Famous Thamas: NorCalLos: chairmenmeow47: why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?

That's a smokin' glass.

But seriously, this does sound potentially more dangerous than drinking. I think it's best to keep the lungs from breathing as little as possible of anything other than oxygen. Well, oxygen and VCR cleaner.

Hate to break it to you, but there's a few other elements in the air you breathe.


Right, but the less of those the better.
 
2013-06-06 01:58:37 PM  

NorCalLos: Famous Thamas: NorCalLos: chairmenmeow47: why does the article show a drunk girl with a drinking glass?

That's a smokin' glass.

But seriously, this does sound potentially more dangerous than drinking. I think it's best to keep the lungs from breathing as little as possible of anything other than oxygen. Well, oxygen and VCR cleaner.

Hate to break it to you, but there's a few other elements in the air you breathe.

Right, but the less of those the better.


Ban Nitrogen!
 
2013-06-06 01:59:32 PM  
FTA: The alcohol of choice is poured into a bottle, the bottle is corked, and the bicycle pump needle is poked through the top of the cork. Air is pumped into the bottle to vaporize the alcohol, and the user inhales.
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-06-06 01:59:36 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Wait until the Media finds out about teens doing....(shakes head for random thoughts):

- Licking the wrappers off of iPhone packaging while masturbating with WD-40 and singing 'Ol' Susanna''


I can stop anytime I want to.
 
2013-06-06 02:00:12 PM  

inclemency: But for the prudent drunk like me, a guy whose liver is near shot and needs a break but whose lungs have been getting off easy, this is a logical solution.

Thanks fark!


Hey, wait a minute. TFA said smoking it bypasses the liver. I'm no doctor, but doesn't it go: bottle, mouth, esophagus, intestines, stomach, blood, liver? Smoking it would go: lungs, blood, liver. Where's the bypass of the liver?
 
2013-06-06 02:01:32 PM  

NorCalLos: inclemency: But for the prudent drunk like me, a guy whose liver is near shot and needs a break but whose lungs have been getting off easy, this is a logical solution.

Thanks fark!

Hey, wait a minute. TFA said smoking it bypasses the liver. I'm no doctor, but doesn't it go: bottle, mouth, esophagus, intestines, stomach, blood, liver? Smoking it would go: lungs, blood, liver. Where's the bypass of the liver?


Uhm....You're not familiar with pulmonary circulation, are you?
 
2013-06-06 02:01:33 PM  
Jenkem 2.0?
 
2013-06-06 02:02:12 PM  
Still waiting for the jenkem study to emerge...
 
2013-06-06 02:04:23 PM  
finally I might be able to put down this Leroy Jenkems.
 
2013-06-06 02:06:17 PM  
Hmmm... As a drunk who is trying to lose weight, I find this story relevant to my interests.
 
2013-06-06 02:08:48 PM  
ETHO over dry ice. That's definitely part of my next party.
 
2013-06-06 02:10:40 PM  

hardinparamedic: NorCalLos: inclemency: But for the prudent drunk like me, a guy whose liver is near shot and needs a break but whose lungs have been getting off easy, this is a logical solution.

Thanks fark!

Hey, wait a minute. TFA said smoking it bypasses the liver. I'm no doctor, but doesn't it go: bottle, mouth, esophagus, intestines, stomach, blood, liver? Smoking it would go: lungs, blood, liver. Where's the bypass of the liver?

Uhm....You're not familiar with pulmonary circulation, are you?


It's lungs, blood, heart, everywhere (including brain and liver). I would still think the liver would still metabolize any alcohol in your bloodstream; it's not like it gets to the liver from your stomach and intestines without going to the brain as well. The difference is like smoking vs. eating pot; you get an instant hit of the drug when you inhale it.
 
2013-06-06 02:11:17 PM  

Chunky_Charlie: FTA: The alcohol of choice is poured into a bottle, the bottle is corked, and the bicycle pump needle is poked through the top of the cork. Air is pumped into the bottle to vaporize the alcohol, and the user inhales.
[static.giantbomb.com image 640x640]


I'm not gonna read the article because it sounds retarded, but... how would increasing pressure inside the bottle "vaporize" the alcohol? Wouldn't higher pressure CONDENSE vapors?


Nothing about this adds up at all!

/Rainbow parties though... man oh man
 
2013-06-06 02:11:26 PM  
heh. looks like us jenkems junkies are on a similar delay.
 
2013-06-06 02:11:37 PM  

Acharne: Junk'em if you got 'em.


obamadidcoke: ETHO over dry ice. That's definitely part of my next party.


Isn't inhaling CO2 kind of bad for you, too?
 
2013-06-06 02:13:55 PM  
Vaportini gizmo is only $35.

http://www.vaportini.com/about.html

Glass sphere; tea candle warms 70+ proof liquor; inhale through straw.
 
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