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(NBC News)   Virgin Galactic has finally found an answer to our Justin Bieber problem: They're launching him into space   (cosmiclog.nbcnews.com) divider line 18
    More: Hero, Justin Bieber, Sarah Brightman, usher, Scooter Braun, Spaceport America, SETI Institute, Seth Shostak, Alan Boyle  
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2013-06-06 10:31:10 AM
3 votes:

Englebert Slaptyback: Richard C Stanford

Will they torture him by forcing him to watch the worst movies of all time?


They'll send him cheesy movies - the worst they can find. La la la.


I won't be wondering how he'll eat or breath or all those science facts.  Just repeat to myself he's off the Earth, I should really just relax...
2013-06-06 12:10:57 PM
2 votes:

To The Escape Zeppelin!: Great Janitor: Englebert Slaptyback: Richard C Stanford

Will they torture him by forcing him to watch the worst movies of all time?


They'll send him cheesy movies - the worst they can find. La la la.

I won't be wondering how he'll eat or breath or all those science facts.  Just repeat to myself he's off the Earth, I should really just relax...

Croooooooooooooooow!


In the not-too-distant future,
Next Sunday AD,
There was a douch named Beibs,
Who was a dick to everybody,
The record managers were getting pissed,
Beibs told them that they'd been dissed,
They decided to send Beibs to a distant place,
So they conked him on the noggin, and they shot him into space, *you...ass...hooooles*,
They'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst they can find, la la la,
He'll have to watch them all and they'll monitor his mind, la la la,
Now keep in mind Beibs can't control when the movies begin or end, la la,
Because he used those special parts, to make some robot friends,
Cambot, gypsy, servo, croooow,
You won't be wondering how he'll eat or breath, or all those science facts, just repeat to myself he's off the Earth, I should really just relax...,
Oh Mystery Science Beiber 3000 *twang*.
2013-06-06 11:02:33 AM
2 votes:
On face value, this sounds like a good thing, but when you thing of the vacuum he has between his ears, space may be his natural environment.
2013-06-06 10:16:42 AM
2 votes:
Will they torture him by forcing him to watch the worst movies of all time?
2013-06-06 10:16:39 AM
2 votes:
AIM FOR THE SUN!! AIM FOR THE SUN!!
2013-06-06 09:43:46 AM
2 votes:
Who wants to initiate the Kickstarter to leave him there?
2013-06-06 03:54:05 PM
1 votes:
shiat.  If he gets blown up, I'm going to have to convert to some form of religion.
2013-06-06 03:39:50 PM
1 votes:
They...  They're not going to bring him back, are they?
2013-06-06 03:23:24 PM
1 votes:

vudukungfu: I'll spring for a one way ticket.


I'll donate a few dollars to help!
2013-06-06 02:14:54 PM
1 votes:
Let's hope that the life support system has a "HAL 9000" episode and Bieber is suffocated faster than he can say "Baby, baby, baby...."
2013-06-06 01:23:02 PM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
"I wonder what all these other celebrities are doing here. There's Justin Bieber,  Ross Perot, Dan Quayle, Tonya Harding, Al Sharpton, Courtney Love, Spike Lee, Tom Arnold, Pauly Shore, Dr. Laura, and oh no........
simpsonswiki.net
Rosie O'Donnel. We're headed for the sun aren't we?"
2013-06-06 12:23:39 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: Quantum Apostrophe: TV's Vinnie: Rich snots like Bieber flying into space

Relax, it's an amusement park ride.

An amusement park ride where you DO get officially listed as an astronaut. Official altitude is 80 kilometers and Virgin Galactic will fly at 110K.

And you KNOW that Beiber will brag his scrawny little ass off about it and rub it in everyone's faces. Bet on it.


If we can just get him to say something to Buzz Aldrin about it...
2013-06-06 11:27:02 AM
1 votes:

AngryDragon: Who wants to initiate the Kickstarter to leave him there?


Kickstarter? A reasonably sized trebuchet should suffice, given that he can fit in a gnome's vest pocket.
2013-06-06 10:55:44 AM
1 votes:
This is what I've always dreaded. Rich snots like Bieber flying into space while the rest of us toil like ants below in our part-time Walmart greeter jobs, while he gets to come back down, get his official astronaut wings, and brag to everyone that he's now in the same league as Yuri Gagarin and Niel Armstrong.
2013-06-06 10:46:06 AM
1 votes:

Great Janitor: Englebert Slaptyback: Richard C Stanford

Will they torture him by forcing him to watch the worst movies of all time?


They'll send him cheesy movies - the worst they can find. La la la.

I won't be wondering how he'll eat or breath or all those science facts.  Just repeat to myself he's off the Earth, I should really just relax...


Oh Mystery Science Bieber 3000 *twang*.
2013-06-06 10:27:57 AM
1 votes:
I'll spring for a one way ticket.
2013-06-06 10:24:14 AM
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford


Will they torture him by forcing him to watch the worst movies of all time?


They'll send him cheesy movies - the worst they can find. La la la.
2013-06-06 10:00:39 AM
1 votes:
hornetshype.com

Hold your fire. There's no Bieber. It must have short-circuited.
 
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