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(Quad City Times)   Police arrest 60 year-old man for taking a gun from a cop and then squeezing the cop's genitals   (qctimes.com) divider line 26
    More: Fail, East Moline, Rock Island, genitals, eggs  
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2013-06-06 08:53:53 AM  
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Was that wrong?
 
2013-06-06 09:02:06 AM  
I wish I were joking when I say I have a porn with this.
 
2013-06-06 09:20:53 AM  
That took balls.
 
2013-06-06 09:23:57 AM  
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I guess I don't get to read the article.
 
2013-06-06 09:25:22 AM  

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I guess I don't get to read the article.


It's a rather dull telling:


An East Moline man's facing charges in Rock Island after authorities say he snatched a police officer's gun and then grabbed and squeezed the officer's testicles.

The Rock Island Argus reports 60-year-old Edward White Johnson was arrested Tuesday afternoon.

He's being held on $100,000 bond after being charged with felonies for battery and disarming a police officer. He also faces misdemeanors for aggravated assault and disorderly conduct.

A telephone listing for Johnson couldn't be found.

He's set to have a preliminary hearing next week.
 
2013-06-06 09:30:11 AM  
$100,000 balls? WHOA.
 
2013-06-06 09:53:13 AM  
Embarrassing a cop: worse than actually hurting one.
 
2013-06-06 09:55:32 AM  
An East Moline man's facing charges in Rock Island after authorities say he snatched a police officer's gun and then grabbed and squeezed the officer's testicles.

So he fired the gun?
 
2013-06-06 09:56:00 AM  
DNRTA, but I'm imagining that both dudes were in their mid 20's and hot.

brb
 
2013-06-06 10:04:48 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-06-06 10:07:43 AM  
But it's still OK for the police to do all of that, right?
 
2013-06-06 10:19:17 AM  
What kind of country is this where a 60 year old man is not allowed to squeeze a trigger or 2?  I want to see the courtroom video of this trial - Officer Notsotuff testifying how he was disarmed and humiliated by said 60 year old man......apparently disarmed twice!
 
2013-06-06 10:36:07 AM  
I would assume there is a second date?
 
2013-06-06 10:37:55 AM  
If you are going to go full boat, you might as well take the cop's cuffs and secure his penis to his ballsack very tightly.
 
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2013-06-06 10:47:37 AM  
FTFA:  A telephone listing for Johnson couldn't be found.

Sounds like they should hire this guy as their Johnson finder.
 
2013-06-06 10:56:07 AM  
Sounds like a TSO fer the TSA.

Retired or asking for the job???
 
2013-06-06 10:59:05 AM  
It makes perfect sense to take the gun away first, but kids, don't try this at home.
 
2013-06-06 11:01:35 AM  
I SAID TURN YOUR HEAD AND COUGH!
 
2013-06-06 11:08:47 AM  
Seems like the officer lost control of both his guns.
 
2013-06-06 11:12:03 AM  
I guess he was checking to see if it was a gun in his pants or if he was just happy to see him.
 
2013-06-06 11:48:20 AM  
Groped him like a TSA agent.
 
2013-06-06 11:50:27 AM  
Felony Ball Squeezing, News at 11.
 
2013-06-06 04:11:14 PM  
I thought this was merely frowned upon and not a legal violation.
 
2013-06-06 10:03:52 PM  
Is it only a crime if while squeezing them, you say "Honk! Honk!"?
 
2013-06-07 08:55:50 AM  

ginkor: Is it only a crime if while squeezing them, you say "Honk! Honk!"?


Then you make the slide-whistle noise as you slide a finger in/out of their ass.
 
2013-06-07 12:39:12 PM  
This guy is really lucky that he didn't get a reciprocal testicle injury. I bet there are a lot of seemingly "decent" cops who would punish your nads in return. In fact many guys operate under that principle.
 
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