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(The Hill)   Tea Party groups, "RUN SARAH RUN". GOP, "NO SARAH NO"   (thehill.com) divider line 71
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2013-06-06 09:50:08 AM
Tea Party activists are running a "Draft Sarah" campaign,

The IRS won't give us tax exempt status as a non political social welfare organization!
 
2013-06-06 09:52:23 AM
At least her term would only last two years.
 
2013-06-06 10:11:33 AM
www.slate.com

Oh please oh please oh please
 
2013-06-06 10:12:35 AM
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2013-06-06 10:14:15 AM
Good luck with that...
 
2013-06-06 10:14:41 AM
And this, in a nutshell, is why the Republicans are doomed to political irrelevance well into the foreseeable future.
 
2013-06-06 10:15:15 AM
Sorry Tea Partiers, Sarah Palin is unavailable. She has been appointed* Generalissimo in the War on Christmas. She will be devoting all her talents to defending the oppressed, suffering, Christians who unable to celebrate this important holiday.

*by Sarah Palin
 
2013-06-06 10:16:02 AM
Have no fear, Tea Party faithful, Sarah will find a way to take yet more of your money.
 
2013-06-06 10:16:48 AM

Rapmaster2000: [www.slate.com image 568x236]

Oh please oh please oh please


Gonna point this out every time that picture shows up. You can farking buy Big Gulps in New York. 7-11s are exempt because they're "grocery stores" and it really only applies to fast food places. Just another dollop of her being vapid and farking wrong.
 
2013-06-06 10:20:07 AM
Because that's exactly what the Senate needs -- yet another vapid loon.
 
2013-06-06 10:22:10 AM
Sarah Palin has no intention to do anything else in politics.  She tried to be a governor and quit halfway through and fled to Arizona.  The Tea Party loves her because she epitomizes everything they stand for: Being an attention whore, a quitter, lazy, and saying stupid shiat.
 
2013-06-06 10:25:45 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: Sarah Palin has no intention to do anything else in politics.  She tried to be a governor and quit halfway through and fled to Arizona.  The Tea Party loves her because she epitomizes everything they stand for: Being an attention whore, a quitter, lazy, and saying stupid shiat.


I was going to write something about Palin being a loser but you hit all the major points so well, I'm just gonna quote you.
 
2013-06-06 10:25:50 AM
I live in a very blue state and if Sarah ran I would vote for her.

/confident that tea party types won't see a problem with the above statement.
 
2013-06-06 10:27:09 AM

Bloody William: Rapmaster2000: [www.slate.com image 568x236]

Oh please oh please oh please

Gonna point this out every time that picture shows up. You can farking buy Big Gulps in New York. 7-11s are exempt because they're "grocery stores" and it really only applies to fast food places. Just another dollop of her being vapid and farking wrong.


I just love the face.  The satisfaction of the "zinger" she's delivering.  So proud of herself.
 
2013-06-06 10:32:27 AM
I will never understand why the tea party people love her so much. I mean politics aside she's dumb as a rock. Wouldn't you want to elect someone smart to represent you. I just can't see her as being an effective senator.
Oh wait this is exactly what the tea party wants. Plus it pisses of libs.
Here is a tip guys when you base all your decisions on trying to piss off the other side nothing gets done you make things worse. The tea party is the problem.
 
2013-06-06 10:37:02 AM
Sarah is undeniably brilliant at one aspect of modern politics: smelling money buried a mile beneath a lagoon of pig shiat.

She'll tease the rubes for a while to keep the firehose of dollars coming from the "Real Mur'cans" writing checks with one hand while fiddlin' with their peckers with the other, probably drop a new book right before primary season to make sure those dollars are sparkling clean when she hits the Saks 5th Avenue in Phoenix, then, just when she has to announce she'll let us know that "Gawd spoke to me, you betcha, and he told me that he needs me fighting socialism with my new talk show on RFD-TV!"
 
2013-06-06 10:37:56 AM
Tea Party groups, "RUN SARAH RUN". GOP, "NO SARAH NO"

Libs, "RUN SARAH RUN"
 
2013-06-06 10:39:06 AM
Well, somebody has to pay for her summer bus trip.
 
2013-06-06 10:39:23 AM
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2013-06-06 10:39:44 AM
I would make sure every liberal I know and every liberal they know switches parties during the primary to get that mongoloid through June 2016.  Epic lulz turning into death knell of the GOP.
 
2013-06-06 10:41:05 AM
Regardless of what one's opinion is regarding her policies, her morals, her intelligence, her trustworthiness, etc., I can't understand how Alaskan Republicans can so eagerly support someone who's already demonstrated just how unimportant the voters of Alaska are by quitting halfway through her term as Governor. And for what; to go be a Fox News contributor and have her Alaskan reality show?
Even if someone considered her the most qualified candidate, how could they give her their support again?

/had similar questions when Mark Sanford got reelected.
 
2013-06-06 10:41:06 AM
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I thought that pose looked vaguely familiar.
 
2013-06-06 10:41:06 AM
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2013-06-06 10:42:25 AM

coeyagi: I would make sure every liberal I know and every liberal they know switches parties during the primary to get that mongoloid through June 2016.  Epic lulz turning into death knell of the GOP.


www.mceades.com

Always remember how  dumb the voting public can be.
 
2013-06-06 10:43:22 AM
img.fark.net

Hey guys!  What's going on in this thread?
 
2013-06-06 10:44:03 AM

greenbowlpacker: [25.media.tumblr.com image 500x398]


Not to quibble, but I 'm pretty sure that quote is from 1935, not 1835.
 
2013-06-06 10:46:38 AM
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2013-06-06 10:47:14 AM
i13.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-06 10:48:07 AM

God's Hubris: [i13.photobucket.com image 640x536] [i13.photobucket.com image 640x536]


She needs polls, she needs to know what Alaska thinks... It's important...

/throws hissy fit
 
2013-06-06 10:49:21 AM
I need to work on a new Doc Holliday image with "Proceed, madam."
Or perhaps, "It's true, you are a good woman. Then again, you may be the antichrist. "
 
2013-06-06 10:52:09 AM

Parthenogenetic: [img.fark.net image 406x600]

Hey guys!  What's going on in this thread?


Do you have the original of that?
 
2013-06-06 10:53:51 AM
i1351.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-06 10:54:33 AM
She won't. Too much work, not enough money.
 
2013-06-06 10:57:07 AM

lilbjorn: Tea Party groups, "RUN SARAH RUN". GOP, "NO SARAH NO"

Libs, "RUN SARAH RUN"


Came here to say this ^^^^
 
2013-06-06 11:03:10 AM
Obligatory:
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2013-06-06 11:03:56 AM
Isn't the Tea Party old enough to leave Mommy & Daddy GOP's nest yet?
 
2013-06-06 11:05:03 AM
DRILL, BABY, DRILL!

/wait, what?
 
2013-06-06 11:13:47 AM
Holy shiat. I just realized she's only 3 1/2 years older than me.

Dannnng.

/my lawn, etc.
 
2013-06-06 11:16:59 AM
static.tvtropes.org
SiniSara?
 
2013-06-06 11:19:55 AM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: "Run, liberal, run!" ?  I can't think of anything less threatening than Sarah Palin with a gun, after seeing this idiot trying to hunt on her own reality show.  She'd either run out of shells before she came close to hitting me, or accidentally shoot herself in the crotch.  Which really speaks volumes about how farking lazy this con artist is.  Instead of taking the time to meet with a private shooting instructor beforehand, to at least be able to believable fake her way through the moose hunt, she just showed up and half-assed it.


I remember being amused by the claim that she could field dress a moose. I really wish someone had produced a fresh moose carcass and asked her to demonstrate.
 
2013-06-06 11:21:59 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: She won't. Too much work, not enough money.


She can hint on it to exploit the rubes for another round of fundraising, launch an "exploratory committee", and then bow out.
 
2013-06-06 11:31:08 AM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: "Run, liberal, run!" ? I can't think of anything less threatening than Sarah Palin with a gun, after seeing this idiot trying to hunt on her own reality show. She'd either run out of shells before she came close to hitting me, or accidentally shoot herself in the crotch. Which really speaks volumes about how farking lazy this con artist is. Instead of taking the time to meet with a private shooting instructor beforehand, to at least be able to believable fake her way through the moose hunt, she just showed up and half-assed it.


That is comedy friggin' GOLD right there.
 
Bf+
2013-06-06 11:31:51 AM
www.carvey-running-tips.com
 
2013-06-06 11:32:58 AM
"Sarah Palin has a wide following [and] national fundraising supporters," he said.

I'll say.
rapebabiesforromney.com
 
2013-06-06 11:42:51 AM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: she just showed up and half-assed it.


That describes her in a nut shell.
 
2013-06-06 11:43:47 AM

Rixel: [static.tvtropes.org image 227x248]
SiniSara?


Sorry, Callista Gingrich already has that covered

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2013-06-06 11:48:41 AM

Fart_Machine: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: She won't. Too much work, not enough money.

She can hint on it to exploit the rubes for another round of fundraising, launch an "exploratory committee", and then bow out.


The bowing out part must include a message to Sarah, from God.  Then it's OK.
 
2013-06-06 11:57:46 AM
Palins and Bachmanns are great for the Democratic party.  They may find some vile gerrymandered district that will support their theocratic idiocy, but all it does is galvanize the rest of the country against the GOP as a whole.  For every one life-long conservative that jerks off thinking about them they inspire 2 more moderates to get out and vote to stop the derp.
 
2013-06-06 12:02:00 PM

Ring of Fire: I will never understand why the tea party people love her so much. I mean politics aside she's dumb as a rock. Wouldn't you want to elect someone smart to represent you. I just can't see her as being an effective senator.
Oh wait this is exactly what the tea party wants. Plus it pisses of libs.
Here is a tip guys when you base all your decisions on trying to piss off the other side nothing gets done you make things worse. The tea party is the problem.


In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.
 
2013-06-06 12:07:45 PM

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: [img.photobucket.com image 440x540]

"Run, liberal, run!" ?  I can't think of anything less threatening than Sarah Palin with a gun, after seeing this idiot trying to hunt on her own reality show.  She'd either run out of shells before she came close to hitting me, or accidentally shoot herself in the crotch.  Which really speaks volumes about how farking lazy this con artist is.  Instead of taking the time to meet with a private shooting instructor beforehand, to at least be able to believable fake her way through the moose hunt, she just showed up and half-assed it.



"Does it kick?" - experienced hunter
 
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