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(AZ Family)   What's worse than having one of your neighbors put a giant gargoyle in their yard? Having one of your neighbors put a well-hung, giant gargoyle in their yard   (azfamily.com) divider line 67
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2013-06-06 07:05:27 AM
I haven't seen a Gargoyle that well-hung since Goliath got drunk and showed me how rock hard he could be.
 
2013-06-06 07:59:51 AM
Good lord, that is an ugly statue.
 
2013-06-06 08:00:40 AM

Skail: Good lord, that is an ugly statue.


"He likes it"
 
2013-06-06 08:02:23 AM
Never seen a gargoyle that looked like that. I have seen depictions of the Devil that looked like that.
 
2013-06-06 08:02:28 AM
FTA-"I think it's outstanding," said Bonner.

You just can't make sh*t like this up.

/I imagine that's a long 'O' sound in Bonner.....
 
2013-06-06 08:02:36 AM
I just started playing Dark Souls, and I am almost at the gargoyles for the first bell, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/not really relevant
//oh well
 
2013-06-06 08:02:41 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a Gargoyle that well-hung since Goliath got drunk and showed me how rock hard he could be.


"I think your head stays rock hard even at night. "
 
2013-06-06 08:03:49 AM
Why is that bad?
 
2013-06-06 08:03:51 AM
You call that well hung??
 
2013-06-06 08:05:11 AM
Let the man and his welded penis alone.
 
2013-06-06 08:05:17 AM
I don't think I have as much problem with the statue's genitalia so much as that it looks terrible.
 
2013-06-06 08:06:18 AM
Wait, isn't Leslie Neilson dead?  Who will attack large breasted women with concrete dildos now?
 
2013-06-06 08:06:34 AM
Statue of David.  Case closed.  Pay his legal fees and court costs.
 
2013-06-06 08:06:50 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a Gargoyle that well-hung since Goliath got drunk and showed me how rock hard he could be.


I came for the Gargoyles reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-06-06 08:08:38 AM
They can't show us the "front side," but they expect us to be outraged?

My guess is the whiners are puritans who are more offended by the gargoyle than his junk.
 
2013-06-06 08:13:52 AM
can someone find a full pic?

prudes
 
2013-06-06 08:14:33 AM
The artist looks like he hasn't seen his own penis in a while...
 
2013-06-06 08:16:54 AM
Some idiot is presenting his neighbors with a nine foot statue so offensive that it cannot be shown on television, and neighbors who complain about it are a bunch of whiners and puritans who deserve ridicule.

Got it.
 
2013-06-06 08:17:21 AM
I'd like to focus more on Crystal Cruz...
 
2013-06-06 08:18:24 AM
Penis
 
2013-06-06 08:20:14 AM
"Around here, you can't swing a dead cat without hitting artwork"
That's so crazy he said that. I was visiting there once swinging a dead cat and I accidentally hit two pieces of artwork.
 
2013-06-06 08:20:35 AM
Yeah they always forced them to wear pants..

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-06-06 08:22:05 AM
ryanmcjunkin.com

Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
 
2013-06-06 08:22:18 AM
Without better pictures, I'm not sure how outraged I should be. A little? Immensely?
 
2013-06-06 08:23:12 AM

jfivealive: I just started playing Dark Souls, and I am almost at the gargoyles for the first bell, so I am getting a kick out of these replies.

/not really relevant
//oh well


I'm waiting for it to go on sale again.  I'll probably pick it up during the summer sale.

That statue is ugly as hell, with or without a penis on it.
 
2013-06-06 08:25:58 AM

Heinrich von Eckardt: Some idiot is presenting his neighbors with a nine foot statue so offensive that it cannot be shown on television, and neighbors who complain about it are a bunch of whiners and puritans who deserve ridicule.

Got it.


thegreatestrealestateblog.com
So horribly offensive.   He should make his second gargoyle have a 20" penis with veins.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-06-06 08:26:29 AM
wow.. all the assholes are pro-property rights until they get into a HOA or they don't like something in their neighbor's yard.

Hint: it's their yard, not yours.
 
2013-06-06 08:32:15 AM
Worst:  Waking up every morning to find your neighbor, Adolf Hitler, sucking off a giant, well-hung gargoyle in his front yard while his bastard of a Doberman (Named Heinrich) humps your leg and dislocates your knee.
 
2013-06-06 08:32:28 AM
What a shiatty excuse for a yard.
 
2013-06-06 08:32:46 AM

d23: wow.. all the assholes are pro-property rights until they get into a HOA or they don't like something in their neighbor's yard.

Hint: it's their yard, not yours.


Yes but they're my photons once they're in my retina, and they bounced off your statue.
 
2013-06-06 08:32:55 AM
Yeah, it's just offensive for being ugly as hell and poorly done. They probably only used a penis as an excuse for that.
 
2013-06-06 08:35:04 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: d23: wow.. all the assholes are pro-property rights until they get into a HOA or they don't like something in their neighbor's yard.

Hint: it's their yard, not yours.

Yes but they're my photons once they're in my retina, and they bounced off your statue.


Nobody owns the photons man, they're God's photons.

/modified, not obscure
 
2013-06-06 08:37:51 AM

FirstNationalBastard: I haven't seen a Gargoyle that well-hung since Goliath got drunk and showed me how rock hard he could be.


I was going to say the same about Bronx.

/don't judge me!
 
2013-06-06 08:39:47 AM
Everyone's a critic.
 
2013-06-06 08:41:39 AM
Recently, two anonymous callers complained to county officials.

Somebody always has to be a dick.
 
2013-06-06 08:42:52 AM
Oh look it's this thread...

Group A: I shouldnt have to look at ANYTHING I don't want to in your yard including your grass which is 0.045 cm too tall.

Group B: They should have the right to project hardcore HD BDSM pr0n on the outside of their garage door 24 hours a day - if you don't like it don't look you friggin' prude, or better yet, MOVE!

Group C (almost non-represented): Uh isnt there a middle ground?  Can't we just, you know get a feel for my neighbors before I do something potentially disturbing?
 
2013-06-06 08:44:15 AM
I couldn't see the picture because there was a security warning. Does anyone have a oicture of this thing?
 
2013-06-06 08:44:15 AM
static.guim.co.uk
 
2013-06-06 08:45:06 AM
Technically that is not a gargoyle. If the penis is as poorly rendered as the rest of the sculpture then I would oppose it also.
 
2013-06-06 08:45:43 AM

squidgod2000: What a shiatty excuse for a yard.


Needs more lime.
 
2013-06-06 08:46:31 AM

BolshyGreatYarblocks: [static.guim.co.uk image 460x276]


That's what I was trying to remember! Could have sworn I saw that before.
 
2013-06-06 08:47:31 AM
Could have put a gargoyle w/ big freaking tits instead.

fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-06-06 08:47:59 AM
At first, I thought the headline in TFA might pertain to me.
Then I realized I had misread "gargoyle" as "gargantuan".
 
2013-06-06 08:51:05 AM
Who the hell was the artist, some 3rd grade class?

Granted I couldn't do any better, but I don't consider myself an artist.
 
2013-06-06 08:52:05 AM

Fizpez: Oh look it's this thread...

Group A: I shouldnt have to look at ANYTHING I don't want to in your yard including your grass which is 0.045 cm too tall.

Group B: They should have the right to project hardcore HD BDSM pr0n on the outside of their garage door 24 hours a day - if you don't like it don't look you friggin' prude, or better yet, MOVE!

Group C (almost non-represented): Uh isnt there a middle ground?  Can't we just, you know get a feel for my neighbors before I do something potentially disturbing?



Group C tried this once or twice, but after they got hit in the eyes with flying spittle from Groups A and B, they retreated to their media rooms and turned up the volume on the 5.1 surround sound.
 
2013-06-06 08:52:37 AM

Fizpez: Oh look it's this thread...

Group A: I shouldnt have to look at ANYTHING I don't want to in your yard including your grass which is 0.045 cm too tall.

Group B: They should have the right to project hardcore HD BDSM pr0n on the outside of their garage door 24 hours a day - if you don't like it don't look you friggin' prude, or better yet, MOVE!

Group C (almost non-represented): Uh isnt there a middle ground?  Can't we just, you know get a feel for my neighbors before I do something potentially disturbing?


I don't think this falls into the same category as hardcore BDSM, but that's just, like, my opinion man.
 
2013-06-06 08:53:11 AM
Sigh. Are we ever going to outgrow being a nation of six-year-olds who scream and giggle about pee-pee parts?
On the bright side, thanks to boners, there's hope for mediocre artists everywhere.
 
2013-06-06 08:58:23 AM
Some Muriatic Acid and the problem is solved.
 
2013-06-06 09:06:40 AM
That video was a cock tease
 
2013-06-06 09:07:16 AM

Whodat: Technically that is not a gargoyle. If the penis is as poorly rendered as the rest of the sculpture then I would oppose it also.


So you're saying since it isn't on a church, it needs a water feature.
 
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