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(WWL)   Say hello to Tropical Storm Andrea, the first named storm of the 2013 Atlantic Hurricane season   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Atlantic hurricanes, gulf, Storm Andrea, tropical storm andrea, named storm, hurricane center  
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3929 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jun 2013 at 9:09 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-06 04:29:39 AM  
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Paris1127: Spanky McStupid: We went through one season where we had to resort to the Greek alphabet so ... meh.

Which is not a bright idea. Think about it: if Category 5 Hurricane Beta kills thousands of people, can the name be retired? If it's retired, what should it be replaced with?

Hurricane VHS.
2013-06-05 10:27:48 PM  
2 votes:

Plant Rights Activist: Someone warn the governer.  He's going to get farked.

The storm will wander around Georgia as an annoyance and just die out of lack of intelligence.
2013-06-05 10:13:29 PM  
2 votes:

JungleBoogie: Some Coke Drinking Guy: I know they are predicting a bad season, but hurricanes are all about the water temperature [...]

And wind shear.

"Wind shear is often the most critical factor controlling hurricane formation and destruction. [...]

... and ruthless efficiency.  The THREE factors are water temperature, wind shear, and ruthless efficiency.
2013-06-05 09:17:02 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: Is it pronounced ANN-dree-ah, or AHN-dree-ah??

2013-06-06 07:00:33 AM  
1 vote:

Plant Rights Activist: Someone warn the governer.  He's going to get farked.
2013-06-05 10:32:03 PM  
1 vote:

wxboy: NeverDrunk23: Last two years we had one hurricane make landfall each year. Irene and Sandy.

And Isaac.

Fark you, Isaac. In terms of destruction you weren't bad, but you basically squatted over my city for multiple days and the power was out for a week. You were that guy who comes to crash at your place for the night and never leaves. Go home, Isaac, you're drunk.
2013-06-05 10:11:10 PM  
1 vote:
2013-06-05 10:05:47 PM  
1 vote:
My ex-wife's name is Sandy.
I texted a storm pic to her and said "LOOK, it's almost as big as you"
It didn't help our already troubled situation.
2013-06-05 09:59:44 PM  
1 vote:
When is it scheduled to hit Oklahoma?
2013-06-05 09:51:59 PM  
1 vote:
We went through one season where we had to resort to the Greek alphabet so ... meh.
2013-06-05 09:07:56 PM  
1 vote:
It looks like it will pass by overnight Thurs/Friday. I'd love a good rain, but don't mess with my power, Andrea.
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