jehovahs witness protection: My ex-wife's name is Sandy.I texted a storm pic to her and said "LOOK, it's almost as big as you"It didn't help our already troubled situation.
zamboni: Okay... all I need to know is "Where is Jim Cantore?"Those people are farked.
prekrasno: Surf's up in Panama City Beach! I'll be here all week.
Debby7813: Right in the path of both Frances AND Jeanne. How often does one little area get TWO hurricanes in three weeks?///Port St.Lucie checking in.
DarthBart: Charley was our first hurricane, living in Cape Coral. We were shiatting big green bricks watching the radar and seeing that the eye was tracking straight at us. Then it did that little jog to the left and hit Punta Gorda instead. 3 days without power in the Florida humidity. That sucked. Only thing that made it livable was me hotwiring a car battery onto an UPS and using that to power a box fan at night so we could sleep.
Plant Rights Activist: Someone warn the governer. He's going to get farked.
FrancoFile: Is it pronounced ANN-dree-ah, or AHN-dree-ah??
Third Day Mark: Spanky McStupid: Forgot to add: Ocala here.Hey, Multiple Slocalas. I'm off 36th behind Terrys.
rosy621: Spanky McStupid: We went through one season where we had to resort to the Greek alphabet so ... meh.As we got toward the end of that season, my husband and I started wondering what happens when they reach the end of the alphabet. Never really cared to know, but unfortunately, that knowledge is ingrained in me.[www.nasa.gov image 500x338]2004 was fun in Florida. Lucky me got to spend time with Charley.[www.recmod.com image 648x648][www.recmod.com image 500x500]/And Andrea sounds just like Andrew. Another one I have fun with.//I live in NC now. Woo hoo!
Deoan: I've been told this is my fault, since I just recently moved to Jacksonville, and this is projected to run across us. I told them that if they blamed me, then I'd just have to direct a bunch more this way. Now, we'll see if random chance can convince the wife's family that I'm a wizard.
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