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(Philly Burbs)   Sheet cakes are so passé. "The man wanted a confectionery replica of his wife giving birth"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, sheet cake, wife giving birth, pastry chef, sticker shock, animal print, serving sizes  
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6278 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Jun 2013 at 7:13 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-06-05 08:56:53 PM  
7 votes:
2013-06-05 07:25:24 PM  
3 votes:

How about an Italian dish representing his wife giving birth:

2013-06-05 10:53:25 PM  
2 votes:
2013-06-05 07:22:45 PM  
2 votes:
She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.
2013-06-05 06:43:53 PM  
2 votes:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, the raspberry filling was a bit much

But better than chocolate mousse.
2013-06-05 07:39:29 PM  
1 vote:

Yes please: She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.

/Dr. Bear
2013-06-05 07:21:15 PM  
1 vote:

Gecko Gingrich: Last month was my wife's 40th birthday. For her party I called up a local, but nationally known, cake shop (it's in Baltimore, figure it out), and asked for a basic yellow sheet cake, with butter-cream frosting and covered in lifelike renditions of Gerbera Daisies. I was told that they could make a me a three-tiered cake, covered in fondant...for $900.

I passed.

No charm in the city.
2013-06-05 07:20:57 PM  
1 vote:
Why not just request an Alien vs Predators cake?

Same cake, no embarassment.
2013-06-05 06:12:37 PM  
1 vote:
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