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(Philly Burbs)   Sheet cakes are so passé. "The man wanted a confectionery replica of his wife giving birth"   (phillyburbs.com) divider line 30
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2013-06-05 06:10:52 PM  
i780.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 06:12:37 PM  
sharetv.org
 
2013-06-05 06:19:43 PM  
Well, the raspberry filling was a bit much
 
2013-06-05 06:43:53 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, the raspberry filling was a bit much


But better than chocolate mousse.
 
2013-06-05 06:45:04 PM  
Last month was my wife's 40th birthday. For her party I called up a local, but nationally known, cake shop (it's in Baltimore, figure it out), and asked for a basic yellow sheet cake, with butter-cream frosting and covered in lifelike renditions of Gerbera Daisies. I was told that they could make a me a three-tiered cake, covered in fondant...for $900.

I passed.
 
2013-06-05 06:45:28 PM  

Godscrack: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Well, the raspberry filling was a bit much

But better than chocolate mousse.


hehehehe

/word
 
2013-06-05 07:14:49 PM  
I hear there's a statue of Brittany Spears giving birth that might be on the market.

Not showing pics, not wanting bannination.
 
2013-06-05 07:16:24 PM  
because it was the last thing his wife was ever going to "give" him.
 
2013-06-05 07:20:57 PM  
Why not just request an Alien vs Predators cake?

Same cake, no embarassment.
 
2013-06-05 07:21:15 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Last month was my wife's 40th birthday. For her party I called up a local, but nationally known, cake shop (it's in Baltimore, figure it out), and asked for a basic yellow sheet cake, with butter-cream frosting and covered in lifelike renditions of Gerbera Daisies. I was told that they could make a me a three-tiered cake, covered in fondant...for $900.

I passed.


No charm in the city.
 
2013-06-05 07:22:45 PM  
She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.
 
2013-06-05 07:25:24 PM  

How about an Italian dish representing his wife giving birth:


justchillhere.com

 
2013-06-05 07:25:25 PM  
Was it a victory of sheet cake and talking owls?

/maybe obscure
 
2013-06-05 07:26:05 PM  

awalkingecho: Was it a victory of sheet cake and talking owls?

/maybe obscure


...sheet cake of victory and talking owls. *

sigh.
 
2013-06-05 07:26:16 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Last month was my wife's 40th birthday. For her party I called up a local, but nationally known, cake shop (it's in Baltimore, figure it out), and asked for a basic yellow sheet cake, with butter-cream frosting and covered in lifelike renditions of Gerbera Daisies. I was told that they could make a me a three-tiered cake, covered in fondant...for $900.

I passed.


Should have said it was for a same-sex wedding.
 
2013-06-05 07:26:17 PM  

Yes please: She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.


OH GOD NO!!!!
 
2013-06-05 07:29:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: [sharetv.org image 384x288]


"So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?"

"Yeah. What's your point?"

"Well, don't you have anything else?"

"Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery."
 
2013-06-05 07:37:48 PM  
The miracle of cake is that people ever bake 'em more than once.
 
2013-06-05 07:39:29 PM  

Yes please: She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2IqI7gOE54&t=52m30s

/Dr. Bear
 
2013-06-05 08:56:53 PM  
bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.comscientopia.org
 
2013-06-05 09:07:33 PM  
Save me a slice of the fontanelle
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-06-05 09:09:07 PM  

Master Passion Greed: FirstNationalBastard: [sharetv.org image 384x288]

"So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?"

"Yeah. What's your point?"

"Well, don't you have anything else?"

"Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery."


Thank you both for this. Only wish I could find the video.
 
2013-06-05 09:16:13 PM  

TheRameres: Master Passion Greed: FirstNationalBastard: [sharetv.org image 384x288]

"So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?"

"Yeah. What's your point?"

"Well, don't you have anything else?"

"Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery."

Thank you both for this. Only wish I could find the video.


Ahhhh found it: http://www.hulu.com/watch/279578

Forgot Hulu's putting up old SNL skits now.
 
2013-06-05 09:24:01 PM  
Didn't Dan Fielding eat one of those?
 
2013-06-05 09:54:18 PM  

Yes please: She requests that no one cut the cake, just let it tear on its own.


you're very funny.
 
2013-06-05 10:49:27 PM  
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

Whatevs.. :)
 
2013-06-05 10:51:03 PM  

Gecko Gingrich: Last month was my wife's 40th birthday. For her party I called up a local, but nationally known, cake shop (it's in Baltimore, figure it out), and asked for a basic yellow sheet cake, with butter-cream frosting and covered in lifelike renditions of Gerbera Daisies. I was told that they could make a me a three-tiered cake, covered in fondant...for $900.

I passed.


You should have gone to Herman's.
 
2013-06-05 10:53:25 PM  
 
2013-06-06 12:28:51 AM  

yourmomlovestetris: This is one of the tamer baby shower cakes on http://www.cakewrecks.com/

[www.cakewrecks.com image 450x513]

There's some seriously messed up crap on that site.

http://cakewrecks.squarespace.com/home/2013/4/18/10-hilariously-inap pr opriate-baby-shower-cakes.html?currentPage=3&postSubmitted=true


Noooooooo ... this shoulda been eye bleach NSFW and run away combined
 
2013-06-06 10:13:38 AM  
No Sheet?
 
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