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2013-06-05 03:58:54 PM  
i6.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 04:06:36 PM  
HHH gets a concussion and forgets he's married to Stephanie and thinks he's still dating Chyna.
 
2013-06-05 04:18:19 PM  
I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)
 
2013-06-05 04:26:51 PM  

Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)


You know, I hope that this goes green just so people go "Oh come on highroller48, it can't be that bad" followed by 100 posts of WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US MORE, DAMN YOU! You can't unsee it folks.
 
2013-06-05 04:44:46 PM  

TheManofPA: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

You know, I hope that this goes green just so people go "Oh come on highroller48, it can't be that bad" followed by 100 posts of WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US MORE, DAMN YOU! You can't unsee it folks.


One would think that just mentioning that it's Chyna and X-Pac, the two least-attractive pro wrestlers of the last 20 years, would be enough to dissuade most. One would think so, but I'll bet it's not.
 
2013-06-05 05:17:19 PM  

Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)


But that clenis...

It's hypnotizing.

And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,
 
2013-06-05 05:56:59 PM  
What hot WWE chicks look like:

img203.imageshack.us
 
2013-06-05 05:58:32 PM  

TheManofPA: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

You know, I hope that this goes green just so people go "Oh come on highroller48, it can't be that bad" followed by 100 posts of WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US MORE, DAMN YOU! You can't unsee it folks.


Surely it can't be that bad...  I will report later once I have drank many beer and eaten cheap chicken wings as is customary for my people on a Wednesday.

/that would be single men with a bar 2 blocks from home
//Also, Wrassling trifecta in play?  And no 'it's not a sport people' yet?
///Praise [REDACTED] in his syrupy glory!
////Confess your SPAMS!  BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
 
2013-06-05 06:00:09 PM  
www.tensionnot.com

also, Pandas are from China...
 
2013-06-05 06:35:57 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:


You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.
 
2013-06-05 06:39:29 PM  

fatalvenom: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:

You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.


Now go back and read those two lines as Gorrilla and the Brain
 
2013-06-05 06:41:41 PM  
Now that Clooney has dumped Keebler I can't wait for her return.
 
2013-06-05 06:43:09 PM  
Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.
 
2013-06-05 06:43:35 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.


Also, bigger
 
2013-06-05 06:45:49 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.

Also, bigger


And Chyna's clenis doesn't have to beg for attention and scream LOOK AT ME, I'M A CRAAAAAAZY CLENIS. No sir, it just silently stands there, waiting for a tongue lashing.
 
2013-06-05 06:45:54 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: fatalvenom: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:

You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.

Now go back and read those two lines as Gorrilla and the Brain


Wut?
 
2013-06-05 06:53:08 PM  

TheManofPA: [i6.photobucket.com image 456x352]


man hes got moobs

the women have penises!
the men have boobs and shrunken penises!

men are women and women are men!

what a glorious place this must be
 
2013-06-05 07:01:25 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: fatalvenom: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:

You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.

Now go back and read those two lines as Gorrilla and the Brain


Will you stop?!
 
2013-06-05 07:07:36 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

But that clenis...

It's hypnotizing.

And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,


I'm glad I have yet to see it, but thanks to FNB and others, I live vicariously through them.
 
2013-06-05 07:13:14 PM  
I am pretty sure you will never see Chyna in the WWE ever again unless you want some really crazy stories coming from Titan Tower.
 
2013-06-05 07:15:12 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

But that clenis...

It's hypnotizing.

And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,

I'm glad I have yet to see it, but thanks to FNB and others, I live vicariously through them.


I was going to fix that, but you don't have an e-mail in your profile.
 
2013-06-05 07:19:49 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

But that clenis...

It's hypnotizing.

And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,

I'm glad I have yet to see it, but thanks to FNB and others, I live vicariously through them.

I was going to fix that, but you don't have an e-mail in your profile.



HAHA!  You will never make me see it, never!

/unless you posted a screen cap on here and I mistakenly scrolled onto it
//but then, you would be (redacted) and we don't want that
///Missing the RAW threads immensely
////sacrifices of a new dad
 
2013-06-05 07:23:34 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

But that clenis...

It's hypnotizing.

And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,

I'm glad I have yet to see it, but thanks to FNB and others, I live vicariously through them.


We are all at one with the Clenis. No mere little man in the boat, it is King Kong standing on a yacht. The clenis is legion, and contains multitudes. Does anyone really know what time clenis is? Simple: there's always room for clenis. Don't ask what clenis can do for you, ask what you can do for Clenis!

www.popcrunch.com

Rock over London, rock on, Chicago, Clenis: the freshmaker.
 
2013-06-05 08:08:40 PM  

TheManofPA: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

You know, I hope that this goes green just so people go "Oh come on highroller48, it can't be that bad" followed by 100 posts of WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US MORE, DAMN YOU! You can't unsee it folks.


LOL~!
 
2013-06-05 08:23:34 PM  
Is this the thread where I can claim Clinster stole my gimmick?
 
2013-06-05 08:27:09 PM  
...just because it's a wrestling thread

i205.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 08:32:09 PM  

Highroller48: TheManofPA: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)

You know, I hope that this goes green just so people go "Oh come on highroller48, it can't be that bad" followed by 100 posts of WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN US MORE, DAMN YOU! You can't unsee it folks.

One would think that just mentioning that it's Chyna and X-Pac, the two least-attractive pro wrestlers of the last 20 years, would be enough to dissuade most. One would think so, but I'll bet it's not.


Correction, it's the two least-attractive pro wrestlers of the last twenty years being incredibly boring.

/That list includes Big Van Vader, Glen Jacobs, Bastion Booger, Abdullah the Butcher, Mick Foley, etc....
 
2013-06-05 08:36:22 PM  
Everyone knows the Tijuana donkey show is just a myth
 
2013-06-05 08:44:20 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: [www.tensionnot.com image 416x591]

also, Pandas are from China...


fc08.deviantart.net
RIP China
 
2013-06-05 09:04:50 PM  

LoR75: FirstNationalBastard: Highroller48: I am ashamed to admit having seen One Night in Chyna.  Worst porno ever*, and still more entertaining than anything WWE has put out in the last 10 years.

(*Yes, even worse than Let's Play Stain OnThe Couch)


But that clenis...


It's hypnotizing.


And when it's painted green for Chyna to be She Hulk? Why, I never knew a stalk of Broccoli could be so arousing.,


I'm glad I have yet to see it, but thanks to FNB and others, I live vicariously through them.




i43.tinypic.com

Here ya go
 
2013-06-05 09:21:41 PM  
All I remember is thinking that China had the bigger package. The rest has been blocked out of my mind after years of therapy for PTSD (Post-Transvestite Stress Disorder).
 
2013-06-05 09:38:56 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: ...just because it's a wrestling thread

[i205.photobucket.com image 432x286]


There's another one a few clicks down.  BAH GAWD, GET ON IT SON!
 
2013-06-05 10:19:28 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: fatalvenom: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:

You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.

Now go back and read those two lines as Gorrilla and the Brai

"

Tijuana Donkey shows like that Brain?"

"Depends on what time you go Monsoon. Although I have seen the Representative there, he was one of the performers, and what a pro! I mean you knew he didn't like his job, but you couldn't tell it by the expression on his face!"
 
2013-06-05 10:32:47 PM  
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"


i70.photobucket.com
 
2013-06-05 10:41:41 PM  
I like that the name "Daniel Bryan" has a trademark symbol next to it.

/fark WWE
 
2013-06-05 11:07:40 PM  
That video led to one of the funniest lines I've ever read

her ass was covered with acne because of the 'roids and she was taking it in the pooper and the reviewer described it as "looking like a man trying to shake a pepperoni pizza off his arm"
 
2013-06-06 01:29:46 AM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Representative of the unwashed masses: fatalvenom: The Stealth Hippopotamus: What hot WWE chicks look like:

You should compare that to "what WWE fan base chicks" look like.

It's like watching a Tijuana donkey show, where the donkey is wearing a razor-blade bracelet around the shaft of it's cock.

Now go back and read those two lines as Gorrilla and the Brai

"Tijuana Donkey shows like that Brain?"

"Depends on what time you go Monsoon. Although I have seen the Representative there, he was one of the performers, and what a pro! I mean you knew he didn't like his job, but you couldn't tell it by the expression on his face!"


dougie is high... but you are on top of my favorites!
 
2013-06-06 01:55:15 AM  
I would need a tongue the size of a canoe paddle to satisfy chyna's clenis.
 
2013-06-06 04:39:21 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.


Once you think Chyna's clenis has all the answers, it changes the questions.
Chyna's clenis is best there is, the best there was and the best that ever will be.
Chyna's clenis won an Olympic gold medal with a broken freakin' neck.
 
2013-06-06 05:21:35 AM  
The funniest thing about that porn was X-Pac  being out of breath and gasping for air the entire time.
 
2013-06-06 05:37:04 AM  

styckx: The funniest thing about that porn was X-Pac  being out of breath and gasping for air the entire time.


If you think that's bad, could you imagine how blown up the Ultimate Warrior would be in a porn?

Of course, and Ultimate Warrior porn would just be him running to the bedroom, shaking the bedposts, three pumps, a cumshot, and he runs out again.
 
2013-06-06 07:26:35 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.


i1263.photobucket.com

/seriously miss you in the Monday night threads though
//you too LoR75
 
2013-06-06 08:12:33 AM  

ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.

[i1263.photobucket.com image 460x361]

/seriously miss you in the Monday night threads though
//you too LoR75


You guys still have it out for AJ?  Get some new material.  Christ.
 
2013-06-06 09:34:54 AM  

Gunny Highway: ShiningWizard: FirstNationalBastard: Chyna's clenis is more talented and more attractive than Skipper.

[i1263.photobucket.com image 460x361]

/seriously miss you in the Monday night threads though
//you too LoR75

You guys still have it out for AJ?  Get some new material.  Christ.


Nope. I genuinely loves me some FNB. Just good natured ribbing
 
2013-06-06 10:40:09 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: styckx: The funniest thing about that porn was X-Pac  being out of breath and gasping for air the entire time.

If you think that's bad, could you imagine how blown up the Ultimate Warrior would be in a porn?

Of course, and Ultimate Warrior porn would just be him running to the bedroom, shaking the bedposts, three pumps, a cumshot, and he runs out again.


Hah hah hah hah!

And Sin Cara would do some acrobatic insanity like you'll never see again
 
2013-06-07 02:57:01 AM  

Skywolf the Scribbler: FirstNationalBastard: styckx: The funniest thing about that porn was X-Pac  being out of breath and gasping for air the entire time.

If you think that's bad, could you imagine how blown up the Ultimate Warrior would be in a porn?

Of course, and Ultimate Warrior porn would just be him running to the bedroom, shaking the bedposts, three pumps, a cumshot, and he runs out again.

Hah hah hah hah!

And Sin Cara would do some acrobatic insanity like you'll never see again


And Ziggler would do a masturbation scene so good that it would be filed in the lesbian sex section.
 
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